I’m writing to thank the Malibu Association of Realtors for their vigilance regarding the Pacific Coast Highway situation, as expressed in their letter of Sept. 3, and to let you and your readers know what I am doing, as your state Assembly representative, to expedite the long-overdue repair of PCH. My office is holding a series of task force meetings to identify specific tasks and priorities involved in trying to solve the traffic, safety, geologic and aesthetic concerns that continue to plague PCH. I have already written to the governor detailing my concerns, which include the reduction in work hours by Caltrans and the delays in opening a third traffic lane. I believe that I conveyed a sense of our urgent need for drastic improvements in communication and coordination between the various agencies, such as Caltrans and the Highway Patrol, that are responsible for particular pieces of the puzzle. I believe that I also made clear my confidence that Caltrans has legitimate reasons for changing its work schedule, but that constant feedback and communication is a necessity in a situation such as this one, where various state, private and citizen groups have responsibilities for particular parts of what has to be a coordinated, general solution to a severe problem.

The safety, quality of life and business climate along PCH have suffered for too long. My office will continue to do everything we can to facilitate this process and get it behind us. As always, the feedback and participation of the community is an essential ingredient for success.

Sheila James Kuehl

speaker pro tempore

California State Assembly

District 41

“BE WARY OF OUT OF AREA COMPANIES. CHECK WITH THE LOCAL BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR FEES FOR SERVICES. READ AND UNDERSTAND ANY CONTRACTS BEFORE YOU SIGN. SHOP AROUND FOR RATES.”

@Header:Animals Lost & Found

@normal:***LOST CHOCOLATE LABRADOR*** 2 years old, male. Very friendly. Rocky brown. His mother misses him very much. ***REWARD!!!*** 310-456-7151

@normal:DESPERATELY SEEKING LOST female Siberian Husky. Blue eyes, black & white. Last seen Nicholas Cyn. Beach on Aug. 11. CASH REWARD!! Please call 310-589-5211

@normal:***REWARD*** Lost dog, Akita. Black face, tan body. Female w/purple collar. Lost 8/21 on Santa Monica Blvd. & Bundy. A very dear family member. Please call Andrea at 310-645-1690 or 310-826-3057

@normal:FOUND ON LA COSTA BEACH small terrier mix (we’re not sure). White, gray, black. Found on Friday August 28th. Call 818-222-2204

@normal:FOUND SMALL FEMALE CHIHUAHUA, light brown in color. Found near Sunset Blvd. & PCH on Labor Day. Please call 949-654-2446

@normal:***REWARD*** LOST CAT. One year old gray calico. Sea Vista Dr./Latigo Cyn. area. 589-9169 or 369-4015

@normal:FOUND PUG DOG (OR BABY BULL DOG). Found on Winding Way 9/3. Must give detailed description. Your dog is getting TLC. Call 457-2451 or 714-497-1304

@normal:LOST BLACK CAT. Las Flores area. Small male named “Kleid.” Please call!!! 456-5388

@Header:Animals

@Normal:AGOURA ANIMAL SHELTER needs towels and blankets. If you’ve lost a pet, please call the Shelter 818-991-0071.

@NORMAL:PLEASE SAVE LIVES and adopt. Many pure breed dogs and cats available to choose from as well as mixes. Pet Adoption Fund. 310-478-4455

@normal:BRITTANY SPANIEL, male hunting dog needs female Brit for breeding & romance. Call Jim 818-889-0618

@normal:PORTABLE CORRAL. Aluminum w/2 covered shed area plus 4 gates. Covers approx 1200 sq. ft. Great corral for horses, sheep, goats & other animals. $2,500 obo. Call 589-5363.

@normal:DALMATIAN FOR ADOPTION. Needs loving home. Rescued from death row at pound. Healthy neuter male. Approx. 1 year old. Very sweet w/people & other dogs. Call 310-396-6600 ext 233, Ask for Amy.

@normal:FREE TO A SPECIAL HOME WITH YARD. AKC yellow Labrador, K.C. is a 17 month old neutered male, as sweet at they come. Loves to run, great w/other dogs, children a plus. Comes fully equipped w/traveling case, shots, etc. 456-1861

@normal:FREE TO GOOD HOME. 2 miniature goats, 1 female, 1 castrated male. Don’t know their ages. 818-222-PONY or Fax 818-222-1605.

@Header:Announcements

@normal:**THE ARTIFAC TREE THRIFT SHOP**AT 3728-1/2 CROSS CREEK ROAD accepts donation of clothing, furniture, pictures, frames, jewelry, kitchen supplies, shoes, books, toys, linens, lamps, radios & TVs, gift items. DONATIONS TAX DEDUCTIBLE, PROCEEDS BENEFIT COMMUNITY. Call 456-1068 – Hours Monday-Friday – 10am-4pm.

@normal:***PLANT YOUR OWN VINEYARD*** Grow your own wine. Consultation and parcel analysis by former Sonoma County vineyard manager. Call Chris at 619-275-6633

@normal:THANK YOU ENGINE COMPANY #71 FOR THE QUICK RESPONSE & THUS DAMAGES TO THE MINIMUM. From your thankful friends at The Gray Whale.

@Header:Answering Service

@normal:MALIBU NITE ‘N DAY Answering service, voice mail and beepers. 456-2033

@Header: Architects

@normal:MILAN ARCHITECTS Design, Working Drawings, Permits for New Construction. Remodels and Additions. 310-285-9701

@Header:Attorneys

@normal:HAROLD L. GREENE Certified Specialist in Workers Compensation. State Bar Instructor. 36 Years of Experience. 800-222-1133.

@Header:Autos

@normal:SEIZED CARS FROM $175. Porsches, Cadillacs, BMW’s, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. A-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:CARS $100-$500. 1980s-97. Good condition. Police impounds, government seized. Must sell. Call 800-772-7470 ext. 7108 Cal*Scan

@normal:96 FORD BRONCO XLT 5.8 V8, flomasters, tinted windows, keyless entry & alarm. Only 20,000 miles. White w/grey leather interior. $20,800. 310-458-2054

@normal:HONDAS $100 – $500. Police impounds: good running Hondas, Toyotas, Jeeps & 4x4s. Must sell: 800-772-7470 ext 7990. Cal*Scan

@Header:Autos American

@normal:1982 MERCURY CAPRI 5.0 liter, 302, 4-speed, T-Top, excellent condition. Must see!!! Accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover. $2,995 obo. 310-457-7933.

@normal:1996 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE, black, 33k miles, automatic transmission, A/C, power steering, AM/FM cassette, ABS brakes, cruise control, power windows, seats & locks with remote. Car is in perfect condition. Divorce forces sale. $14,800 OBO. Call Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:’92 MUSTANG 5.0, 5-speed hatchback, air, deluxe stereo, Lo-Jack. 68,500 pampered miles. $8,800 obo. Vicky, 310-208-6343

@normal:’94 SATURN SL1 SEDAN. Metallic blue, 5 speed, AC, tape deck, front wheel drive, rack & pinion steering. Excellent maintenance record. Reliable, economical. $5,000. 456-5507 x 105.

