Five things that will make Malibuites think you are daft.
1. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
2. Finish all your sentences with the words, “in accordance with prophecy.”
3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
4. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
5. The Malibu City Council rebuilding the Malibu Bluffs baseball fields during baseball season.
Doug O’Brien