I had a friend who is now deceased
Took bags full of vitamins
Then increased
To popping incessantly morning to night
Who bragged of his vigor
His health and his might
And when I was sniffling he was so bold
As to boast that he never caught a cold
Then he gulped some more down
And started to choke
Before I could help him
The poor fellow croaked!
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli