There’s a beach in western Malibu
Where the Law must not apply;
And where those who live adjacent,
Are disgusted — they decry!
For here, their children cannot play,
Nor walk along the beach;
Because of nudie bodies,
And contortions, none dare speak.
It seems a beach named Matador
Is plagued by those who come;
To romp and play, in other ways,
Than simply soaking sun.
And yet the Law seems not applied,
To end this perverse scene —
It’s been going on a long, long time,
With nothing done between.
We’ve lost a beach, that’s out of reach,
For our family and friends —
Is it because the Law does not apply?
Or just a local trend?
H. Emmett Finch