@normal:’85 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE. Beige/cream with tan interior. New Michelin tires. Runs, but needs engine. Make me an offer. 818-889-3562

@Header:Autos German

@normal:1987 PORSCHE 911 CARRERA COUPE. White w/navy interior. Immaculate condition. 76k. Has many factory extras. $24,500. 310-457-3304

@normal:PORSCHE, 1986. 944 TURBO Rare car. Black w/black leather interior. CD player, 5 speed. Fully loaded. Lots of power. Well maintained with all records. 192,000 miles. $7,500. Call 310-457-2807

@Header:Balloons

@normal:BALLOON ART. Fabulous Balloons for your Special Event or for Someone Special. PARTIES, BALLOONS BOUQUETS, ARCHES. FREE DELIVERY IN MALIBU. 457-7221

@Header:Books

@normal:SPIRITUAL GIFTS & BOOKS ***SERRA RETREAT BOOK SHOPPE*** Open Monday through Saturday, 9:00 am-4:00 pm; Sunday, 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. Call 456-6631. 3401 Serra Road.

@normal:SIMON & NORTHROP BOOK manuscripts invited. New authors welcome, all subjects: fiction, non-fiction, poetry etc. Call for a free information package. Toll free 800-299-7943.

@Header:Building Supplies

@normal:MALIBU MASONRY SUPPLY 3730 Cross Creek Road. 456-9444.

@normal:MALIBU LUMBER & HARDWARE Lumber, Garden, Housewares 23419 PCH 456-9031

@Header:Business Opportunities

@normal:ADVERTISE STATEWIDE! for $400. Place a 25-word classified ad in 200 California newspapers, combined circulation over 3.3 million. For information call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Doreen.

@normal:AREA PAYPHONE ROUTE. 45 established. High traffic location. No gimmicks!! Earn $$165K/year. Minimum investment $12,500. 1-800-519-3201 *BMX

@normal:$600 WEEKLY SALARY mailing our sales brochures. Free supplies! Genuine opportunity! Start immediately! S.A.S.E./Call: Shelton Associates, 3013 South Wolf, #200-D, Westchester, IL 60154 Cal*Scan

@Header:Cabinetry

@normal:FINE CUSTOM CABINETRY and FURNITURE. Design, Fabrication, Installation. Home Theater Specialist. Providing special woodwork since 1978. Lic: #471584. **CASEY DESIGN** 818-706-3147.

@Header:Carpet Cleaning

@normal:BIG TIME CARPET & Upholstery Cleaners. Eco-Safe, Odorless, Hypoallergenic, non-hazardous, non-toxic. 310-372-8121

@Header:Catering

@Normal:MONROE’S CATERING for all your catering needs. Malibu’s most experienced & affordable caterers. 310-457-6338

@normal:THE YELLOW ROSE. Meals prepared for busy professionals in your home. I’ll be in and out and dinner will await you in a warm oven. Menu includes Southern Cookin’, Vegetarian or Low Fat recipes. 457-6580

@Header:Chef/Cook

@normal:CUSTOM CUISINE LOWFAT gourmet meals delivered to your home – Weekly Meal Plans. Healthy, delicious menus averaging only 5 fat grams per entree. Delivered in convenient, portable microwave containers. Local references. 915-5342

@Header:Child Care

@normal:BABYSITTER/HOUSEKEEPER has days available. Great references including letters of recommendation. Worked w/children of all ages, specializing w/newborns & babies. Legal status resident. $10.00 per hour. Honest, trustworthy & pleasant. Some English. Call Rosario 213-661-8733 or Pager #213-885-1464

@normal:MALIBU MAMAS Nannies, housekeepers, couples etc. Serving Malibu since 1988. 10% discount to Guild Members. Owned by a WGA Member. 456-8113.

@normal:L.A. NANNIES & DOMESTICS. Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, etc. Malibu owned and operated. Baby Nurses and Personal Assistants. 21355 PCH #202. 317-8555.

@normal:THE STORK STOPS HERE a postpartum care service, Baby Nurses, Postpartum Doulas, Mommies, Personal shoppers and Gourmet cooking service. Early scheduling is encouraged to ensure availability. 310-226-2845.

@Header:Chiropractic

@normal:BRANDON D. TAKAHASHI, D.C. 23410 Civic Center Way, Suite E5. 310-456-1972. 11340 W. Olympic Blvd., Suite 335. 310-445-1050.

@Header:Cleaning Services

@normal:WESTERN PROFESSIONAL CLEANING Specializing in detail professional home & office cleaning with quality people you can trust at a price that’s hard to beat! Free Estimates. 310-841-5970

@Header:Computer Services

@Normal:COMPUTER SERVICES. Learn to be proficient in Windows. *Word processing – MS Word & WordPerfect *Accounting – Quicken & QuickBooks *Spreadsheets – Excel & Lotus *Internet – Netscape & E-Mail. Expert, Friendly Instruction at Reasonable Rates. Individual lessons with your computer or ours. 310-456-9706 or 818-991-2871

@normal:NEED HELP BUYING, UPGRADING OR USING YOUR PC? We’re here for you. Call for New Client Special. Shaun/Dan. 310-298-3899

@Header:Construction Services

@normal:J.R. CONSTRUCTION CO. Your complete home improvement Co. Remodels, bathroom, kitchens. All types of concrete work, retaining block, walls, water and repairs. “SMALL JOBS OK”. 1-800-753-0083. lc#B-597526.

@normal:HMH CONSTRUCTION Remodels and Custom Painting. Quality work. 310-589-5711

@Header:Contractor

@normal:SID D. FERRIS ENTERPRISES General Contractor, Additions, Remodels, New Construction. 1-800-784-2017.

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery, personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@Header:Domestic Help

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery,personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@normal:HOUSEKEEPER/SWEDISH MASSEUSE Has afternoons and evenings available. Has own transportation and excellent references. 310-239-7492 voicemail/pager.

@Header:Drapes

@normal:MALIBU INTERIORS Shutters, blinds. Repairs, sales. Free estimates. 310-457-7366.

@Header:Educational

@normal:TUTORING & PRIVATE LESSONS available by certified high school/college teacher. All levels of French, Spanish, Italian, English, ESL, & mathematics. Also available for private cooking lessons & personal catering. Call Rossana at 310-589-0650

@normal:EARN YOUR DEGREE now!! BS, MA, MBA, PhD. Century University. 800-240-6756. Dept. 31. *BMX

@Header:Electrician

@normal:PRIORITY ELECTRIC Electrical & Lighting. Specializing in repairs, installations, anything electric or lighting. We are on time and experienced. Lic#705597. 456-7999.

@normal:HOLLAND ELECTRICAL Construction and Maintenance, Troubleshooting. Home Automation. Fiber Optic Lighting. Licensed and Bonded #650101. 310-455-0115.

