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Polarizing

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Keep them out, some will shout,

While others want them in.

The polarizing of our town,

Continues thick and thin.

The ballot measures soon reveal,

How deep the split can be –

Along with the aggravation,

Of too many SUVs.

More growth, building, and more cars,

Produce some deep concerns.

While others want the income,

And money, tourists burn.

And growth produces taxes,

That the politicians love–

Creating a higher tax base,

Like a gift from up above!

And so, our Malibu will go,

Like all Big Cities do.

I’ll have to hold my breath, and wait,

And see what’s coming due.

H. Emmett Finch

Crack down on law-breakers

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Malibu residents are getting ruder. It’s either lack of manners or lack of years in California. It’s illegal to have dogs on the beach. It’s illegal to drive across the crosswalk at Cross Creek if someone is in it, even if they have walked past your car. It’s illegal to park in the fire lane to pick up your cleaning or buy flowers or mail a letter. It’s illegal to park in the red at the ATM. It’s illegal to run a stop sign or run a red light. It’s illegal to drive 70 miles per hour down PCH.

Malibu is a very lenient community. It’s about time some self-righteous parent gets a ticket. Who you are is a law-breaker – deal with it – you were wrong. Malibu has signs: ATM parking only, handicap parking, Pt. Dume Cleaners only, and all are ignored.

The sheriffs need to give more tickets. How about a ticket when your dog takes a dump in the Zuma Beach parking lot and you don’t pick it up? Poop for thought.

C. Ellis

What’s Happening Around Town

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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got themselves hitched and the world’s media rushed to their door to unsuccessfully try to get a glimpse of the bridal couple for their celebrity-hungry readers. We were no different. There we were, standing up on Decker Canyon, taking pictures of a big white tent and thinking to ourselves– “this is absurd.” We got to talking to some of the photographers who had come from England and France for good papers like Paris Match, and they told us about spending a better part of their professional lives trying to get a picture. Then I talked to some of the freelancers. It was amazing at what they’re paid for a good photo. I asked why there was no photo op. They smiled knowingly at my naivete and suggested that the bridal party had probably sold exclusive photos rights separately to print, magazines, TV, cable and to lord knows who else. Meanwhile, the Sheriff had declared a “No fly” zone around the house, and security had put up balloons that looked like barrage balloons to me. All this to keep anyone from getting a picture of the bride and groom, two of the most photographed people in the world. It really is absurd.

The apparent deadline date for final filings on all campaign disclosure documents relating to the last City Council race was July 31. It was also the first date for the filing of the campaign disclosure documents for the proposed ballot initiative on the Right to Vote on Commercial Development, which we have christened the Segel Initiative, over their vocifierous objection. As I understand it, they didn’t file anything, so we don’t yet know who is giving them their money nor whether some of their supporters are true believers or paid consultants. I understand the city attorney is of the opinion that our statute requires they provide that information. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they maintain they have a right to keep all of their contributors and expenditures secret. I know it disturbs the Segels when I call it the Segel Initiative, but when you go to a council meeting and see Joanne Segel standing in the back, sending in speakers to the rostrum, like some high school football coach sending in replacements to the line, it sure looks to me like she’s running the show. Come on, guys–Why so coy ? Fess up and admit it’s your initiative.

So far the only person who has pulled papers for the council race in November is Sharon Barovsky and we’re getting down to the wire. I keep hearing rumors that Carolyn Van Horn is running, and then rumors that’s she not running, but I guess we’ll all know soon enough whether it’s going to be a council race or a coronation. Walt Keller. I think, has officially retired from campaign politics, although there are some who insist that it’s really Walt and Carolyn who are behind the Initiative on Commercial Development. If they are, they’re sure keeping a very low profile and staying out of the trenches. Ted Vaill is still a possibility, but there’s some talk he’s being pressured not to run and may be having second thoughts.

Some people have asked me how this City Council is different than its predecesser, with Walt Keller and Carolyn Van Horn. There was a perfect illustration in the council’s action at the last meeting when approved the settlement among the city, the state and the coastal commission over the Pt. Dume Preserve. The deal was the result of a long negotiation between all three parties. At the meeting some of the neighbors came down to express their unhappiness with the deal; and they wanted the council to reject it. The old council, when faced with that kind of situation, would more often than not chicken out, even though they had participated in making the deal. Then they would try and go back and renegotiate the deal, so we began to get a reputation for being flaky. Just about every agency in the state and county was mad at us, because we were always changing our minds and shifting in the political winds, which meant that nothing ever got settled. This council is working hard to improve that situation, which means that sometimes they find themselves having to make hard decisions. A hard decision in politics is one that is going to get someone very angry. For example, if the council loses their nerve and decides not to send the proposed MBC Development Deal out for an EIR, there is no way that anyone would believe them in the future. They’ve spent too much time, energy and money to back off at the first confrontation. That doesn’t mean that ultimately the deal might not change, or be modified, but it does mean they have to move forward or be made to look ridiculous, and, as the man said, “We can’t be made to look ridiculous.

