Somebody suggested maybe Bill Clinton ought to resign.

My initial reaction was no way should any president quit because of his sexual peccadilloes. Then, as I begin to think about it, perhaps it makes some sense.

Clinton has wounded himself, probably irreversibly. Despite the pious protestations, the attacks will continue as long as others feel there is political capital to be gained, and judging from the coverage so far, there is substantial political advantage in this situation, maybe?

I can’t imagine Clinton being able to get anything through Congress the next two years. The HMO reforms will die. “Big Tobacco,” which was on the ropes, will slide off and survive. All of his judicial appointments will be blocked. In effect, to use the appropriate analogy, he’s castrated his administration.

Congress will play with the idea of impeachment, and while all this is going on, everyone of them will watch the polls to try and sniff which way the public is leaning. They really don’t want to impeach him because a mortally wounded and ineffectual president, constantly having to defend himself, is much more valuable to them than a new president. Ultimately, what happens will depend on how we, the American public, feel.

The strangest part is that like most of us, I’m truly uncertain about how I feel. This isn’t an issue that just breaks into a simple partisan division. I can’t remember a political event where I’ve had such totally conflicting emotions, and I suspect I’m not alone in that regard.

I’m furious at Clinton for putting himself into this position.

I’m saddened to see a man of such promise self-destruct.

I’m appalled at the entire prosecutorial apparatus of Kenneth Starr and the utter amorality of the quest to destroy Clinton.

I’m fearful we are now into a new era of American politics, an era where there are no rules of civility. The simple fact is now nothing is off limits.

I suspect long after Clinton is gone, we the American people will be paying a fearsome price over this.

What last vestiges of idealism we had are gone?

Who can believe a word any politician says, whether it be the president, the speaker or any member of the U.S. Senate?

Who can believe that any of them have any morality that isn’t for sale to the highest bidder?

Who still believes that the FBI and CIA aren’t corrupt and out to protect their agencies at any cost, and the rest of us be dammed?

Who believes that the special prosecutor is not just a partisan instrument, willing to do anything to serve his masters?

Who believes that the judiciary, which supervises the special prosecutors, is anything more than a rubber stamp to a political agenda?

Who believes that the pundits on TV or in the national print are anything more than a bunch of guys on the make, looking for lecture contracts?

Who believes there is any significant difference anymore between the Star and the Enquirer, on the one hand, and the Washington Post and The New York Times, on the other hand?

Unfortunately this whole battle is a lose-lose situation for the American people.

It’s time for the Clinton administration to end and the presidency of Al Gore to begin.

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@Header: Animals Lost & Found

@normal:LOST CAT. “Sushi”, lost in Sycamore Park area. Declawed Siamese mix. Gray w/white paws & white spot on nose. Please call 310-457-9350 with info.

@normal:***LOST CHOCOLATE LABRADOR*** 2 years old, male. Very friendly. Rocky brown. His mother misses him very much. ***REWARD!!!*** 310-456-7151

@normal:DESPERATELY SEEKING LOST female Siberian Husky. Blue eyes, black & white. Last seen Nicholas Cyn. Beach on Aug. 11. CASH REWARD!! Please call 310-589-5211

@normal:MISSING DOG. German short-hired pointer lost in Trancas area. Please call 317-4883 ext 1 or 457-6190.

@Header:Animals

@Normal:AGOURA ANIMAL SHELTER needs towels and blankets. If you’ve lost a pet, please call the Shelter 818-991-0071.

@NORMAL:PLEASE SAVE LIVES and adopt. Many pure breed dogs and cats available to choose from as well as mixes. Pet Adoption Fund. 310-478-4455

@normal:BRITTANY SPANIEL, male hunting dog needs female Brit for breeding & romance. Call Jim 818-889-0618

@normal:ADORABLE 8 month old female pit/hound mix puppy wants to say “hello” to everybody. Loves kids & dogs. Affectionate & playful. Call 213-656-6473

@Header:Announcements

@normal:DREAMING OF CLINTON? Seeking women’s dreams of encounters with Bill (sexual okay) for book on women/power. Please include contact information. Dreamers, 15237 Sunset Blvd., Suite 87, Pacific Palisades, CA 90272

@normal:BECOME A HOST FAMILY. Scandinavian, European, South American, Asian, Russian High School exchange students arriving August. American Intercultural Student Exchange. Call 1-800-SIBLING. WWW.SIBLING.ORG Cal*Scan

@normal:**THE ARTIFAC TREE THRIFT SHOP**AT 3728-1/2 CROSS CREEK ROAD accepts donation of clothing, furniture, pictures, frames, jewelry, kitchen supplies, shoes, books, toys, linens, lamps, radios & TVs, gift items. DONATIONS TAX DEDUCTIBLE, PROCEEDS BENEFIT COMMUNITY. Call 456-1068 – Hours Monday-Friday – 10am-4pm.

@normal:WORLD GUITAR EXPO ’98 (Buy-sell-trade) San Jose Convention Center August 22-23 and Los Angeles FairPlex-Pomona August 29-30. Bring your gear!!! 1-800-453-7469. Cal*Scan

@normal:DONATE YOUR CAR, truck or RV & help kids. Tax deduction based on retail value. Free pick-up. Call for information. Children’s Literacy Program. 800-339-7790. Cal*Scan

@Header:Answering Service

@normal:MALIBU NITE ‘N DAY Answering service, voice mail and beepers. 456-2033

@Header:Architects

@normal:MILAN ARCHITECTS Design, Working Drawings, Permits for New Construction. Remodels and Additions. 310-285-9701

@Header:Art

@normal:JOHN LENNON ORIGINAL DRAWING (not print) with provenance. Exceptional value at $5,500 obo. Serious collector only please. Sale by local party. Please leave contact information on my voice mail 818-615-3684.

@normal:ROBERT LYNN NELSON. 1988 triptych, KOA frame. “In Celebration of the Newborn”, $5400 obo. ANTIQUE MAP. John Tallis. 1851, “Polynesia”, KOA frame. $1200 obo. 310-470-0323. Private party.

@Header:Artist

@normal:**ARTIST SPECIALIZING IN**children’s murals, portraits of people & pets from your favorite photo or private sitting, trompe ‘loeil & oil painting. Call for free consultation. Scott Gaston at 310-607-0067

@Header:Attorneys

@normal:HAROLD L. GREENE Certified Specialist in Workers Compensation. State Bar Instructor. 36 Years of Experience. 800-222-1133.

@Header:Autos

@normal:SEIZED CARS FROM $175. Porsches, Cadillacs, BMW’s, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. A-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:CARS: $100-$500. Police impounds. Honda, Chevy, Jeeps & Sport Utility. Must sell!!! 1-800-772-7470 Ext. 7108 Cal*Scan

@Header:Autos American

@normal:1982 MERCURY CAPRI 5.0 liter, 302, 4-speed, T-Top, excellent condition. Must see!!! Accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover. $2,995 obo. 310-457-7933.

@normal:1996 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE, black, 33k miles, automatic transmission, A/C, power steering, AM/FM cassette, ABS brakes, cruise control, power windows, seats & locks with remote. Car is in perfect condition. Divorce forces sale. $14,800 OBO. Call Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:’92 MUSTANG 5.0, 5-speed hatchback, air, deluxe stereo, Lo-Jack. 68,500 pampered miles. $8,800 obo. Vicky, 310-208-6343

@normal:’94 SATURN SL1 SEDAN. Metallic blue, 5 speed, AC, tape deck, front wheel drive, rack & pinion steering. Excellent maintenance record. Reliable, economical. $5,000. 456-5507 x 105.