@Header:Employment Wanted

@normal:CAREGIVER/CARETAKER. Gent, 58 will drive, cook, shop, garden & enable with dignity. Part or full time. Please call Joe at 317-2082

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES editorial assistant seeks part-time position. Experience proofreading, writing, including ad copy, compiling calendar sections and type 55 wpm. Excellent people/communication skills. Bachelor degree in English literature. Excellent references. Call Leslie at 456-5507 ext. 103

@Header:Employment Services

@normal:ASSEMBLE ARTS, CRAFTS, TOYS, jewelry, wood items, typing, sewing, computer work from home in your spare time. Great pay. Free details call 1-800-632-8007, 24 hrs. Cal*Scan

@normal:EARN $1000 WEEKLY stuffing envelopes at home. Start now. No experience. Free supplies, information! No obligation. Send SASE: ACE, #503, Box 5137, Diamond Bar, CA 91765 Cal*Scan

@normal:CRUISE & LAND-TOUR Employment. Excellent earnings & benefits potential. World Travel (Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean). Ask us how! 517-336-4270 ext. A899511. Cal*Scan

@Header:Finances

@normal:“CASH.” Immediate $$ for structured settlements and deferred insurance claims & lotteries. J.G. Wentworth: toll free 1-888-231-5375. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE CASH GRANTS. College, Scholarships, Business, Medical Bills. Never repay. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext. G-5139. Cal*Scan

@normal:ARE YOU DROWNING in debt? Debt relief-free, immediate, confidential. Consolidate payments, lower interest. Call toll free 1-888-BILL-FREE or (888)245-5373. American Credit Counselors, nonprofit. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET OUT OF debt free!! Credit Counseling Centers of America (member NFFCC). Free debt consolidation, lower payments, interest. Stop collector calls. Non-profit 1-877-936-2222. Toll Free Cal*Scan

@normal:A DEBT-FREE LIFE! Confidential help. Cut monthly payments. Reduce interest. Stop collection calls. Avoid bankruptcy. Nation’s largest nonprofit: Genus Credit Management. 800-892-2953 (24 hours) Cal*Scan

@normal:AVOID BANKRUPTCY. Free debt consolidation. Application w/service. Cut payments to 65%. 24 hr. approval. Good/Bad/No credit OK. 1-800-873-8207. Cal*Scan

@normal:$CASH FOR MORTGAGES$ If you are receiving payments on a mortgage, we can convert them to immediate cash. Twenty years experience. Highest prices. 800-676-3500. Cal*Scan

@normal:**CREDIT CARD PROBLEMS?** Debt consolidation. Avoid Bankruptcy. Stop Creditor Calls. Cut Interest. No Credit Check. One Low Payment. 800-270-9894.

@normal:CASH FOR HEIRS. We pay cash for estates in probate & other inheritances. Call toll free Stone Street Capital. 1-800-WHY-WAIT. (949-9248) Cal*Scan

@normal:HOMEOWNERS! DEBT CONSOLIDATION! Borrow $25,000-$100,000. Too many bills? *Home Improvements. * Apply by phone/24 hour approval. *No Equity Required. Platinum Capital. 1-800-523-5363/Open 7 days. www.platinumcapital.com Real Estate Broker, CA #01163658/DRE Verificatoin #916-227-0931). Cal*Scan

@normal:REFINANCE FAST!! Over-the-phone! Second chance? Credit problems – Bankruptcy – Foreclosures — OK. Low interest. Platinum Capital 1-800-699-LEND/Nationwide Lender www.platinumcapital.com Real Estate Broker, CA #01163658/DRE Verification #(919-227-0931). Cal*Scan

@Header:Firewood

@normal:FIREWOOD Hardwood- Eucalyptus and Macadamia. Delivered and stacked. Half cord: $175.00, Whole cord $300.00. 457-2613.

@Header:Flea Market

@normal:HAVE YOU ADVERTISED IN OUR “FLEA MARKET” YET?? IF NOT, JUST GIVE US A CALL & WE WILL BE GLAD TO RUN YOUR AD; OR WE WILL RENEW IT. 456-5507 Ext. 108 or Fax 456-8986

@normal:FILE CABINET, 26″, legal, 2 drawer, suspension, 68 hanging folders. $100. 457-6400

@normal:ELECTRIC Mini Magic Muffin Maker. Betty Crocker. $8. 829-1568

@normal:MASSAGER for back w/heat & adjustments. Pollenex. $25. 838-4192

@normal:PIPE CORRAL. Great quality – Various sizes. Under $80. 457-7599

@normal:TV GAME by Mattel w/12 game modules. $25. 829-1568

@normal:LIGHT FIXTURE COVERS, 6 assorted glass globes. $11. 829-1568

@normal:VAPORIZER, “Devilbiss” works fine. $5. 829-1568

@normal:BUNK BED SET, medium pine finish. Matching dresser. Great condition. $400. 456-3538

@normal:GE ELECTRIC DRYER like new. $100. 310-457-2613 or 310-457-9948 from 10-6 Monday thru Friday.

@normal:FUTON. Queen-size. Year new. Paid $295. Sell $95. 457-6169

@normal:TABLES. Coffee & end. Almond lacquered w/mirror top. Like new. $50 each. 457-7545

@normal:IRONING BOARD & CLOTHES DRYING RACK. $10 for both. 829-1568

@normal:CRUTCHES, aluminum. Adjustable. $10. 829-1568

@normal:CHILD’S BOOSTER CHAIR. Like new $15. 456-3289

@normal:CHILD’S RIDING PANTS & HARD HAT. Age around 9. $15. 456-3289

@Header:Flooring

@normal:CARPETS, HARDWOOD new/refinish. Free Estimates. Call Carl Leon, Paseo Flooring. 310-416-9947.

@normal:VIKING FLOORS Specializing in Installation & Finishing of all types of flooring. 457-7823.

@Header:For Sale

@Normal:TAYLOR ICE CREAM YOGURT machine, twin floor model, for sale or lease 310-457-1625.

@normal:WEDDING DRESS never worn. Traditional style, white with lace and beads, long train. Never altered, size 10-12. Paid $1200, will sell for $400. 818-706-1123

@normal:BIKINIS with your name or zodiac sign embroidered on it. For more info, send SASE and $1 to Kenny Carmony, P. O. Box 111, Fall River Mills, Ca. 96028.

@normal:PORTABLE CORRAL. Aluminum w/2 covered shed area plus 4 gates. Covers approx 1200 sq. ft. Great corral for horses, sheep, goats & other animals. $2,500 obo. Call 589-5363.