Vitamins, more is less or vice versa

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I had a friend who is now deceased

Took bags full of vitamins

Then increased

To popping incessantly morning to night

Who bragged of his vigor

His health and his might

And when I was sniffling he was so bold

As to boast that he never caught a cold

Then he gulped some more down

And started to choke

Before I could help him

The poor fellow croaked!

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

City budget on target

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A preliminary 4th quarter fiscal report for the City of Malibu indicated the various city departments’ activities appear to be on target for the most part. Though the city has undergone changes with staff and elected officials, overall, the matters to which they tend have not been affected drastically.

As of May 31, 2000, the city received $11,134,473, equaling 90.45 percent of its budgeted expectations. They also received an extra $1,766,552 from special revenue funds, which include gas tax funds, transportation development act, landslide maintenance district and more.

According to the report, expenditures for the 11 months period are also in line with appropriations. During the quarterly meeting, the City Council was briefed by each department and informed about the status of all the projects each department is involved with, item by item.

Law enforcement services, code enforcement services, animal control services and disaster preparedness cost $3,507.273. These figures showsa differential of about 20 percent less than the $4,353,206 budgeted for the entire year.

Vehicle impound revenues were about half of what the city had expected. Visitors and residents alike have been spared from the predicament of having their vehicles towed and all the while the city is still in good financial health.

The city earned $170,719 from parking citations and processes. Property tax income exceeded expectations by $134,382, since the actual earnings of $2,434,382 and $2,300,000 were budgeted. However, deregulation decreased the utility users tax income since it was implemented in 1999.

Seeing that the Parks and Recreation Department has spent less than the amount budgeted, Paul Adams, Parks and Recreations director, said in his report to the council that vacancies in the department staff have made promoting and implementing programs at the that they had originally planned impossible.

“We are currently starting a third recruitment cycle to fill our open recreation supervisor position,” said Adams.

When the department director, Catherine Walter, left in December, the position was left open for two months until Adams was appointed.

“The result has been a savings, primarily in salaries, of some of the expected operating costs,” he said. “The downside is that our enrollments have also been down, which has resulted in lower revenues and lower program expenses.

“There are many needs in this community that I hope my department can help to fill,” said Adams, adding that the department is confident they will have continued growth in both the number of participants and in the number of services provided.

However, it takes experienced staff to implement good quality programs and to help the public get involved.

“Our vacancies this past year have created a challenge for us, but we look forward to getting back on track once our vacancy is filled,” said Adams.

Public Works services also ran below budgeted numbers. So far, 55.66 percent of the $2,321,602 budgeted was spent on street maintenance, sidewalk and trail maintenance, traffic control, flood control and storm damage, median and parkway maintenance, parks and open space maintenance, and general engineering.

Chuck Bergson, Public Works director, said that as of July 31, the department ran on budget, because the figures indicated in the quarterly report did not show the purchase orders, that have been issued since then.

These purchase orders include sidewalk and street maintenance for Morning View Drive and Gernsey Avenue, the paving of Corral Canyon, flood works and repairs in other area, and more.

Ed Lippman, city treasurer, said this was only a preliminary report and a full quarterly account, expected to be ready by mid-August, will show the final numbers more accurately.

Handicap spaces represent ‘civility’

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Kimmy is 10. She’s handicapped. She’s my granddaughter.

I can’t get her in or out of a car without the extra width of a handicapped parking space. I applaud and appreciate the efforts of parking officers who attempt to keep the spaces inviolate, even by people who borrow them only for a “few seconds” or when they’re in a pinch.

Anyone who violates the spaces, under whatever circumstances, sends a message that it’s okay. Or that it’s cool to fudge and get away with it–the UCLA athletes. The spaces often appear to be under-used, but in truth, about 50 percent of the time, they’ re full, often with cars where no “handicapped” card hangs from the rear-view mirrors. The problem isn’t how long an invalid user is in the space, but the lack of respect for what the spaces are all about. In these harsh and graceless times, they represent enlightened civility

I guarantee, spend one week with a handicapped person and you’ll never misuse their parking spaces again.

