This letter is in response to your recent article regarding the Streisand Center for Conservancy Studies. The generous donation of this property by Barbra Streisand has greatly helped to further environmental education and awareness in the Santa Monica Mountains. This original intention remains the Center’s primary goal.

Less than six percent of the time the center is used for special events. The center is not used for commercial purposes. From its headquarters on the property, the Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy furthers its mission of land conservation and environmental preservation.

Lisa Soghor

Streisand Center Program Director

I wrote nine months ago that “A person’s a person, no matter how small!”

Theodor Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, would say, “Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained and delighted.” Brilliant, playful and always respectful of children, Dr. Seuss charmed his way into the consciousness of four generations of youngsters and parents. I am both one of those youngsters and parents. He helped me learn to read and thus to think and write. In 1957, Dr. Seuss’s “The Cat In The Hat” was published and went on to become one of the most popular books ever printed. This beloved book combined an engaging story with outrageous illustrations, playful sounds and embraced many a truth. How would Theodor Geisel have portrayed the present confession to the love-making scandal in the White House? What truth would the Cat In The Hat evangelize on the subject? With apologies to Theodor Geisel, I now offer you an updated version of the original prose, Ken Starr You Are, You Are, now entitled, “I’m A Sinner, I Am, I Am.”

President Clinton I have proven as you will see,

You did grope and fondle Miss Lewinsky?

You did grope her in the White House,

You did grope Miss Monica beneath her blouse?

Kenneth Starr I confess I did that here or there,

I will no longer dispute your charges anywhere!

Yes, I touch Monica close and far

I even touched her with a cigar.

Mister Clinton, you did smile, you did flirt?

You even peeked beneath Monica’s skirt?

Maybe you didn’t tell Miss Lewinsky to lie,

Yet she was still called upon to testify?

Lord forgive me Ken Starr-You-Are

But you have pushed me way too far.

I am now a reborn Christian man,

Of broken spirit, I hold God’s hand!

I have asked forgiveness from this land

I’m a sinner Mr. Starr, I am, I am.

Tom Fakehany

Two years ago, I met a very special girl who lived halfway around the world. Two years ago, I began to understand the true meaning of love. You see, you cannot experience love unless you are willing to surrender to it. I had always been afraid to trust or to believe in anything other than my family and myself, especially when it embraces love and those feelings you cannot control. To love is to take a leap of faith, faith in the one you love, faith in yourself and God and faith that together all things are possible. I am writing to you all because I need your help. I need your help to continue my own leap of faith.

She is almost perfect with a heart and soul as pure as snow and a beauty that reaches far beyond the horizon. She was on an exchange program, working as an au pair. I met her by chance and we became the best of friends. I was too afraid of rejection and of falling in love so I never let her know that I was in love with her the moment I looked into her eyes. Shortly after meeting her, I had to return home due to a family illness. While returning home I did not know if I would ever see her again. I was somewhat relieved that at least I did not open myself up to her, however, I knew she was one of a kind and that I would always wonder “what if.” Shortly thereafter, her family sent her on a trip to their favorite destination so she could see other parts of the U.S. – my home town. The family had no idea I was from there. That weekend she flew to Santa Fe, I let her know that she was the greatest gift God has ever given me besides my family. I told her that I loved her. We were together. Though I had to remain home and help my parents, one of us flew out to see the other almost every other weekend. After almost a year, she could no longer wait for me to return to Malibu. Her visa had expired. Thanks being to God, my parents had a remarkable recovery and I was able to return to Malibu and spend the last month with the greatest person I have ever met. She is currently back home in Norway, and though we speak almost every night, it is very frustrating to be so close and yet so far from the one thing in life that makes me want to wake up each morning and journey through another day. I currently have a full time job and work on the weekends. I am willing to do just about anything during week nights to make money so that I may fly to Norway and ask my best friend to marry me. At present, I have no idea what her answer will be, only that I need to let go of the fears that hold me back, both in love and in life. I can not afford to miss any more work, so I wish only to fly to Norway and return immediately.

Hopeful in Malibu

317-0775

What is it in the American mentality that is so susceptible to witch hunts, whether it be the Salem Witch Trials, the House on Un-American activities or the MacMartin School trial? It is as if an ill wind blows across the American mind, clouding its judgment as to the implications of its behavior. There seems to be a blood lust that is inescapably drawn out of the American populace which becomes like an opiate wherein all judgment is skewed. The dark side of reason takes center stage, wherein manipulation, thirst for power and self-righteous aggrandizement are temporarily viewed as representing the will or interest of the people.

After the fact, after the damage is done, after lives are ruined or lost, there is always a period of contrition, of questioning how did this happen. This too often repeated theme in American behavior is a sad commentary as to how shallow or cowardly the populace becomes during these cultural storms, leaving intact far too long the ambitions of individuals who represent the worst of human avarice and self-importance.