@Header:Autos German

@normal:1987 PORSCHE 911 CARRERA COUPE. White w/navy interior. Immaculate condition. 76k. Has many factory extras. $24,500. 310-457-3304

@normal:87 MERCEDES 560SL. 114k miles. Champagne beige w/beige interior. Great condition. $17,000. Call John at 310-457-4410

@Header:Balloons

@normal:BALLOON ART. Fabulous Balloons for your Special Event or for Someone Special. PARTIES, BALLOONS BOUQUETS, ARCHES. FREE DELIVERY IN MALIBU. 457-7221

@Header:Books

@normal:SPIRITUAL GIFTS & BOOKS ***SERRA RETREAT BOOK SHOPPE*** Open Monday through Saturday, 9:00 am-4:00 pm; Sunday, 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. Call 456-6631. 3401 Serra Road.

@Header:Building Supplies

@normal:MALIBU MASONRY SUPPLY 3730 Cross Creek Road. 456-9444.

@normal:MALIBU LUMBER & HARDWARE Lumber, Garden, Housewares 23419 PCH 456-9031

@Header:Business Opportunities

@normal:ADVERTISE STATEWIDE! for $400. Place a 25-word classified ad in 200 California newspapers, combined circulation over 3.3 million. For information call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Doreen.

@normal:*SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT EXPERTS* seek preliminary venture capital. Building city in India – 15,000 houses. Documented advanced negotiations. High tech recycled materials, solar energy/onsite waste treatment. 562-983-8081, greenframe@aol.com, Website eastbywest.com\steelfr.htm

@normal:ATTENTION INVESTORS! 200% return from recent 30 day period. $5,000 Foreign Currency investment could have returned $15,000. Call now free information $5,000 minimum investment. 1-800-380-3211. Cal*Scan

@normal:CASKETS. Open your own store. New federal law allows. $25 billion industry. No franchise fees 800-791-4179. Cal*Scan

@normal:CELLULAR PHONE OPPORTUNITY!!! No roaming or long distance charges, nationwide!! No security or credit check, 1,400 FREE minutes upon qualifying. Seen on T.V!! Call 1-716-420-8777 Cal*Scan

@normal:PUFFINESS. $150K/YR Lowest prices. Local sites available. Call 1-800-800-3470 (24/hrs). Cal*Scan

@Header:Carpet Cleaning

@normal:BIG TIME CARPET & Upholstery Cleaners. Eco-Safe, Odorless, Hypoallergenic, non-hazardous, non-toxic. 310-372-8121

@Header:Catering

@Normal:MONROE’S CATERING for all your catering needs. Malibu’s most experienced & affordable caterers. 310-457-6338.

@normal:THE YELLOW ROSE. Meals prepared for busy professionals in your home. I’ll be in and out and dinner will await you in a warm oven. Menu includes Southern Cookin’, Vegetarian or Low Fat recipes. 457-6580

@Header:Chef/Cook

@normal:CUSTOM CUISINE LOWFAT gourmet meals delivered to your home – Weekly Meal Plans. Healthy, delicious menus averaging only 5 fat grams per entree. Delivered in convenient, portable microwave containers. Local references. 915-5342

@Header:Child Care

@normal:MALIBU MAMAS Nannies, housekeepers, couples etc. Serving Malibu since 1988. 10% discount to Guild Members. Owned by a WGA Member. 456-8113.

@normal:L.A. NANNIES & DOMESTICS. Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, etc. Malibu owned and operated. Baby Nurses and Personal Assistants. 21355 PCH #202. 317-8555.

@normal:THE STORK STOPS HERE a postpartum care service, Baby Nurses, Postpartum Doulas, Mommies, Personal shoppers and Gourmet cooking service. Early scheduling is encouraged to ensure availability. 310-226-2845.

@Header:Chiropractic

@normal:BRANDON D. TAKAHASHI, D.C. 23410 Civic Center Way, Suite E5. 310-456-1972. 11340 W. Olympic Blvd., Suite 335. 310-445-1050.

@Header:Cleaning Services

@normal:WESTERN PROFESSIONAL CLEANING Specializing in detail professional home & office cleaning with quality people you can trust at a price that’s hard to beat! Free Estimates. 310-841-5970

@Header:Computer Services

@Normal:COMPUTER SERVICES. Learn to be proficient in Windows. *Word processing – MS Word & WordPerfect *Accounting – Quicken & QuickBooks *Spreadsheets – Excel & Lotus *Internet – Netscape & E-Mail. Expert, Friendly Instruction at Reasonable Rates. Individual lessons with your computer or ours. 310-456-9706 or 818-991-2871

@normal:NEED HELP BUYING, UPGRADING OR USING YOUR PC? We’re here for you. Call for New Client Special. Shaun/Dan. 310-298-3899

@Header:Construction Services

@normal:J.R. CONSTRUCTION C.O. Your complete home improvement Co. Remodels, bathroom, kitchens. All types of concrete work, retaining block, walls, water and repairs. “SMALL JOBS OK”. 1-800-753-0083. lc#B-597526.

@normal:HMH CONSTRUCTION Remodels and Custom Painting. Quality work. 310-589-5711 Cal*Scan

@Header:Contractor

@normal:SID D. FERRIS ENTERPRISES General Contractor, Additions, Remodels, New Construction. 1-800-784-2017.

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery, personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@Header:Domestic Help

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery,personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@normal:LET ME HANDLE THE CHAOS. Reliable, honest & educated young women to pack/organize your move or other details of your life. Excellent references available upon request. Julie, pager/voice mail. 310-286-8739

@normal:HOUSEKEEPER/SWEDISH MASSEUSE Has afternoons and evenings available. Has own transportation and excellent references. 310-239-7492 voicemail/pager.

@Header:Drapes

@normal:MALIBU INTERIORS Shutters, blinds. Repairs, sales. Free estimates. 310-457-7366.

@Header:Electrician

@normal:PRIORITY ELECTRIC Electrical & Lighting. Specializing in repairs, installations, anything electric or lighting. We are on time and experienced. Lic#705597. 456-7999.

@normal:HOLLAND ELECTRICAL Construction and Maintenance, Troubleshooting. Home Automation. Fiber Optic Lighting. Licensed and Bonded #650101. 310-455-0115.

@normal:SPECIALIZING IN LANDSCAPE LIGHTING & OTHER ELECTRICAL MATTERS. Low rates. Call 310-273-5106.

@Header:Employment Wanted

@normal:NEED HELP? Elder care, house sitting, errands, etc. Reliable, honest, caring. Excellent Malibu & Westside area. Call Robin at 310-285-4111.