Jean Craig

Put a stop to dumping

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(The following letter was sent to the Water Quality Control Board members.)

I read recently in the July 6 issue of the Malibu Surfside News that you are considering a request from Pepperdine University to discharge effluent into Marie Canyon during “emergency” conditions. I implore you to deny this request, and in fact find it amazing that it would even merit consideration.

As you well know, Malibu is already troubled with pollution, due in large part to actions taken elsewhere, i.e., the Tapia Sewage Treatment Plant discharging “treated effluent” into Malibu Creek, where it proceeds to contaminate Surfrider Beach. This Pepperdine request is to support expansion of their facilities, and the answer should be evident – if their facilities are insufficient to handle the expansion, the expansion must be postponed until the facilities are expanded to match.

To authorize Pepperdine to discharge effluent into Marie Canyon would be dereliction of duty for a Water Quality Control Board. Marie Canyon is not some remote, wilderness area. It is immediately adjacent to the Pepperdine campus, in the watershed of the Santa Monica Mountains that drains directly across Pacific Coast Highway and onto Malibu Beach along Old Malibu Road. Absolutely intolerable.

Beyond the fundamental issue, Pepperdine has long shown a disregard for the well being of Malibu. Although they desired to “be in” Malibu, they deliberately sought to be outside the city. Malibuans know that these “emergency” conditions would become routine, and we would be stuck with pollution, with the polluter given relief from the laws that the rest of the community is forced to live with, and for our own well being are attempting to enhance.

Please deny this request to allow Pepperdine University to dump their effluent in Marie Canyon, or anywhere else in Malibu, under any conditions.

Erwin E. Schulze, Jr.

Zuma Jay, Malibu’s (ex) Marlboro Man

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Wallace A. Wyss/Special to The Malibu Times

Most surfers look at a comrade riding a 5-foot wave and say “good wave.”

Jefferson Wagner looks and wonders what changes he needs to make to his latest surfboard design in order to allow a surfer to take a ride on that same wave better.

Wagner has gone by the moniker “Zuma Jay” since high school days when he would drive his VW bus over the hill from Agoura to the glistening curlers of the Malibu coast. Now he lives in a 4,300 sq. foot Scott Hailley-built house overlooking that same stretch of coast.

Born in Palm Springs in the 50s, back when air conditioning was a luxury, he appreciates the cool breezes of Malibu. He moved to Hidden Hills in 1960 with his parents and became an outstanding athlete in track, in the mile, the 2-mile and cross country, winning a varsity letter in each sport.

Wagner followed his high school career with a four year pre-law course at the University of the Pacific, in Stockton, far from the nearest beach. He returned to Southern California and settled in Malibu after graduation, intent on law school.

He never became a lawyer. Instead he decided to start a business, deciding that law school would have to wait.

It’s still waiting.

Wagner had discovered that he could make a product that was in high demand: surfboards. On a shoestring, he set up a surf shop and began making boards while saving money by living in the back of his shop.

“In 1967, I came into the sport when wooden boards were dying out and foam boards were becoming popular, so my business became shaping quality foam boards.”

Eventually having a board by Zuma Jay was “the in thing” among surfers, like driving a woodie wagon, or wearing flip-flops. In ’78 he moved from his first shop, which had been nothing more than a tin hut at “Free Zuma,” to the location in mid-Malibu on Pacific Coast Highway that he has occupied to this day. He continued to innovate in the sport. One of the big revolutions in surfboard design was the switch from one fin to three fins.

“I find the three fins make a better ‘pivot spot,’ says Zuma Jay, the theory being that the three fins dig in better and allow the surfer to turn sharper.

He was already a board maker when the whole trend of painting pictures on boards with an airbrush came along.

“That’s gone away now,” he laments.

He still saves some of his early boards, the ones with unique materials such as a concourse balsa wood model so beautifully finished that it is one of only two he keeps at his hilltop house.

Ironically, Zuma Jay sells surfboards not only to cognoscenti, but to a few people who don’t surf but want to display them as a souvenir of Malibu.

“It costs $135 to ship one to Paris by air,” he says.

He knows the prices for shipping to several other world capitals, as it happens often enough. Surf shops around the world carry his boards, especially in Japan, where there dwells a pocket of Zuma Jay enthusiasts.

Does Zuma Jay still surf himself?

“My girlfriend and I hit the surf or boogie board every day if we can,” says Wagner. “My daughter, Ava, 8, is also a surfer and is into kayaking as well.”