@normal:FOR SALE!. Magnificent free-form redwood pedestal table, 52″x82″, $1800 obo. Turn-of-century partners’ desk, 48″x72″, very unique. $2,100. Call Chris @ 456-6181

@normal:ITEMS FOR SALE!! 45″ Mitsubishi TV/Home Theatre System-$1350. Refrigerator-$175. TV Cabinet-$200. Mirror w/glass rack-$100. Black Pedestal Sink-$250. Loveseat & Chair-$350. King Bed-$200. Piano $500. 457-1470

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

• A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. $2,000.
• Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $6,000. No reasonable offer refused. 310-457-0610

@normal:FOR SALE. Kenmore washer, heavy duty. $200. Frigidaire electric dryer. $50. Cal King Sealy mattress & box springs. $150. Call 457-1316

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS Sale: 40x60x14, $8,734, 50x75x14; $11,354; 50x100x16, $15,257; 60x100x16, $17,445. Mini-storage buildings, 34×180, 36 units. $18,175. www.sentinelbuildings.com Sentinel Buildings, 800-327-0790 extension 79. Cal*Scan

@NORMAL:WOLFF TANNING BEDS. TAN AT HOME Buy direct and SAVE. Commercial/Home units from $199.00. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Call today. 1-800-842-1310 Cal*Scan

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS, Arch & Straightwall. No reasonable offer refused. 1-800-973-3366. Cal*Scan

@Header:Garage Sales

@normal:WHEN YOU ADVERTISE WITH THE MALIBU TIMES you will receive FREE Garage Sale signs & arrows. Call us at 456-5507 Ext.108 to place your Garage Sale Classified Ad.

@normal:MALIBU ESTATE SALE: Country French furniture 2 years old including sleeper sofa, loveseat w/2 sets of slipcovers; 3 month old custom “Xavier” mosaic table & much more!!! Sat. Only. 9/19, 10am-3pm. 20316 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY. Between Big Rock & Moonshadows.

@normal:GREAT SALE!! Salesman’s Samples & household items. Sat. Only. 9/19/98, 8:30am till gone. Includes FREE goods table.29518 RAINSFORD, between Busch & Bonsall.

@normal:**MOVING SALE – LATIGO CANYON JEWELRY DESIGNER SALE** starts Sept. 19th from 10:00am until 4:00pm at 4361 HILLVIEW DRIVE or call 310-457-1778, ask for Karen. One of a kind designs starting at $5.

@normal:27008 OLD CHIMNEY ROAD & OTHER LATIGO CANYON HOMES are having a neighborhood sale Sat. 19th from 10:30am-1:00pm. Just 2.3 miles from PCH, watch for sign at PCH. Turnoff for other addresses or call 457-0856

@Header:Glass

@normal:MALIBU GLASS & Mirror & Screens 3547 Winter Canyon Road. 456-1844.

@normal:PRECISION Sliding Glass Door Repair. Full mobile service, repairs and installation. New mirror closet doors, swinging or sliding screen doors. Replace sliding glass door tracks. 800-700-8508.

@normal:BEVELED GLASS WORKS. Beveled, Leaded & Carved Glass doors, Windows & Entryways. Catalogue Available. 457-5252 home.sprynet.com/sprynet/bgw01

@Header:Handyman

@normal:NEATNIK CONSTRUCTION. Meticulous carpentry, tilework, painting & remodeling. Long-term Malibu resident. Responsible & dependable. Reasonable rates. Excellent Malibu references. Kent, 457-5214

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 317-2221

@normal:***HANDYMAN/LANDSCAPER*** Full or part-time. Car with insurance. References. 818-461-5801

@Header:Hauling

@normal:***HAULING CLEAN-UP*** YARDS – GARAGES – JUNK. Free Estimates. 310-399-4337 Richard.

@Header:Health & Fitness

@normal:DRUG COUNSELING: Outpatient detox from Heroin, Cocaine, Pills, etc. Counseling in Malibu. Call Jerry at the Telesis Foundation. 310-238-0140 or 818-829-7369

@normal:**YOGA IN MALIBU** Take time for yourself….relaxing, rejuvenating, challenging. Rediscover your body & soul. Privates available in peaceful setting!! Call Kirschen (Certified Yoga Instructor) at 310-589-3916

@Header:Heating & Air

@normal:MALIBU REFRIGERATION Quality heating repairs. 457-9986.

@Header:Help Wanted

@normal:JOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is offering an intern position to those who want valuable newspaper experience. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Small stipend included. Call Arnold York, Editor at 456-5507, ext 101, or for immediate consideration fax resume, clips to 456-8986

@normal:EXPERIENCED INTERIOR PLANT TECHNICIAN. Must have valid CA driver’s license & insurance. Must speak fluent English. 457-1625

@normal:EXPERIENCED EXTERIOR LANDSCAPE SUPERVISOR. Must have good references, truck, insurance, valid California driver’s license and speak fluent English. 457-1625 x4.

@normal:WEEKEND RECEPTIONIST/OFFICE HELP WANTED for high energy, friendly office. Telephone & computer skills necessary. Call Sally at 310-456-3638.

@normal:OFFICE HELP NEEDED. Monday thru Thursday, 9am-2pm. Small office in Pt. Dume area. Computer, telephone, people skills a must. Fax resume: 310-589-1526

@normal:HOST/HOSTESS WANTED FOR ALLEGRIA

RESTAURANT, 22821 PCH. Will train. Part-time. Call 456-3132

@normal:**LONDON TEMPORARY SERVICES** Lots of great jobs: Receptionist, Administrative Assistants, Clerks, Secretaries. One year experience required. Fax resume: 310-826-7939. Work on the Westside.

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Monday-Friday, casual Malibu office, must have excellent communication & computer skills, internet knowledge. Leave message 310-859-6973.

@normal:PHOTOJOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is looking for a photojournalist intern to learn all aspects of newspaper photojournalism & darkroom work & earn professional clips. Interns may shoot civic meetings, community activities, sports events, etc., write photo captions, assist in all phases of production. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Includes small stipend. Internship last 4-6 months, 15 hours per week minimum, Tuesday production hours, other hours flexible. Call Arnold York, editor-in-chief, at 310-456-5507 ext. 101, or fax resume/samples to 310-456-8986

@normal:RECEPTIONIST. London Needs You! Immediate opening. Westside. Experience necessary. Temp & temp – hire. Benefits, top pay. 310-826-3828. Fax: 310-826-7939. London Temporary Services

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES is looking for a part-time Advertising Salesperson to sell special sections. Sales experience preferred. Call Arnold at 310-456-5507 ext 101 or fax your resume to: 310-456-8986

@normal:CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS. Excellent communication skills required for this Temp to Staff position. Prior work history within a call center is preferred, but not required. Must have strong customer service skills & some general office experience. $10-$12/hours. **Royal Staffing Services** Westlake Village, 805-373-9909, Fax 805-494-4365

@normal:BUSY MALIBU ANSWERING SERVICE need an all night operator. Light typing & pleasant speaking voice a must. Call 310-317-2195 for more information.

@normal:PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST needed for small Malibu office. PC exp. Nec. Must be organized. 310-589-5356

@normal:MEDICAL ASSISTANT Full-time. Single MD, Family Practice in Malibu. Venit. Inj. EKG, minor surgery, peds, adult care. 2 years experience required. Fax resume to: Mark Leonard, 310-393-5234

@normal:ARGENBRIGHT SECURITY. The leader in aviation security has an immediate opening for a part-time security guard for an exclusive gated community in the beautiful sunny city of Malibu. We offer

• Paid training,
• Uniforms
• Guard card testing
• Promotional opportunities. For immediate consideration, please call 310-649-5610 ext. 11 or apply: 5256 West 111th Street, Los Angeles

@normal:BABYSITTER NEEDED. Seeking fun & responsible female for after school child care for 2 easy-going girls ages 12 & 9. Monday thru Thursday. Can offer more hours if needed. References required. Call 310-589-3923 or 310-443-5355.