@normal:PRIVATE DUTY NURSE CNA to provide TLC for elderly. CPR card, CDL. Dependable, responsible, reliable w/many years experience & excellent references. Seeks position in or near Malibu area. 456-6810

@Header: Employment Services

@normal:ASSEMBLE ARTS, CRAFTS, TOYS, jewelry, wood items, typing, sewing, computer work from home in your spare time. Great pay. Free details call 1-800-632-8007, 24 hrs. Cal*Scan

@normal:EARN $1000 WEEKLY stuffing envelopes at home. Start now. No experience. Free supplies, information! No obligation. Send SASE: ACE, #503, Box 5137, Diamond Bar, CA 91765 Cal*Scan

@Header:Finances

@normal:AVOID BANKRUPTCY. Debt Consolidation. Stop collection calls. Cut monthly payments to 50%. Eliminate finance charges. Fast approval! 1-800-270-9894. Cal*Scan

@normal:“CASH.” Immediate $$ for structured settlements and deferred insurance claims & lotteries. J.G. Wentworth: toll free 1-888-231-5375. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE CASH GRANTS. College, Scholarships, Business, Medical Bills. Never repay. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext. G-5139. Cal*Scan

@normal:HOMEOWNERS! DEBT CONSOLIDATION! Borrow $25,000 – $100,000. Too many bills? *Home Improvements. *Apply by phone/24 hour approval. * No Equity Required. Platinum Capital: Real Estate Broker #01163658, CA – Dept. of Real Estate. 1-800-523-5363/Open 7 days. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET OUT OF debt free!! Credit Counseling Centers of America (member NFFCC). Free debt consolidation, lower payments, interest. Stop collector calls. Non-profit 1-877-936-2222. Toll Free Cal*Scan

@normal:$$$ OVER DUE BILLS? Credit problems? Try debt consolidation! Combine all bills into one low payment. No application fees!! (800)863-9006 ext.103. Cal*Scan

@normal:AVOID BANKRUPTCY. Free debt consolidation. Application w/service. Cut payments to 65%. 24 hr. approval. Good/Bad/No credit OK. 1-800-873-8207. Cal*Scan

@normal:REFINANCE FAST, EASY & over-the-phone. Need a second chance? Credit problems? OK. Bankruptcy? OK. Foreclosures? OK. Low interest. Call platinum Capital. Real Estate Broker #01163658 – Dept. of Real Estate. 1-800-699-LEND. nationwide Lender. Cal*Scan

@normal:OVER YOUR HEAD in debt! A New Horizon…The company you can trust! *Debt Consolidation. *No Qualifying. *Licensed Not-for profit. National company. www.anewhorizon.org 800-556-1548 Cal*Scan

@normal:INSTANT CASH! You Drive! 1-888-678-6866. Cal*Scan

@Header:Flea Market

@normal:HAVE YOU ADVERTISED IN OUR “FLEA MARKET” YET?? IF NOT, JUST GIVE US A CALL & WE WILL BE GLAD TO RUN YOUR AD; OR WE WILL RENEW IT. 456-5507 Ext. 108 or Fax 456-8986

@normal:FILE CABINET, 26″, legal, 2 drawer, suspension, 68 hanging folders. $100. 457-6400

@normal:BABY BATH TUB, portable, blue. Fisher Price. $6. 829-1568

@normal:PUZZLES, 6 assorted, 1,000-2,000 pieces. $10 for all. 838-4192

@normal:WALL UNIT Designer bamboo wall unit, light finish. 6.5Hx5’W. $350. obo 589-3888

@normal:ELECTRIC Mini Magic Muffin Maker. Betty Crocker. $8. 829-1568

@normal:MASSAGER for back w/heat & adjustments. Pollenex. $25. 838-4192

@normal:KILN RUG. 6′.5″x7′.5.” Good condition. Red, black, beige. $500. 456-8625

@normal:FREE FIREWOOD! Will load for free. 1’to 4′ long. 457-7097

@normal:GOLF CLUBS, PING IRONS AND WOODS $300. Call 310-589-9896.

@normal:SAW, radial arm saw. Sears. $60. 456-2583

@normal:WOODEN CARVED FIGURE, 2′ tall. Antique. $65. 457-6365

@normal:ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, oak. 4.5′ Wx4.5’Hx18′”D. Good condition. $95. 456-4933

@normal:FIREPLACE TOOLS, 5 pieces, black. $15. 457-1865

@normal:HOT ROLLERS, never used. Large velcro. Conair. Best offer. Best offer. 457-1865

@normal:SURFBOARD – 6’1″Becker, excellent condition. $150. 457-1707

@normal:MATTRESS –King Size Sleep EZ. Good conditon. $125. 457-1707

@Header:Flooring

@normal:CARPETS, HARDWOOD new/refinish. Free Estimates. Call Carl Leon, Paseo Flooring. 310-416-9947.

@normal:VIKING FLOORS Specializing in Installation & Finishing of all types of flooring. 457-7823.

@Header:For Sale

@Normal:TAYLOR ICE CREAM YOGURT machine, twin floor model, for sale or lease 310-457-1625.

@normal:WEDDING DRESS never worn. Traditional style, white with lace and beads, long train. Never altered, size 10-12. Paid $1200, will sell for $400. 818-706-1123

@normal:**NEW FURNITURE SALE** Rustic pine armoires, chests, bookshelves, etc. Slipcovered sofas & chairs, leather sets, sleigh beds, bedroom sets, mattresses, bunk beds, kid’s furniture, dining room, coffee tables, rugs, lamps, artwork, etc. All new. 310-397-7061

@normal:JOHN LENNON ORIGINAL DRAWING (not print) with provenance. Approximately $7K, negotiable. Serious collector only please, no brokers. Sale by local party. Please leave contact information on my voice mail 818-615-3684.

@normal:ROBERT LYNN NELSON. 1988 triptych, KOA frame. “In Celebration of the Newborn”, $5400 obo. ANTIQUE MAP. John Tallis. 1851, “Polynesia”, KOA frame. $1200 obo. 310-470-0323. Private party.

@normal:BEAUTIFUL IMPORTED TEAK MARKET UMBRELLAS. Hand-painted designs of bananas leaves, orchids, birds, etc. Custom orders also available. Seen at the Malibu Art Festival. Retail $795. Buy direct $199. Donna 310-457-3213.

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES a single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen $4,000. Second has two pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room and kitchen/eating area, must be moved soon. $9,000 OBO. Malibu 310-457-0610

@normal:UTAH QUALITY QUILTS. Teal Blue Star, double/queen. Cocoa Brown Log Cabin, queen/king. Windsor Blue Log Cabin, queen/king. Afghan, baby quilts, crochet blankets & baby clothes. All handmade. Contact Sarah, 310- 456-9645

@normal:COUNTRY CABINET/UNIT. Custom made from vintage wood. Suitable for kitchen, dining room, living room or retail space. Fabulous piece. Great for storage, display, audio/visual equipment. Red. 6’6″ long, 3’6″ tall. A bargain at $925. Call 457-6365

@NORMAL:WOLFF TANNING BEDS. TAN AT HOME Buy direct and SAVE. Commercial/Home units from $199.00. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Call today. 1-800-842-1310 Cal*Scan

@normal:ALL STEEL BUILDINGS Factory Blowout! 1-800-973-3366. Will beat any deal by $500. Cal*Scan

@normal:STILL NEED A COMPUTER? How about a 300 MHZ. 4.3 Gigs, monitor, printer and software. Zero down! Slow credit,

poor credit OK. 800-365-1239 Cambridge Group. Cal*Scan

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS Sale: 40x60x14, $8,734, 50x75x14; $11,354; 50x100x16, $15,257; 60x100x16, $17,445. Mini-storage buildings, 34×180, 36 units. $18,175. www.sentinelbuildings.com Sentinel Buildings, 800-327-0790 extension 79. Cal*Scan

@Header:Garage Sales

@normal:WHEN YOU ADVERTISE WITH THE MALIBU TIMES you will receive FREE Garage Sale signs & arrows. Call us at 456-5507 Ext.108 to place your Garage Sale Classified Ad.