In all his years of surfing, Zuma Jay has only had one injury. No–not being hit by a board. No–he never crashed into the rocks. It was a run-in with a cute little sea otter that he remembers.

“The sea otters were using our surfboards as handy platforms to break open shells,” he says. “I kept shooing one away and he got nasty and bit me in the gluteus maximus.”

Zuma Jay credits his daily surfing with the fact that he still weighs the same as when he started college.

“Surfing is as good an exercise as any other,” he says.

He does have one other sport, though–pick-up basketball. You can often find him over at the “Firestone Fieldhouse” trying to sink a J-hook from half-court to show the college lads how the “old-timers” do it.

He hasn’t had time to travel to surf in recent years, but waxes eloquent about his earlier days, when he and his buddies would take the old VW bus down the Baja coast to their secret beaches. Now, 30 years later, he can reveal their names–places like “Nine Palms,” “Shipwrecks” and “Zippers.”

“Everybody’s discovered them now,” he says with a chuckle.

He also surfed around the Pacific, including Fiji and Hawaii–both “dream” locations for a one-time “Val” surfer (“Val” is a surfer from the valley).

Unlike other surfboard makers, he hasn’t been tempted to go into clothing with a full line.

“I stock shirts and shorts with my logo,” he says, “and that’s about it. I run a ‘purist’ shop for real surfers.”

In fact, he once had two stores, but sold the other to concentrate on the one in Malibu, where he makes his home. Ironically, a British surf shop was so taken with the cachet of his name that they have licensed the use of the name “Zuma Jay” for their shop.

Today, Zuma Jay has a dozen employees in his shop, some from Malibu High and others are Pepperdiners.

With his hilltop home, with its de rigeur pool and tennis courts, overlooking the Pacific, it appears Zuma Jay has made it, but he still reports in at the shop seven days a week, and has taken only one vacation in the last seven years.

“I don’t really make money with the shop,” he says, “it breaks even.”

Zuma Jay has made his money from posing as model for a controversial product banned in many indoor establishments.

“Marlboro,” he says, “I was a Marlboro man for five years. That job bought that house.”

Asked about the contrasting figure of an environmentally conscious surfer and smoking, he smiles, and suddenly you see that familiar smile once reflected from a thousand billboards.

“If I didn’t do it, somebody else would have,” he says.

He has always been a non-smoker.

To help with living cost, Zuma Jay has another sideline of work.

“I’ve got a second job,” he says, pulling out a resume with a few film credits, more than 200 at last count.

A good many of the credits are as a stunt man–falling, jumping through windows, karate (he is a black belt) or driving in a way judged too daring for the principals. If that weren’t enough, there’s a job within a job in Hollywood–Zuma Jay is known as a man who can make things go bang.

“I’m a licensed pyrotechnic expert,” he says, describing the difference between a “Hollywood” explosion and a real one. The “Hollywood” one, he explains, is flashier, with lots of yellow and red for the camera.

Zuma Jay is sort of a celebrity in Malibu, though many who visit his surf shop don’t know his real name. His girlfriend, Candace Brown, a video editor who edits videos for rock groups and film-makers, laments that, whenever they get a chance to go out for a quiet dinner, he is inevitably recognized by local surfers who approach and want to talk surf.

“But it’s not all bad,” says Zuma Jay. “I’ve also gotten acting jobs from people I bumped into here and there in Malibu.”

Ironically, he doesn’t always recognize celebs himself. Brown tells the story of the time a New Jersey native came into the shop, explained that he was an east coast surfer, and asked about what kind of board was good for him. Zuma Jay took half an hour to discuss the man’s surfing style and board requirements and when the time came to buy, and the customer’s credit card hit the counter, Zuma Jay found out that he was talking to a world famous rock musician Bruce Springsteen.

“And I’m the guy who won a Grammy for ‘the best special effects’ in a rock video,” he jokes.

Development agreement, what a concept

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Overheard: two men talking about the development agreement. One said he can’t wait until they build the mall and theaters here so his son will have something to do.

Me yelling inside my head: “Hey you idiot–we have two theaters already. You live at the beach, for gosh sakes–other kids would give their nintendos up for that, or have him volunteer with the seniors or the wildlife center, or make him take up a new hobby like stamp collecting or skateboarding, or–what a concept–play with him yourself. Take him to Agoura, a mere 20 minutes from here and dump him there instead of dumping him at a Malibu mall.

Susan Tellem

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