Five things that will make Malibuites think you are daft.
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200 percent, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Sit in your yard pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Sing along at the opera.
5. The Malibu City Council awarding the Malibu Bluffs Park rehabilitation contract to a contractor who has never worked on this type of project before.