@normal:GARAGE SALE!! King waterbed, soft-tub spa, water softener, antiques, household & kitchen items, bicycles, ping pong table, canning jars. Sat. Only. Aug. 22, 8am-Noon. 6416 SEASTAR DRIVE (west end – Morningview Dr.).

@Header:Gardening

@normal:ANTS, ANTS, ANTS, ANTS, ANTS. Got Ants? Gophers? Spiders? Sick Trees? Sick Garden? Don’t Panic, It’s Organic! Natural pest control, organic consultant; as seen on PBS. Since 1972. 310-457-4438 www.invisiblegardener.com

@Header:Glass

@normal:MALIBU GLASS & Mirror & Screens 3547 Winter Canyon Road. 456-1844.

@normal:PRECISION Sliding Glass Door Repair. Full mobile service, repairs and installation. New mirror closet doors, swinging or sliding screen doors. Replace sliding glass door tracks. 800-700-8508.

@normal:BEVELED GLASS WORKS. Beveled, Leaded & Carved Glass doors, Windows & Entryways. Catalogue Available. 457-5252 home.sprynet.com/sprynet/bgw01

@Header:Handyman

@normal:NEATNIK CONSTRUCTION. Meticulous carpentry, tilework, painting & remodeling. Long-term Malibu resident. Responsible & dependable. Reasonable rates. Excellent Malibu references. Kent, 457-5214

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 317-2221

@Header:Hauling

@normal:***HAULING CLEAN-UP*** YARDS – GARAGES – JUNK. Free Estimates. 310-399-4337 Richard.

@Header:Health & Fitness

@normal:GREAT NEWS! DIABETICS Medicare pays for testing supplies. You’ve seen us on TV. Liberty Medical Supply. No up front costs. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Free Shipping. 1-800-532-3399. Cal*Scan

@normal:INCREDIBLE WEIGHT RESHAPE. Shut the door on hunger! Major breakthrough in appetite/hunger control. Purely natural/fantastic results. Toll free (888) 841-6777 anytime Cal*Scan

@Header:Heating & Air

@normal:MALIBU REFRIGERATION Quality heating repairs. 457-9986.

@Header:Help Wanted

@normal:JOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is offering an intern position to those who want valuable newspaper experience. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Small stipend included. Call Arnold York, Editor at 456-5507, ext 101, or for immediate consideration fax resume, clips to 456-8986

@normal:EXPERIENCED INTERIOR PLANT TECHNICIAN. Must have valid CA driver’s license & insurance. Must speak fluent English. 457-1625

@normal:LOCAL HARDWARE STORE needs full-time or part-time help w/some experience. Will train. Call Lupe at 456-8550

@normal:EXPERIENCED EXTERIOR LANDSCAPE SUPERVISOR. Must have good references, truck, insurance, valid California driver’s license and speak fluent English. 457-1625 x4.

@normal:WONDERFUL PART-TIME POSITION for person with the right ability in very busy office located in Malibu. Must be well-versed in Word, Excel & Data Entry. Must be able to work on own initiative and in addition to computer skills should have good all around experience in dealing w/clients on the telephone. Suitable for a person who would like to progress with a young company with a phenomenal growth record. If you would like to know more please call Amanda , 310-456-7072 (fax: 310-456-8393)

@normal:**LONDON TEMPORARY SERVICES** Lots of great jobs: Receptionist, Administrative Assistants, Clerks, Secretaries. One year experience required. Fax resume: 310-826-7939. Work on the Westside.

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Monday-Friday, casual Malibu office, must have excellent communication & computer skills, internet knowledge. Leave message 310-859-6973.

@normal:PHOTOJOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is looking for a photojournalist intern to learn all aspects of newspaper photojournalism & darkroom work & earn professional clips. Interns may shoot civic meetings, community activities, sports events, etc., write photo captions, assist in all phases of production. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Includes small stipend. Internship last 4-6 months, 15 hours per week minimum, Tuesday production hours, other hours flexible. Call Arnold York, editor-in-chief, at 310-456-5507 ext. 101, or fax resume/samples to 310-456-8986

@normal:RESTAURANT-Wolfgang Puck’s Granita needs P/T bartender w/exp. Fax resume to 310-456-8317.

@normal:COULD YOU USE A LITTLE EXTRA CASH RIGHT ABOUT NOW? Temporary & permanent , part-time, full-time positions available immediately. You could use a little extra cash & we could use a little extra help during our busiest time of the year! It’s a perfect match. We have the Following positions available at Pepperdine Bookstore: Customer Service Associates, Cashiers, Sales Associates, Stock Associates. Only energetic & enthusiastic people need apply. Previous retail experience would be great! Come in & apply today! Pepperdine University Bookstore, Malibu Campus, Tyler Campus Center. Ask for Diane.

@normal:RECEPTIONIST. London Needs You! Immediate opening. Westside. Experience necessary. Temp & temp – hire. Benefits, top pay. 310-826-3828. Fax: 310-826-7939. London Temporary Services

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. London Needs You! Numerous assignments on the Westside. Min. 1 year experience in corporate environment. Word, Excel, Win.95 a plus. Temp. & temp – hire. Benefits, top pay. 310-826-3828, Fax: 310-826-7939

@normal:INSTRUCTIONAL ASSISTANTS -K-12 students at Malibu sites. P.T. morning, 2 to 3.5 hrs. a day. $9.47 to $9.95 per hour. Must bring proof of HS prof. Apply in person Malibu HS-Library, 30215 Morning View Drive, Mondays in August 10:00am to 2:30pm. SM-MUSD 310-450-8338 ext. 993

@normal:DENTAL, RDA/XRAY/ORTHO. Unbelievable opportunity in a prestigious orthodontic office in Pacific Palisades. Fax resume: 310-459-3826 or call 310-454-0317

@normal:DENTAL ORTHODONTIC XRAY TECHNICIAN. Great opportunity. Must see. Fax resume: 310-459-3826 or call 310-454-0317

@normal:PART OR FULL TIME kennel/animal caretaker needed for local veterinary clinic. Salary negotiable. 457-6453

@normal:OFFICE ASSISTANT/RECEPTIONIST. Great opportunity. Law firm seeks full-time person w/strong organizational skills, light phone, maintain files. Fax resume: 310-917-4567.

@normal:WORK FROM HOME. US/International company. Earn $500 to $5,000+. Part-time or full-time. Free information booklet. 1-800-404-9143

@normal:CHILD CARE NEEDED for 10 year old. Santa Monica area. Monday-Friday, 3pm-7pm. Early childhood education background preferred. Graduate student preferred. Car w/insurance. Light housekeeping. References required. Call Jeanne, daytime, 818-954-3276, evening, 310-828-6206

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES is looking for a part-time Advertising Salesperson to sell special sections. Sales experience preferred. Call Arnold at 310-456-5507 ext 101 or fax your resume to: 310-456-8986

@normal:RECEPTIONIST*FRONT DESK. Prestigious Small Inn in Malibu has 2 immediate openings for front desk professionals. Xlnt pay, hours 8am-3pm and 3pm-10pm. Wonderful atmosphere overlooking the Beach & Gardens. **PACIFIC COAST STAFFING** 805/371-0414, Fax: 805/371-0418

@normal:PART-TIME HELP WANTED in barter company office. Work in exchange for great vacations, dental, & hundreds of other goods & services. 310-456-7629, Ask for Carol.