All witch hunts have justified their existence as a search for the truth, all have accused their victims of being evil or immoral. Now we have the Kenneth Starr investigation touted as the righteous search for the truth behind circumstances. As with all other witch hunts we must examine the motives of the players involved. What is the agenda of this inquisition? Is it a search to find truth, as claimed, or to achieve a desired aim? Is Ken Starr simply doing his job without bias and with equanimity? Are the forces behind this investigation pure in their objective? Or has the Starr inquiry stepped over the line into the realm of manipulation to justify subverting the electoral will of the American people and thus become a key player in the first attempt to use the judicial and political institutions of this country to instigate a political coup? To depose a president in any way possible, without consideration of the greater question of what are the underlying values that constitute a democracy? Is an invasion of privacy, a complicated and systematic hammering away at the integrity and personal life of an individual an acceptable means to an end for those entrusted to carry out the nation’s judicial work? Is a $50 million investigation obliged to find illegality to justify its own existence? Or has the money been spent to arrive at what we have now, a seeming justification for those with political agendas, or with personal antipathy toward President Clinton to wrap themselves with righteous indignation and a “profound responsibility to the truth and the nation.” To do what they have always desired, which is to cripple this presidency and thus empower themselves.

It is not lost on those who watch this spectacle that the Democratic Party is suffering from a cowardice, reminiscent of those who remained silent when Joe McCarthy was in full bloom, and that the Republicans are trying desperately to contain their excitement and sense of opportunity to sit in judgment of a man they have grown to fear and hate. The media almost appears comic in its sputteringly grave commentaries. The demand that they appear impartial while at the same time being so obviously told by their bosses to fan the flames of controversy so as to try and produce a 24-hour soap opera of the nation’s affairs must be exhausting. One begins to question, where are the Edward R. Murrows, the adult members of the media who have the ability to see beyond the present dust storm, who know something of history and are able to actually step out and call a witch hunt a witch hunt? Although certain behavior might be questionable or unfortunate, it is not of a gravity which should empower the dark side of American history to repeat itself. If it does, even those who feel righteous now, in time will come to wish that they had used this opportunity to be statesmen rather than politicians, journalists rather than sheep.

Leigh McCloskey

Well, as “The Gipper” used to say. . . there you go again! Our local Malibu thieves — otherwise known as politicians — are looking to stick their hands in our pockets. A new business license fee has been proposed. Great timing Sherlock! Our road is all but closed, our local merchants are struggling, the stock market is melting down, world economies are crumbling, even our illustrious leader and chief womanizer, “Slick Willie,” announced days ago the world is facing the worst economic crisis since World War II, and it’s all heading to our doorstep. And our elected Malibu officials are looking for ways to raise taxes? The fee is only $50 they argue — well, that’s a dinner out (at least a partial dinner) at one of Malibu’s local restaurants for me and my family. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather spend my hard-earned $50 on Taverna Tony or TraDiNoi or Giorgio than a new business tax! I’m sure local Malibu merchants will agree with me! But wait, we’ve got more logic coming from the dunces who support their tax. Get a load of this brilliant reasoning as quoted in last week’s Malibu Times: “Local businesses will benefit. City officials could more easily notify them of relevant changes in laws.” What changes? No law created by government has ever changed in my favor. I’m better off not hearing the changes. With thinking like that, Mr. Peacock is missing his calling. He should head to Washington and head up Mr. Clinton’s defense team!. I’m sure he also believes lying under oath, obstruction of justice and witness tampering isn’t a crime.

Mr. Peacock was quoted as saying, “Wyatt Earp has come to town.” Well I’ve got news for you, Wyatt. Jesse James just rode in! I’d suggest you get out of town fast! Your new pet project is dead on arrival! Please print my address under my letter. I’m ready to organize a posse to throw these bums out. If you agree with me, let’s meet and organize ASAP. I’m not paying the city of Malibu $50 or 50 cents. Hear me loud and clear, Mr. Peacock & Co: “Get your hands out of my pocket. Enough is enough!” It’s time for the homeowners, business owners and beleaguered taxpayers to take our government back from the pompous morons who want to steal our hard-earned money. Malibu taxpayers the buck stops here — let’s unite ASAP. I await your letters.

Wayne Allyn Root

23852 PCH, Suite #372

Malibu, 90265

“BE WARY OF OUT OF AREA COMPANIES. CHECK WITH THE LOCAL BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR FEES FOR SERVICES. READ AND UNDERSTAND ANY CONTRACTS BEFORE YOU SIGN. SHOP AROUND FOR RATES.”