@normal:TELEPHONE PHONE PROSPECTOR. Earn $10/$12 hour guaranteed plus $10-$12 per appointment plus bonus. Set appointments for insurance agent(s). Excellent training. Typing/computer skills helpful. 457-0064.

@normal:GENERAL OFFICE. No experience required. Full/part-time + benefits. Advance to management. Managers earn $1000/week. 818-238-9158

@normal:STOCKBROKERS.General Securities Broker Dealer looking for Series 7 registered representatives. High pay out. Excellent growth opportunity. Some experience required. 805-499-7940.

@normal:SECRETARY FOR MUSIC/RECORD COMPANY. Required: Good computer skills. Excellent punctuality & reliable. Happy disposition, bright & quick, multi-tasking, honesty, neatness. Male/female ok. Fax resume & reference 310-457-5382

@normal:TELEMARKETING. Computer supplies. $500-$1000 weekly. $750 guarantee + commission + benefits. Part-time hours 7am-1pm, Monday-Friday. Call Kevin at 310-390-6811.

@normal:GOVERNMENT JOBS. Now hiring in your area. $16,000-$68,000. Call 1-800-883-0819 ext J-400 for current Federal County, City & State lists. Cal*Scan

@normal:$1000 POSSIBLE TYPING. Part-time. At home. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext T-5139 for listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE TRAINING & 1st year income $30K – Stevens Transport – OTR truck drivers wanted! Non-experienced or experienced – Toll free 888-279-4058 EOE. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER OTR BONUS benefits, miles, equipment, pay,Covenant Transport has it all! 1-800-441-4394. Experienced drivers/owner Operators 1-800-338-6428. For graduate students Bud Meyer Truck Lines Refrigerated Hauling call toll free 887-283-6393 solo drivers & contractors. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET PAID $15 – $30 per hour processing insurance claims for local doctors office. Complete training provided. Computer and modem experience required. Call 800-942-8141 ext. 12. Cal*Scan

@normal:AVON PRODUCTS-Start your own business. Work flexible hours. Enjoy unlimited earnings. Call toll free (888)561-2966. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER-FLATBED. Glass haulers. 34 cents/mile. Run Western or 1-5 corridor. Great benefits. Consistent miles. 3 years OTR + 1 year flatbed. Combined Transport. 1-637-4407 Cal*Scan

@Header:Housekeeping

@normal:EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER & CHILD CARE WORKER. Available Monday thru Saturday. Excellent references. Speaks English. Own transportation. Call after 4pm. 805-986-2817

@normal:EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER available Monday thru Thursday. Some English. Excellent Malibu references. Call Lucia at 213-731-9975

@normal:EXPERIENCED. Daily housecleaning, honest, reliable lady, speaks English, own transportation. Excellent references. Ask for Ena & Adriana. Call 213-735-9158 or 213-663-6831

@Header:Housesitting

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-375-2781

@Header:Instructional

@normal:*DANCE* SWING, BALLROOM, LATIN Malibu, Calabasas, Culver City. Groups, Privates, Parties. Ms. M.C. Callaghan, Instructor. 818-880-2159

@normal:TUTORING & PRIVATE LESSONS available by certified high school/college teacher. All levels of French, Spanish, Italian, English, ESL, & mathematics. Also available for private cooking lessons & personal catering. Call Rossana at 310-589-0650

@normal:PARENT TODDLER CLASSES at Saint Aidan’s School will begin September 21 & meet every Monday 9:30am to 11:30am. Space limited. Call Diane at 457-8899 for more information.

@Header:Jewelry

@normal:MALIBU GOLD I buy, sell and loan gold, diamonds, watches and antique jewelry. Instant Cash! 317-GOLD(4653).

@normal:**MOVING SALE – LATIGO CANYON JEWELRY DESIGNER SALE** starts Sept. 19th from 10:00am until 4:00pm at 4361 HILLVIEW DRIVE or call 310-457-1778, ask for Karen. One of a kind designs starting at $5.

@Header:Landscaping

@Normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Interior & Exterior plant care design and maintenance. Call 310-457-1625.

@normal:GARDENING & LANDSCAPING. Sprinklers installed, repaired. New lawns, groundcovers, shrubs, trees, planted & pruned. Drainage systems, RR tie walls, pathways, low voltage lighting. Please call Malibu Sprinkler & Landscaping. 457-7228. #512484

@normal:***LANDSCAPE SERVICES*** Colorful Flower Gardens Installed. Also Vegetable/Herb Gardens. Native Gardens (Fire resistant & drought tolerant). Rock Gardens/Waterfalls. Call Sarah at 310-455-3547

@normal:Malibu Tropicals and Succulent Nursery specializing in succulents, bromeliads, epidendrum orchids, exotics for landscape use. 1 gal. to 24″ box specimens. Wholesale to the trade. 26799 P.C.H., Malibu. Hours 7:00-3:30 M-F. Call for appointment 310-457-7478.

@Header:Lost & Found

@normal:FREE LOST & FOUND ADS. Have you lost a pet or found an article? Please call our Classified Dept. at 456-5507 Ext 108 and we will be glad to take your classified ad at NO CHARGE.

@normal:**FOUND** in the 22000 block of PCH a key w/a fish. Describe the key & fish. Call 456-5116

@normal:FOUND in the parking lot of the Michael Landon Community Center on 9/15 . Bracelet. Call to identify. 310-454-2937.

@Header:Medical Services

@normal:ROLF METHOD OF STRUCTURAL INTEGRATION Experience Dr. Rolf’s original system of manual therapy. For a light, fluid & balanced body, free of pain, chronic stress & stiffness. Changes you feel that last! John Baier, GSI, ABMP#466912 visit www.rolfguild.org. 317-4839.

@Header:Mobile Homes

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

• A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. $2,000.
• Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $6,000. No reasonable offer refused. 310-457-0610

@Header:Musical Instruction

@normal:PIANO LESSONS-VOCAL TRAINING by professional Malibu resident teacher. Children/adults. Private or small group. Please call 310-280-3406 Msg.

@normal:MORE THAN MUSIC-PLAY THE PIANO. Classical

• Popular
• Chords
• All ages
• All levels
• Challenging & fun. 25 years experience. Lila Lorr, 310-477-7993

@normal:DEAR PIANO LOVER. Get away from the printed page! Do your own thing! Study with million-selling New Age/Jazz recording artist. Call for credentials & info on my unique approach. Leave message for Jim, 310-281-6186

@normal:LOCAL STUDENT OFFERING GUITAR LESSONS. Great with kids. All styles. Reasonable rates. Call 457-2787

@Header:Office Space

@normal:OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE: at the Pt. Dume Professional Center located between Kanan & Portshead at 28990 PCH. To inquire regarding this unique garden office complete w/ample parking. Call 310-589-1102 Monday-Thursday. 8:30-4:30. Owner

@normal:OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE. West Malibu, very sunny, large pleasant corner office in professional complex, first floor, garden setting, kitchenette, other features, 27×17. Approximately $900/month. Call Susan 8AM-4PM. 589-5790

@Header:Painting

@normal:E.B. PAINTING COMPANY 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Excellent prep & clean-up. Interior, exterior, stucco repair, plastering licensed, bonded, Insured, Excellent client list. 818-762-0140.