@normal:EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT for a Malibu based executive search firm. M-F, 8-5pm. IBM PC skills & positive attitude required. Fax your confidential resume to: Search 310-317-6119. Phone 310-317-6113

@normal:OUR TEAM CONCEPT works! Body Wise – a company promoting wellness. Work from any location with experienced teammates to earn $1000+/mo. Start part-time. 1-888-819-6020. Cal*Scan

@normal:DISHWASHER FOR CERES, INC., a biotech. company located in Malibu. Applicant must be motivated self-starter. Excellent benefits package. Fax resume to HRM: 310-317-8998 or mail to Ceres, Inc., 3007 Malibu Canyon Rd., Malibu, CA 90265

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT for Ceres, Inc., a biotech company located in Malibu. Applicant must be motivated self-starter with good computer skills. Excellent benefits package. Fax resume to HRM: 310-317-8998 or mail to Ceres, Inc., 3007 Malibu Cyn. Rd. Malibu, CA 90265

@normal:HUMAN RESOURCES, MALIBU LOCATION. Immediate opening for experienced assistant. Multi-task oriented w/some Excel/Access knowledge. Some HR background preferred. $10-11/hr. **Barrington Staffing Services** 310-453-3471

@normal:CHILD CARE NEEDED in Malibu for bright 5 year old child. Must have references, valid California drivers license, reliable transportation, current registration, current auto insurance. Approx. 30 hours per week. Call 310-589-9481

@normal:ESTABLISHED, MULTI-TITLE PUBLISHER SEEKS an assistant to provide heavy secretarial/administrative support to publisher & sales staff. Minimum 3 years experience. Must be proficient in Word, Excel & Windows95. Knowledge of sales database helpful. Competitive salary & benefits. To apply your talents, please send resume & salary history to: Cassie Robertson-MT, Miramar communications Inc., P. O. Box 8987, Malibu, CA 90265-8987. Fax: 310-317-0072.

@normal:$1000 POSSIBLE TYPING. Part-time. At home. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext T-5139 for listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE TRAINING & 1st year income $30K – Stevens Transport – OTR truck drivers wanted! Non-experienced or experienced – Toll free 888-279-4058 EOE. Cal*Scan

@normal:DISTRIBUTORSHIP! Free sample. Local route. No selling. Protected territories. Inv. req. 800-737-9495 (24 hrs). Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER OTR BONUS benefits, miles, equipment, pay,Covenant Transport has it all! 1-800-441-4394. Experienced drivers/owner Operators 1-800-338-6428. For graduate students Bud Meyer Truck Lines Refrigerated Hauling call toll free 887-283-6393 solo drivers & contractors. Cal*Scan

@normal:PHARMACY TECH. Immediate opening. HS graduate, computer skills. Minimum 3 months pharmacy technician experience. Current CA State Board Registration. Competitive benefits. Contact Professional Services. UVMC, 707-463-7394. Cal*Scan

@normal:DIRECTOR OF STAFF Development for 99 bed SNF. Live among fruit trees, lakes, rivers & mountains. Seeking exper. only state approved D.S.D. to run a strong education program for all staff. Position available immediately for this exciting Alzheimers facility. Pleasant Care of Ukiah, 131 Whitmore Lane, Ukiah, CA 95482. Fax 707-462-0742 Cal*Scan

@normal:NATIONAL CARRIERS, INC. is looking for quality Owner/Operators to pull company refrigerated trailers throughout Texas & 10 Western states. Positions available w/fleet owners. Call 800-728-9128 Cal*Scan

@normal:AVON PRODUCTS-Start your own business. Work flexible hours. Enjoy unlimited earnings. Call toll free (888)561-2966. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER-MILES.MONEY. Respect Glass/Heavy haulers. 34-37 cents/mile. Great benefits. Consistent miles. Run western states. 3 yrs. OTR + 1 yr. flatbed exp. Combined Transport. 1-800-637-4407. Cal*Scan

@normal:BEANIE BABIES DEALER with large inventory of Beanie dolls, accessories, and Ltd. Edition Beanies seeks P/T help. Fun, flex schedule with excellent earnings potential. 714-596-0102 Cal*Scan

@normal:RN-MED. SURG. California license and current clinical nursing skills required; recent acute care preferred (new grads considered). Part-time, benefits, night shift. RESPIRATORY THERAPIST, California license required. Full-time, benefits. Eastern Sierra rural 32-bed acute care hospital. Free CEUs, excellent salary + 8% PM & 25% night differentials. Northern Inyo Hospital, Bishop, CA. Call 760-873-2145 for application by 8/24/98. EOE. Cal*Scan

@Header:Home Care

@normal:PRIVATE DUTY NURSE CNA to provide TLC for elderly. CPR card, CDL. Dependable, responsible, reliable w/many years experience & excellent references. Seeks position in or near Malibu area. 456-6810

@Header:Housekeeping

@normal:EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER available Thursday & Fridays. Local references. Speaks English. Very reliable & honest. Call Hilda, 213-462-7613

@Header:Housesitting

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-375-2781

@normal:NEED HELP? Elder care, house sitting, errands, etc. Reliable, honest, caring. Excellent Malibu & Westside area. Call Robin at 310-285-4111.

@Header:Instructional

@normal:PIANO LESSONS-VOCAL TRAINING by professional Malibu resident teacher. Children/adults. Private or small group. Please call 310-280-3406 Msg.

@normal:*DANCE* SWING, BALLROOM, LATIN Malibu, Calabasas, Culver City. Groups, Privates, Parties. Ms. M.C. Callaghan, Instructor. 818-880-2159

@Header:Jewelry

@normal:MALIBU GOLD I buy, sell and loan gold, diamonds, watches and antique jewelry. Instant Cash! 317-GOLD(4653).

@Header:Landscaping

@Normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Interior & Exterior plant care design and maintenance. Call 310-457-1625.

@normal:GARDENING & LANDSCAPING. Sprinklers installed, repaired. New lawns, groundcovers, shrubs, trees, planted & pruned. Drainage systems, RR tie walls, pathways, low voltage lighting. Please call Malibu Sprinkler & Landscaping. 457-7228. #512484

@normal:***LANDSCAPE SERVICES*** Colorful Flower Gardens Installed. Also Vegetable/Herb Gardens. Native Gardens (Fire resistant & drought tolerant). Rock Gardens/Waterfalls. Call Sarah at 310-455-3547

@normal:Malibu Tropicals and Succulent Nursery specializing in succulents, bromeliads, epidendrum orchids, exotics for landscape use. 1 gal. to 24″ box specimens. Wholesale to the trade. 26799 P.C.H., Malibu. Hours 7:00-3:30 M-F. Call for appointment 310-457-7478.

@normal:SPECIALIZING IN LANDSCAPE LIGHTING & OTHER ELECTRICAL MATTERS. Low rates. Call 310-273-5106.

@Header:Lost & Found

@normal:FREE LOST & FOUND ADS. Have you lost a pet or found an article? Please call our Classified Dept. at 456-5507 Ext 108 and we will be glad to take your classified ad at NO CHARGE.