@normal:JAMES THE PAINTER Looking for an excellent job and lowest prices? Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. We repair stucco and water damage. Acoustic ceiling repair and removal, Wallpaper removal. 213-732-3034.

@normal:MISTER ROBERTS PAINTING Serving Malibu Since 1965. Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. Industrial products for rust Inhibitors. 310-456-0409. 1st place custom home painting award.

@normal:**THE FAUX ‘HO** Certified interior designer specializes in decorative paint finishes for every surface of your home or office. Standard painting services also available. Call Patricia at 323-874-0937 or 323-854-0848

@Header:Party Services

@normal:

• ***BEAR TO BEAR BALLOONS***
• Balloons & Bouquets for all Occasions. Now carrying BEANIE BABIES 21217 Pacific Coast Highway & Rambla Pacifico. Malibu. Call 456-9746.

@Header:Personals

@normal:GREAT NEWS! DIABETICS Medicare pays for testing supplies. You’ve seen us on TV. Liberty Medical Supply. No up front costs. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Free Shipping. 1-800-876-6400 Cal*Scan

@normal:THE WORLD IN your mailbox. Worldwide Penfriends all age group write: International Pen Friends, P. O. Box 340, Dublin 12, Ireland. Tel/Fax: 011-353-1456-9532. E-mail: info@ipf.ie Cal*Scan

@normal:THANK YOU ENGINE COMPANY #71 FOR THE QUICK RESPONSE & THUS DAMAGES TO THE MINIMUM. From your thankful friends at The Gray Whale.

@Header:Photography

@NORMAL:PHOTOGRAPHY Portraits, parties, publicity. Your poodle or Porsche. I shoot it all. Please call Diane Baldwin 310-478-9508.

@Header:Picture Framing

@normal:MALIBU GALLERY Serving Malibu’s picture framing and art collector needs since 1981. Colony Plaza (near Hughes). 310-456-5393.

@Header:Plumbing

@normal:McDERMOTT PLUMBING & PUMPING Residential, commercial. Call on us to handle what ever comes up. 24-hour emergency service. Plumbing 456-2286, Pumping 456-1173

@Header:Pools

@normal:PINEAPPLE POOLS Replasters, repairs, service. Firepumps, Non-chlorine Systems. 456-3766

@Header:Private Investigator

@normal:PRIVATE EYE FOR HIRE! Discrete and confidential. Call Paris Stone P.I. Specializing in cheating and divorce. 818-340-ISPY (4779). 24 Hours. e-mail: coolspy@earthlink.net. Web: www.parisindustries.com/pi.html

@Header:Real Estate

@normal:EXCEPTIONAL FIND ON MALIBU ROAD! 3 bedroom, 2 bath completely remodeled top to bottom. Vaulted ceiling, skylights, all rooms w/sliding doors w/plantation shutters opening to deck w/ 180 ¡ spectacular ocean view. Marble fireplace, gourmet kitchen. Spacious & open floor plan. Only $795,000 INCLUDES ADJACENT LOT. ***Regal Properties, Inc.****** Ask for Benik. 310-275-8888

@normal:MALIBU NEWLY REMODELED TOWNHOME, Spacious 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath +bonus room. Fireplace. All new kitchen. 2 walk-in closets. Patio from 2 master bedrooms, balcony w/ocean view. $279,000. 818-780-6564

@normal:MINUTES TO MALIBU! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Tennis court, pool, waterfall, horse facilities, nearly 3/4 acre. Two massive fireplaces, artist studio, paver tiles, high beam & vaulted ceilings. $625,000. Broker 818-731-0739.

@normal:RAREST FIND IN SANTA MONICA CANYON. Secluded behind a gate this home embraces its natural setting w/mature landscaping. Offers unique lifestyle alternative. Totally remodeled in 1984. Six blocks to beach. This home has 4 bedroom, 4.5 bathrooms & wraps around central courtyard & pool area. A one of a kind home, which lends itself to either private or shared use. Asking $1,350,000. Co-listed by Adelle Carlson, CB/JD 310-454-1111×480 & Ellen McCormick, Jon Aaroe 310-230-3700×707

@normal:SANTA MONICA CANYON country ranch house. 2 bedroom, 2 bath. 2-story, sundeck w/canyon views. 2 blocks to ocean. Vaulted beamed-ceilings, wood-burning fireplace. Gated courtyard w/extra parking. Garden w/open patio. $729,000. Agent. 310-571-1341

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES for pennies on $1. Delinquent Tax, Repo’s, REO’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. H-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES. Pennies on the $1. Repro’s, VA, HUD, Sheriff sales. No money down government loans available now. Local listings. Toll Free 1-800-669-2292 ext. H-4000. Cal*Scan

@normal:LAND AUCTION. 220 properties Must be Sold! Low down/E-Z financing. Free catalog. 1-800-266-4444 ext. 250 Cal*Scan

@normal:SOUTHWEST COLORADO MOUNTAINS. 6 acres – Mesa Verde $39,000. 35 acres – Ute Mtn. & BLM boarder – $69,000. (All utilities & water included!) Durango – Cortez region. Several mountain ranges. Cedar & pine wood. Very private. Financing – new lower rates. No closing costs. Call now, Redstone Land, 970-882-7707. Cal*Scan

@normal:AFFORDABLE HOMES from $4,000. Move in & own your home for less that rent. Local listings. Call toll free for details. 1-800-883-0819 ext. H-4235 Cal*Scan

@Header:Real Estate Commercial

@normal:PRIME COMMERCIAL SPACE AVAILABLE. Great location in Malibu Civic Center. Convenient w/nice views. Foot traffic. Please call Maggie at 310-456-2051

@Header:Rentals

@normal: MALIBU CONDO available now. 2 bedroom, 2 bath. New carpet.Refrigerator, pool, tennis, reserved garage parking. Panorama view from balcony. $1,375/month. Call Kevin, daytime, 310-317-5626, evenings, 818-991-7060.