@Header:Medical Services

@normal:ROLF METHOD OF STRUCTURAL INTEGRATION Experience Dr. Rolf’s original system of manual therapy. For a light, fluid & balanced body, free of pain, chronic stress & stiffness. Changes you feel that last! John Baier, GSI, ABMP#466912 visit www.rolfguild.org. 317-4839.

@Header:Mobile Homes

@normal:AT THE BEACH FOR 40K. Cute, cozy clean & close to the water. One bedroom mobile home in Paradise Cove for beach get-a-away. Only $40,000. 310-589-5756.

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES a single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen $4,000. Second has two pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room and kitchen/eating area, must be moved soon. $9,000 OBO. Malibu 310-457-0610

@Header: Musical Instruction

@normal:CREATIVE MUSICIANSHIP. Piano, guitar, bass, drums, vocal development & song writing. Play music you want to play. Learn to develop your own style. Lessons in your home by professional w/25 years experience. 310-589-0279

@Header:Office Space

@normal:OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE: at the Pt. Dume Professional Center located between Kanan & Portshead at 28990 PCH. To inquire regarding this unique garden office complete w/ample parking. Call 310-589-1102 Monday-Thursday. 8:30-4:30. Owner

@normal:OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE: 400+ sq. ft. in Malibu’s best office building. Garden view, tranquil, utilities included. $500/month. 310-457-5785

@normal:275 SQUARE FEET in a quiet building at 29170 Heathercliff Road. Carpeting, freshly painted. Ready to move in. All utilities paid by owner. 310-457-9326

@normal:GET AN OFFICE, access to new office machines & a prestigious business address for only $275/month! Share this sunny, happy, successful environment w/a local talent agent. Call Wendy at 310-457-2673

@Header:Painting

@normal:E.B. PAINTING COMPANY 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Excellent prep & clean-up. Interior, exterior, stucco repair, plastering licensed, bonded, Insured, Excellent client list. 818-762-0140.

@normal:JAMES THE PAINTER Looking for an excellent job and lowest prices? Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. We repair stucco and water damage. Acoustic ceiling repair and removal, Wallpaper removal. 213-732-3034.

@normal:MISTER ROBERTS PAINTING Serving Malibu Since 1965. Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. Industrial products for rust Inhibitors. 310-456-0409. 1st place custom home painting award.

@normal:**THE FAUX ‘HO** Certified interior designer specializes in decorative paint finishes for every surface of your home or office. Standard painting services also available. Call Patricia at 213-874-0937 or 213-854-0848

@normal:**ARTIST SPECIALIZING IN**children’s murals, portraits of people & pets from your favorite photo or private sitting, trompe ‘loeil & oil painting. Call for free consultation. Scott Gaston at 310-607-0067

@Header:Party Services

@normal:

• ***BEAR TO BEAR BALLOONS***
• Balloons & Bouquets for all Occasions. Now carrying BEANIE BABIES 21217 Pacific Coast Highway & Rambla Pacifico. Malibu. Call 456-9746.

@Header:Personals

@normal:DEFENSE PEPPER SPRAY $14.95. 24 HOUR RECORDING. CALL 1-800-965-1346

@Header:Photography

@NORMAL:PHOTOGRAPHY Portraits, parties, publicity. Your poodle or Porsche. I shoot it all. Please call Diane Baldwin 310-478-9508.

@Header:Picture Framing

@normal:MALIBU GALLERY Serving Malibu’s picture framing and art collector needs since 1981. Colony Plaza (near Hughes). 310-456-5393.

@Header:Plumbing

@normal:McDERMOTT PLUMBING & PUMPING Residential, commercial. Call on us to handle what ever comes up. 24-hour emergency service. Plumbing 456-2286, Pumping 456-1173

@Header:Pools

@normal:PINEAPPLE POOLS Replasters, repairs, service. Firepumps, Non-chlorine Systems. 456-3766

@Header:Real Estate

@normal:**TOM STURMAN – REAL ESTATE SALES** Homes, Rentals, Commercial, Estates. 310-457-3909 or 310-915-4275.

@normal:AT THE BEACH FOR 40K. Cute, cozy, clean & close to the water. One bedroom mobile home in Paradise Cove for beach get-a-away. Only $40,000. 310-589-5756.

@normal:EXCEPTIONAL FIND ON MALIBU ROAD! 3 bedroom, 2 bath completely remodeled top to bottom. Vaulted ceiling, skylights, all rooms w/sliding doors w/plantation shutters opening to deck w/ 180 ¡ spectacular ocean view. Marble fireplace, gourmet kitchen. Spacious & open floor plan. Only $795,000 INCLUDES ADJACENT LOT. ***Regal Properties, Inc.******* Ask for Benik. 310-275-8888

@normal:MALIBU NEWLY REMODELED TOWNHOME, Spacious 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath +bonus room. Fireplace. All new kitchen. 2 walk-in closets. Patio from 2 master bedrooms, balcony w/ocean view. $279,000. 818-780-6564

@normal:MINUTES TO MALIBU! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Tennis court, pool, waterfall, horse facilities, nearly 3/4 acre. Two massive fireplaces, artist studio, paver tiles, high beam & vaulted ceilings. $625,000. Broker 818-731-0739.

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES for pennies on $1. Delinquent Tax, Repo’s, REO’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. H-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES. Pennies on the $1. Repro’s, VA, HUD, Sheriff sales. No money down government loans available now. Local listings. Toll Free 1-800-669-2292 ext. H-4000. Cal*Scan

@normal:NO DOWNPAYMENT?? PROBLEM credit? Own the home you need now, without a big down payment. Complete financing is qualified. DeGeorge Home Alliance 1-800-343-2884. Cal*Scan

@normal:NW ARIZONA RANCH-40 acres – $15,900. Beautiful old ranch, rolling acreage, good water, EZ access. Spectacular views! Arizona Land & Ranches toll-free 1-877-244-5263. Cal*Scan

@Header:Real Estate Commercial

@normal:PRIME COMMERCIAL SPACE AVAILABLE. Great location in Malibu Civic Center. Convenient w/nice views. Foot traffic. Please call Maggie at 310-456-2051

@Header:Real Estate Retail

@normal:MALIBU PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, 480 sq. ft. front corner store w/high visibility. 310-456-7031 ext 175.

@Header:Rentals

@normal:OCEAN FRONT BEAUTIFUL GUEST HOUSE w/separate entrance on large estate. One large room w/separate fully equipped kitchen. Walk-in closet, private bath. Sautille paver floors. 4 miles past Trancas Market. Dramatic ocean/mountain views. Private beach. $1,250/month. Will consider reduction or free rent for housekeeping. 310-457-5351

@normal:PANORAMIC WHITEWATER & OCEAN VIEWS from every room overlooking Broad Beach. Beautiful 3 bedroom, 3 bath home on 1.2 acres. Brand new remodel. Private beach rights. A magical location. $4,000/month. 310-457-5640

@normal:PT. DUME. Ocean view, 1 bedroom, 1 bath cottage available 2-6 months. Available now thru Dec 31. Private access. Big Dume Beach & patio/garden. Excellent furnishings, immediate move-in condition. First+last security deposit. No pets/smokers. $2,750/month including utilities. Call 310-457-0893

@normal: SPECTACULAR WHITEWATER OCEAN VIEW.3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2-car garage. Walk to beach. References required. All new. Available now. $3,200/month. 310-457-3272

@normal:WEST MULHOLLAND – GATED. Newer 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch house w/2-car garage on 6 acres . Plenty of room for horses. Fabulous canyon/mountain views. $1,995/month. 310-264-8200

@normal:ONE BEDROOM GUEST APARTMENT attached to beach house. Close-in with 1 car off-street parking. Can furnish. Kitchen, fireplace. Direct beach access. $1,650/month. 456-1753

@normal:MAGICAL MALIBU ROAD. 3bd/3ba white, light & bright beach home on one of the deepest parts of the beach. Gated courtyard, protected outdoor dining area, magnificent second-story deck, private spa, sophisticated security system, 50′ of beach. Yearly for $8,000/month. Will also rent upstairs (1bd/2ba) summer only for $4,000/month & downstairs (2bd/2ba) yearly for $6,000/month. Owner 425-936-2662

@normal:MALIBU TIVOLI COVE CONDO, 1 bedroom, 1.5 baths, gated, ocean view, fireplaces, private beach, pool, spa, tennis. $1,900/month. Security & 1st month. Minimum 1 year lease. Available August 8th. 714-840-6773

@normal:OCEAN VIEW CONDO FOR LEASE. 2 bedroom, 2 baths. Convenient Civic Center location. Pool, tennis, sauna. Security building. $1650/month. 805-724-1157

@normal:HOUSE FOR RENT. Beautiful private setting in Malibu Canyon. Rustic area of oaks, trails, & mountains 8 minutes to PCH & beach, 6 minutes to Ventura Freeway. Easy commute to Westside or SFV. Large master bedroom suite w/Jacuzzi bath, sitting room, plus one additional bedroom & bath upstairs. Cozy den, living room, large dining room, 2 fireplaces, modern eat-in kitchen, bath downstairs. Many luxury features: balcony, skylights, patio, fireplace, bookcases, cathedral ceiling, hardwood floors, 3-car garage. $3,500/month includes gardener, utilities. 818-222-2833 leave message.

@normal:$1900 “ON THE BEACH.” 1 bedroom, 1.5 bath. Fireplace. Pool, spa, tennis. Available immediately. No pets, no smoking. Agent, Tom. 310-478-1835, pager 310-915-4278

@normal:MALIBU GARDENS, 2 bedroom, 2 bath. End unit on 1st floor. Small ocean view. Walk-in closet. Patio w/garden. 2-car garage. Pool, jacuzzi. Will consider pet. $1,500/month. 457-6888

@normal:COZY CANYON 2 bedroom, loft, 2 bath home w/fireplace, all appliances, new carpets, cable. Ocean & mountain views, decks gardener, Corral Canyon. $2,150. 456-3052

@normal:GUEST HOUSE. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Magnificent ocean/mountain views. Full kitchen. Washer/dryer. Privacy. $1,500/month. 456-0574

@normal:MALIBU ROAD 2+2.New renovated, furnished classic beach pad w/views from Palas Verdes to Pt. Dume. 50′ balcony on sandy beach. Walls of glass, beamed ceilings. Laundry facilities. $4,275/month or short-term $6,995/month. Principals only. 310-659-2500

@normal:DRY PRIVATE SANDY BEACH: Deluxe 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, office, fireplace, new appliances, cedar walls, Mexican paver floor tiles, 900 sq. ft. deck. Garage. Quiet/private. Close-in. $4,000/month. Long-term. Call 310-456-2348

@normal:CUTE ONE BEDROOM + LOFT COTTAGE own 1/4 acre yard, 6 miles up Latigo Cyn. Separate from main house. Many windows, large deck. Own yard w/flowers, trees. Miles of trails, private, quiet on horse ranch. $1,250/month. 457-4378

@normal:BEACHFRONT 2 bedroom, 2 bath SUPERPAD! hardwood floors, fireplace, alliances, deck. Commanding panoramic view. Unique $4,250/month. ALSO. Very spacious one bedroom, completely redone w/fireplace & appliances. Private beachfront deck. $3,500/month. 456-6177

@Header:Rentals To Share

@normal:RENTAL TO SHARE IN HOME. Bedroom w/private bath. Washer/dryer. Community pool/spa. 12 minutes from Pepperdine. Cat ok. Beautiful scenic setting. $400/month, utilities included. 818-597-8583

@normal:NEAR KANAN, SUNNY, GARDEN CONDO-SHARE, ground floor. Near beach. Fireplace in living room. Separate suite w/private bathroom, laundry facilities. Jacuzzi, heated pool. Pet? $725/all inclusive. Available Now. 310-589-5464

@normal:CHARMING 2 BEDROOM HOUSE to share in Pacific Palisades. Hardwood floors, fireplace, W/D, private yard. Close to Village & trailheads. $875/month. 310-454-9884

@Header:Rentals-Summer

@normal:RENTALS ON THE BEACH. One, two & three bedrooms, private beach. Pool, spa. Security building. $2,000 to $4,500 month to month or long term. Available immediately. 310-456-3456

@Header:Rental Situations Wanted

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-375-2781

@normal:SEMI-RETIRED, WIDOWED, dependable gentleman seeking a preferable furnished living situation. 70 years young, in excellent health. Nonsmoking, non-drinking. Could provide some service in lieu of rent if applicable. Excellent reference. Call Whitey 818-848-6955

@Header:Rental Wanted

@normal:LOOKING FOR WINTER RENTAL mostly holiday weeks. Single female professional will house sit, take care of pets or pay rent. 516-653-8304.

@Header:Room For Rent

@normal:TWO ROOMS ON HORSE RANCH 4.5 miles from Pepperdine. Rustic creekside setting w/trees, trails, mountain views. Private entrance, kitchenette, bath. Horse boarding available. No smoking, pets. $500 each room, includes utilities. 818-222-2833, leave message.

@normal:AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY. Share 2 bedroom Las Flores Cyn. apartment w/Pepperdine graduate who works full time. Female preferred. Call 310-317-0655 (H), 310-394-5558 (W)

@normal:ROOM IN EXCHANGE FOR CHILDCARE. Room w/private entrance in Agoura Hills home. References required, good driving record. Call Leslie at 818-879-9630

@Header:Roofing

@normal: FOUR SEASONS ROOFING. All types of roofing & repairs. Licensed (#726424) Bonded & insured. Workmanship guaranteed. Residential, Commercial & Industrial. LOWEST RESIDENTIAL RATES IN LA! Free estimate. 310-317-9595. Pager 800-417-6052

@Header:Security

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-375-2781

@Header:Services

@normal:WORD PROCESSING. Everything: theses, appellate briefs, scripts, newsletters, resumes, transcription, homework. Spell/grammar check/laser printing included. Rush jobs a specialty. Available 24 hours. $30/hr. Sandy or Jeff (310) 317-0702.

@normal:LETTER PERFECT: Letters, Resumes, Scripts, Manuscripts, Legal, Word Processing, Fax services available. Also, Computer Lessons, Learn Windows 95, & E-mail. Contact Karen 310-456-8625.

@normal:LET ME HANDLE THE CHAOS. Reliable, honest & educated young women to pack/organize your move or other details of your life. Excellent references available upon request. Julie, pager/voice mail. 310-286-8739

@Header:Storage

@normal:MALIBU SELF STORAGE The only storage facility in Malibu’s Civic Center. Short drive to your unit. Ground level convenience. Located 100 yards North of Civic Center Way. 24 hour recorded information: 456-2822. Operated by Mariposa Land Company. 310-456-5555.