@normal:PANORAMIC WHITEWATER & OCEAN VIEWS from every room overlooking Broad Beach. Beautiful 3 bedroom, 3 bath home on 1.2 acres. Brand new remodel. Private beach rights. A magical location. $4,000/month. 310-457-5640

@normal: SPECTACULAR WHITEWATER OCEAN VIEW. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2-car garage w/extra parking. New tile floors throughout, new kitchen w/granite tops, “Closet World” closets throughout. Washer/dryer, refrigerator. Fenced yard. Walk to beach. References required. Available now. $3,200/month. 310-457-3272

@normal:ONE BEDROOM GUEST APARTMENT attached to beach house. Close-in with 1 car off-street parking. Can furnish. Kitchen, fireplace. Direct beach access. $1,650/month. 456-1753

@normal:MALIBU ROAD 2+2. New renovated, furnished classic beach pad w/views from Palos Verdes to Pt. Dume. 50′ balcony on sandy beach. Walls of glass, beamed ceilings. Laundry facilities. $3,975/month or short-term $6,500/month. Principals only. 310-659-2500

@normal:CHARMING 2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH beachfront home on quiet private street. 50′ beach frontage. Newly remodeled & beautifully landscaped. New kitchen & bathroom. Large deck. Available Oct. 1st. $6,000/month. 310-589-5414

@normal:HAWAII IN MALIBU, PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEW ESTATE, walk to beach. 3 gated acres w/full-time security, 4 bedroom, 3 baths, tennis court, pool. $6,996/month Cariker & Associates 310-457-5500

@normal:SPECTACULAR PANORAMIC OCEAN-VIEW 1+1 APARTMENT. Top floor high above PCH across from beach. Fireplace, LR w/beautiful full-wall mirror. Large glass balcony. Close-in location. No dogs. $1,175/month. Available Sept 20th. 310-456-8643

@normal:POINT DUME GUEST HOUSE. One bedroom w/large bath, full kitchen with washer/dryer hook up. Spacious living/dining. New carpet. Deck, patio, private garden & entry. Prefer one person, no pets. Available Sept. 16th. $1,650/month w/utilities included. 457-5250

@normal:MALIBU PARK. Spacious & charming barn on Morning View. Separate bath & office. Perfect for artist studio or office. Use your imagination. 1500 sq. ft. $895/month. 310-264-8200

@normal:MALIBU BEACH ONE BEDROOM, 2 BATH CONDO FOR LEASE. Corner unit. Incredible whitewater views. Gourmet kitchen. Gated community, private beach, pool/jacuzzi, paddle tennis court. Huge balconies. $1,800/month. Call Francie 310-470-9076

@normal:LARGE ONE BEDROOM, one bath. Private patio. Newly remodeled. 2 walk-in closets. Laundry facilities. $925/month, all utilities paid except for gas. Available October 1st. 317-1927

@normal:OCEAN VIEW. 4 bedroom, 3 bath English country style house. Remodeled, new carpet & drapes. 3 fireplaces. AC. 3-car garage. $2,800/month. 310-456-8907

@normal:ZUMA BEACH/POINT DUME. 3 bedroom single family house on large lot in quiet, secluded area. New carpet, fireplace. Washer/dryer hookup. Available immediately. $2,500/month. 310-444-7750.

@Header:Rentals To Share

@normal:RENTAL TO SHARE IN HOME. Bedroom w/private bath. Washer/dryer. Community pool/spa. 12 minutes from Pepperdine. Cat ok. Beautiful scenic setting. $400/month, utilities included. 818-597-8583

@normal:POINT DUME 2-BEDROOM CONDO. Master bedroom w/private bath. Private office, large living room w/fireplace, den. Beamed ceilings. Lots of closets. Atrium jacuzzi, secluded patio. Washer/dryer. Garage. Private beach. $1,400/month +utilities. 310-589-6168

@normal:TWO BEDROOM IN SINGLE FAMILY DWELLING. Latigo Canyon, no pets, no smoking. House privileges & utilities included. Responsible professionals. $700/month. Contact 310-589-0484 or 714-840-6049

@normal:SHARE 2 BEDROOM, 2.5 BATH Broad Beach townhome. Furnished, indoor laundry, enclosed garage, fireplace. Peaceful yard, great beach views. $925/month, utilities included. Mature student OK. Dog OK. Phone immediately 456-2489 x243 or 589-1007

@Header:Rental Situations Wanted

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-372-7579

@Header:Rental Wanted

@normal:WORKING COUPLE SEEKS 2+ BR rental/lease in Malibu/Topanga area. He works in Malibu, she works from home. Very responsible, ecologically conscious animal lovers. NS/ND. Able to care for property. Help us fulfill our dream. Steve 310-589-0980 or Pat 949-854-7636

@normal:GUEST HOUSE. One bedroom, laundry, privacy, beauty to $2,000 (prefer around $1,200). Pool or ocean access for local girl. Great financial, personal references. Quiet 5 pound dog, kitty. Tina 317-9277. Thanks! For October.

@normal:CRANIAL OSTEOPATH moving to west Malibu to setup practice seeks bright, peaceful cottage/guest house or equivalent. Willing to trade for osteopathic treatment. Also seeking 400 sq.ft. peaceful setting for office. 415-789-8440

@Header:Retail Space

@normal:MALIBU PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, 480-900 sq. ft. retail store with high visibility frontage.

310-456-7031 ext 175.

@Header:Services

@normal:LETTER PERFECT: Letters, Resumes, Scripts, Manuscripts, Legal, Word Processing, Fax services available. Also, Computer Lessons, Learn Windows 95, & E-mail. Contact Karen 310-456-8625.

@normal:LET ME HANDLE THE CHAOS. Reliable, honest & educated young women to pack/organize your move or other details of your life. Excellent references available upon request. Julie, pager/voice mail. 310-286-8739

@Header:Storage

@normal:MALIBU SELF STORAGE The only storage facility in Malibu’s Civic Center. Short drive to your unit. Ground level convenience. Located 100 yards North of Civic Center Way. 24-hour recorded information: 456-2822. Operated by Mariposa Land Company. 310-456-5555.

@Header:Tennis

@normal:TENNIS ANYONE? Dry Gulch Ranch. Malibu Clay Court. A/B+ Players. Carter Ward 457-3807

@Header:Tickets

@normal:“CAN’T GET TO THE GETTY?” Call Art Access L.A. for special package tour. 1-800-685-1407.

@Header:Tile

@normal:TILE WORKS Ceramic, Pavers & Marble. 457-2031

@Header:Trailer

@normal:1992 NOMAD CENTURY 5th WHEEL. 30′ Super Slide. Towed only 2,000 miles. $14,450. 457-1625 x 4, leave message.

@Header:Tree Service

@normal:COYLE’S TREE SURGERY. “The Conscientious Professional.” Certified arborist #WC200. Complete Tree Service. Free Estimated. 310-456-TREE (8733)

@normal: RONN HAYES Skilled Arborist serving Malibu exclusively for 15 years. 457-7569

@Header:Truck s & Vans

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@Header:Vineyard Plantings

@normal:***PLANT YOUR OWN VINEYARD*** Grow your own wine. Consultation and parcel analysis by former Sonoma County vineyard manager. Call Chris at 619-275-6633

@Header:Yoga

@normal:HARMONY YOGA and Touch. Gentle Hatha Yoga for stress and limited range of motion. 1-800-685-1407.

@normal:**YOGA IN MALIBU** Take time for yourself….relaxing, rejuvenating, challenging. Rediscover your body & soul. Privates available in peaceful setting!! Call Kirschen (Certified Yoga Instructor) at 310-589-3916

In every political crisis there is a moment of truth. There is a crossroads. There is a point at which you have to decide.