@Header:Tennis

@normal:TENNIS ANYONE? Dry Gulch Ranch. Malibu Clay Court. A/B+ Players. Carter Ward 457-3807

@Header:Tickets

@normal:“CAN’T GET TO THE GETTY?” Call Art Access L.A. for special package tour. 1-800-685-1407.

@Header:Tile

@normal:TILE WORKS Ceramic, Pavers & Marble. 457-2031

@Header:Trainer

@normal:1992 NOMAD CENTURY 5th WHEEL. 30′ Super Slide. Towed only 2,000 miles. $14,450. 457-1625 x 4, leave message.

@Header:Tree Service

@normal:COYLE’S TREE SURGERY. “The Conscientious Professional.” Certified arborist #WC200. Complete Tree Service. Free Estimated. 310-456-TREE (8733)

@normal: RONN HAYES Skilled Arborist serving Malibu exclusively for 15 years. 457-7569

@Header:Truck s & Vans

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@Header:Wanted Misc.

@normal:DREAMING OF CLINTON? Seeking women’s dreams of encounters with Bill (sexual okay) for book on women/power. Please include contact information. Dreamers, 15237 Sunset Blvd., Suite 87, Pacific Palisades, CA 90272

@Header:Yoga

@normal:HARMONY YOGA and Touch. Gentle Hatha Yoga for stress and limited range of motion. 1-800-685-1407.

Jim Murray lost some vision

And we all saw less.

Super Spectator in Spectator Country,

He was our human satellite

Scanning the sports world

From loft professional vantage,

Sending signals to us

At morning coffee in Malibu

Or on the 6 a.m. from Greenwich.

Orbiting galactic happenings —

The Derby, the Series, the Bowls.

Super Correspondent

Covering the star wars.

Transmitting no cold

Electronic images,

But word pictures to be

Digested, spiced by his prose and wit,

Warmed to taste

By his humanity.

His eyes, the eyes of millions.

Super Tourist from Tourist Country,

Telling tales of Russia in the

Summer of our Olympic discontent;

Bearding the bear in his den.

Thoughts to impact multitudes

With delight,

Even belly laughs,

Except in Moscow or Cincinnati,

Then it’s, “Send back the keys, Jim!”

One eye lost, gone

Like a friend deserting

The other uncertain.

He stood on the brink of darkness,

His sight dimmed, but not his gratitude

For memories of shining hours.

Memories that are our memories.

Gratitude that is our gratitude.

His loss that is our loss.

Jim Murray’s eyes were the eyes of all of us.

Bill Dowey

Coming into Malibu will be a pain for several months. This pain is doing damage to all persons that live, work, play or earn a living from having invested in this city. This slide problem seems to have grown worse than need be, causing more pain than is necessary. I don’t know if past repairs were done correctly, or if a less drastic reaction would reduce the traffic problem, but a few simple things that I think would help a lot are: retime the Las Flores traffic signal to speed up flow at the two-lane site to at least 25 mph versus 2-3 mph and keep some police available at peak times to ticket the speeders and idiots passing outside lanes before and after the problem area. The work being done at these problem areas seems different than in past slides. I hope that there is someone really qualified in charge that is doing the best solution and looks for any ways possible to alleviate the traffic jam up. This bottleneck hurts all Malibu people even those older originals that would prefer PCH to be a corn field.

Warren Arnold

I’m writing to you today about the Malibu Community Labor Exchange (MCLE), a nonprofit project that I hold close to my heart — a project worthy of your support and essential to our community. The MCLE is the only city-sanctioned hiring site in Malibu that serves both worker and hirer without charge. It is run by an all-volunteer board of directors and one salaried employee, Executive Director Oscar Mondragon, who served 20 years with Cesar Chavez to further social justice through nonviolence.

On Aug. 31, the center will celebrate its fifth birthday. On that first day, 20 workers registered and only two went to work. Today, over 60 workers sign in each day and approximately 30 go to work. In fact, five years later, the center has registered over 3,000 workers and has helped facilitate over 26,000 jobs. In addition, the center has enabled many individuals to escape the indignities of homelessness.

In 1993, when a devastating firestorm hit Malibu, a team of day workers went to the aid of local homeowners. Braving the heat, they cut brush and smothered burning debris. While Malibu was without cable, the rest of the world saw Malibu day workers on many different stations. A 70-year-old grandmother in Guatemala was shocked but thrilled to see her grandson on TV. being hugged and honored for his bravery. Later, Villa Costera homeowners awarded the fire heroes with gifts and donated funds to purchase a trailer office for the center. That trailer has served well, but today needs to be upgraded.

In 1995, the Labor Exchange contributed a 120-rosebush garden in front of City Hall. Citizens were invited to “adopt” a bush in the name of a loved one for a tax-deductible donation. When I selected a rose bush to honor my father, Francisco Estevez, I looked for the smallest and least robust to symbolize the struggle my father and others like him faced as immigrants. Under the care of volunteer MCLE workers, that bush now produces glorious and vibrant blossoms.

The Labor Exchange receives less than 15 percent of its budget from government funding — a Community Development Block Grant (federal money earmarked for community projects to help the poor). Because these funds have decreased from $35,000 in 1993 to $9,000 in 1998, the MCLE board must raise approximately $50,000 each year from donations and private grants in order to continue operations on a subsistence level.

Please join me in continuing to encourage this remarkable win-win project by sending a tax-deductible birthday tribute to the Malibu Community Labor Exchange – “MCLE” c/o P.O. Box 2273, Malibu, CA 90265.1f you have questions about the Labor Exchange or need a worker, please call Oscar any morning, Monday through Saturday at 317-4717. Thank you.

Faith, Hope, Love,

Martin Sheen

A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it, but because he can’t think of anything else to do. It would be unfashionable of me not to write your readers after attending a recent meeting of the Kiwanis Club of Malibu. I was present to accept a donation from the Malibu Kiwanis to the local sheriff’s reserve program for training equipment. The Lost Hills Sheriff’s department has 30 uniformed reserves and 21 mountain rescue reserves who contribute around 21,600 hours yearly to the Malibu/Lost Hills areas. Forty percent of these volunteer hours are spent in and around the city of Malibu.

I have read that roughly 50 percent of Americans, through no fault of their own, do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society. Their lives are futile hamster-wheel existences of unrewarding, dead-end busywork: Xeroxing documents written by others, filling out mail-in rebates for Black & Decker toaster ovens and processing bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these millions of non-abled Americans, they think that the American dream of working hard and moving up through the ranks is simply not a reality.

None of the Kiwanis members give credence to this way of life. The club members believe that righteousness in one’s life is service to the community and that service to the community is a sort of cosmic patriotism, which calls for them to volunteer. In this volunteer character, dear editor, the Kiwanis Club of Malibu is absorbed in preparing for their 17th Annual Chili Cook-Off, Carnival and Concert to be held on Sept. 4, 5 and 6 — Labor Day weekend. The proceeds of this Malibu community event are returned to local schools, volunteer groups and charities. Volunteers are always needed to supplement the resources of the Kiwanis membership at this time of year. If you would like to investigate my solicitation for volunteers to support the Kiwanis Chili Cook-Off please call Nidra Winger at 310-457-1558. Rotarians, Lions, Chamber of Commerce Members, Pepperdine University Students, Movie Stars and even unpretentious Malibuites are all welcomed. Nidra may even give you some of her famous home-stewed rattlesnake chili. Belch!

Tom Fakehany