Do I cop out?

Do I settle?

Do I cut my losses?

Do I go public, take my hit and end it, or do I hang tough and brazen it out?

In January, Clinton was faced with that choice.

The Monica Lewinsky matter was exploding. He either had to confess and go into damage control or take the big risk and stonewall it.

He decided to stonewall it. He didn’t have to. If he confessed, he would have been hurt politically, but it most certainly wouldn’t have been fatal.

In retrospect, he made the wrong choice. Once he decide to dig in, he lost control of events. He could have negotiated earlier and didn’t. Now that option is gone. Holding the story together required the complicity, or at least the acquiescence, of more and more people. As he included more people, it became more and more difficult to keep the story inside.

Clinton was defeated by a peculiar quirk of his own personality. He is an enormous risk taker. He’s one of these people who lives life right on the edge. He seldom takes the safe way out.

It isn’t as if he didn’t know the risks. Starr and the grand jury were buzzing around, and Starr was prepared to spend the entire U.S. Treasury to get him. The Paula Jones case was ongoing and in discovery. Some right-wing kooks were pouring in millions to try to get something on him. The head of the FBI was parading back and forth to the hill trying to kiss up to Congress and get himself some job security. You would think it would be a time to be cool, real cool.

But not our boy Bill. Apparently, all this action merely got him excited.

I’m convinced politicians are a different breed from the rest of us, and even among politicians Bill Clinton is unique. They’re all risk takers, but none is a bigger risk taker than President Bill. It makes you suspect they need that kind of risk so they know they’re alive.

Most people in Clinton’s position wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. They’d be waking up in a cold sweat, losing their appetite, finding it hard to concentrate. He seemed to thrive on it, at least until very, very recently. Now we’re seeing some signs of wear and tear, but he’s the original comeback kid, and I wouldn’t count him out yet.

We can’t forget that the Republicans in Congress are also politicians, and many of them are big risk takers also. They want to score the knockout punch. They could take the smart way out and censure Clinton and end it. The country would be happy and relieved. My guess is that they won’t. They’ll try and go for the big one. But events could spin out of control for them also.

If the Republicans decide to go for it, to impeach Clinton, I’m predicting we’re going to see a tidal wave of disclosures about infidelity streaming out of Congress. The little amenities paid for by the lobbyists are going to come leaking out. Name, rank and serial numbers of bedmates on Congressional payrolls are going to be running in the mainline press. The gays are going to be outed, the alcoholics and drug addicted exposed. You’re going to know things about your elected representatives you never wanted to know. If it happens, it will spill over to all of us.

Unfortunately, both Clinton and Starr have changed the rules of the game, probably forever. And not just in Washington. That change is going to spill over into California, Los Angeles and ultimately Malibu.

Public confession has reached new highs

The more lurid the details,

The bigger the Prize

We’ve ditched the philosophy of

Don’t ask and don’t tell

There are interviews to give

And a book deal to sell

So whatever it is

That you’d like to share

We don’t want to know

Cause we really don’t care

At the risk of sounding insensitive or flip

Go get a life and zip up your lip!

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

(Upon returning a pair of sunglasses to a lovely lady who dropped them.)

To think! These glasses will embrace

Her brow, her head, her lovely face!

Would that I could spend all day

Pressed to her countenance this way!

Oh, unfeeling plastic glass

That clingeth to this comely lass,

I fain would put thee on the shelf

And make a spectacle of myself!

Bill Dowey

Some relatives of mine visiting from a small town in the Midwest picked up The Malibu Times as we were waiting to be seated at a local restaurant. We had to laugh when they asked me why anyone who’s sophisticated enough to live in Malibu would also take you seriously enough to send you a letter (I’m asking myself that question as I write this) when your only interest is, very understandably, to run a successful business.

And they’re right. You’re an educated man, and surely must be well aware that you’re running your business as a small-town miniature imitation of the “yellow journalism” method Joseph Pulitzer and John Cockerill used about a century ago to rake in enormous amounts of money in St. Louis. (It’s a romantic story, although people sometimes forget that both of those men always carried guns out of fear of retaliation from the people whose lives their business destroyed on a regular basis. Cockerill was even almost killed once, but he beat his assailant to the draw.)

Anyway. Clearly, as the smart businessman that you are, your paper is a form of entertainment where you conjure up “controversy” by any means you can imagine. By this method, you’ll most likely be in business for many years because the “opinions” (sales campaigns, really) that support your intention to increase advertising sales provoke people to read responses to responses, responses to attacks, attempts to correct facts, expressions of anger, and so on.

Unfortunately, for I want very much to respect you and give you the benefit of any doubt, this leaves me with the very strong impression that exaggeration, incomplete information, sarcasm, cruelty, insults, finger-pointing and false statements are not beneath you.

I also think it’s very likely that, if it’s successful, you’ll stick to your current business strategy for years. Which means it’s inevitable that, in the future, no matter who works in City Hall, no matter who is elected to the City Council, no matter who is appointed to city commissions, you will always require a target of attack. One-time disasters and PCH road conditions aren’t likely to command as much ongoing attention as will the ordinary years-long city management efforts you’d continue to portray as blazing controversies.

Perhaps you have some interest in the further impression this has made on one of your readers. It seems to me that you are either teetering on going out of business, and will do anything to survive, or you’re very greedy.

Perhaps you have some interest in what one of your readers would prefer. I’m no longer interested in hearing about who you don’t like and how the world isn’t going out of its way to please you. What I would like is for you to state –frequently, explicitly and honestly — what you’re for.

I know you know it’s easy to stand to one side and ridicule. I think you studied law. If so, you were probably, at some point, exposed to the rhetorical term for this: “argumentum ad hominum.” To use this device in the “opinion” column of a publication over which you have complete control strikes me as — well, I don’t think there’s a single word for it. I’d say the sense, the impression, it gives is a combination of cruel, cowardly, uncreative, shortsighted, powerless, destructive. . . . That’s pretty close .

I know you also know that it’s far more difficult, and much more honorable, to take a clear position and rationally defend it. People who can do this without attacking others personally are often described as classy. I can’t say I’ve ever seen you do this, however. I’d like to. And I hope to see it in the future. I truly believe you’ve got what it takes. But I don’t remember seeing it.

In spite of all I’ve said, I still wonder where we’d be if you do find the courage to declare something you are for and stand by it until persuaded that another position is better (hopefully for human life, rather than just your life). Because the level of integrity I’ve come to expect from you also leaves me very uncertain about your honesty.

Will you please demonstrate that my impressions of you are wrong? What are you for, Mr. York?

P.S. A quick comment regarding your remarks about the Paradise Cove Mobile Home Park, where I live. I want to let you know that I very much agree with some of what you say! It may not be true of the home of my intelligent, hard-working, courageous neighbor Jo Ruggles (she used to risk her life every day as a public servant), but I am very unhappy to have realized after moving here that I ended up with a “tin can” (yes, it’s a figure of speech) in the lower section of Paradise Cove. But that’s another story.

Andrea Sharp