@Header:Animals Lost & Found

@normal:***LOST CHOCOLATE LABRADOR*** 2 years old, male. Very friendly. Rocky brown. His mother misses him very much. ***REWARD!!!*** 310-456-7151

@normal:FOUND ON LA COSTA BEACH small terrier mix (we’re not sure). White, gray, black. Found on Friday August 28th. Call 818-222-2204

@normal:***REWARD*** LOST CAT. One year old gray calico. Sea Vista Dr./Latigo Cyn. area. 589-9169 or 369-4015

@normal:LOST BLACK CAT. Las Flores area. Small male named “Kleid.” Please call!!! 456-5388

@normal:FOUND SMALL FEMALE CHIHUAHUA, light brown in color. Found near Sunset Blvd. & PCH on Labor Day. Please call 949-654-2446

@normal:LOST YELLOW TABBY CAT** Yellow tabby cat. Lost 9/13/98. “Muffie” loves to hide in sheds, cars, etc. Please call 310-457-4503.

@Header:Animals

@Normal:AGOURA ANIMAL SHELTER needs towels and blankets. If you’ve lost a pet, please call the Shelter 818-991-0071.

@NORMAL:PLEASE SAVE LIVES and adopt. Many pure breed dogs and cats available to choose from as well as mixes. Pet Adoption Fund. 310-478-4455

@normal:BRITTANY SPANIEL, male hunting dog needs female Brit for breeding & romance. Call Jim 818-889-0618

@normal:PORTABLE CORRAL. Aluminum w/2 covered shed area plus 4 gates. Covers approx. 1200 sq. ft. Great corral for horses, sheep, goats & other animals. $2,500 obo. Call 589-5363.

@normal:DALMATIAN FOR ADOPTION. Needs loving home. Rescued from death row at pound. Healthy neuter male. Approx. 1 year old. Very sweet w/people & other dogs. Call 310-396-6600 ext 233. Ask for Amy.

@normal:FREE TO A SPECIAL HOME WITH YARD. AKC yellow Labrador, K.C. is a 17 month old neutered male, as sweet at they come. Loves to run, great w/other dogs, children a plus. Comes fully equipped w/traveling case, shots, etc. 456-1861

@Header:Announcements

@normal:**THE ARTIFAC TREE THRIFT SHOP**AT 3728-1/2 CROSS CREEK ROAD accepts donation of clothing, furniture, pictures, frames, jewelry, kitchen supplies, shoes, books, toys, linens, lamps, radios & TVs, gift items. DONATIONS TAX DEDUCTIBLE, PROCEEDS BENEFIT COMMUNITY. Call 456-1068 – Hours Monday-Friday – 10am-4pm.

@normal:***ALL PURPOSE LOANS*** Fast approval. Financial specialist. Call toll free. 1-888-674-0401.

@normal:TERM LIFE INSURANCE. Call for a hassle free automated quote from 1800 top companies. Your customized quote will be faxed or mailed. Save now! Toll free 888-506-7660. Cal*Scan

@Header: Answering Service

@normal:MALIBU NITE ‘N DAY Answering service, voice mail and beepers. 456-2033

@Header:Architects

@normal:MILAN ARCHITECTS Design, Working Drawings, Permits for New Construction. Remodels and Additions. 310-285-9701

@Header:Attorneys

@normal:HAROLD L. GREENE Certified Specialist in Workers Compensation. State Bar Instructor. 36 Years of Experience. 800-222-1133.

@Header:Autos

@normal:AUTOS/SEIZED CARS from $150. Jaguar, Corvette, Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Honda, 4×4’s, trucks and more. Local sales listings. Toll free 1-800-669-2292 ext A-4000. Cal*Scan

@normal:SEIZED CARS FROM $175. Porsches, Cadillacs, BMW’s, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. A-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:CARS $100-$500. 1980s-97. Good condition. Police impounds, government seized. Must sell. Call 800-772-7470 ext. 7108 Cal*Scan

@normal:96 FORD BRONCO XLT 5.8 V8, flomasters, tinted windows, keyless entry & alarm. Only 20,000 miles. White w/grey leather interior. $20,800. 310-458-2054

@normal:SEIZED CARS FROM $150. Gov’t repossessed Cadillacs, Toyotas, Chevys, Fords, Sport-Utilities, 4x4s & more. For listing call toll free. 800-432-5828 ext. A27. Cal*Scan

@Header:Autos American

@normal:1982 MERCURY CAPRI 5.0 liter, 302, 4-speed, T-Top, excellent condition. Must see!!! Accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover. $2,995 obo. 310-457-7933.

@normal:1996 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE, black, 33k miles, automatic transmission, A/C, power steering, AM/FM cassette, ABS brakes, cruise control, power windows, seats & locks with remote. Car is in perfect condition. Divorce forces sale. $14,800 OBO. Call Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@normal:’92 MUSTANG 5.0, 5-speed hatchback, air, deluxe stereo, Lo-Jack. 68,500 pampered miles. $8,800 obo. Vicky, 310-208-6343

@normal:’94 SATURN SL1 SEDAN. Metallic blue, 5 speed, AC, tape deck, front wheel drive, rack & pinion steering. Excellent maintenance record. Reliable, economical. $5,000. 456-5507 x 105.

@normal:’85 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE. Beige/cream with tan interior. Power windows, brakes, steering. New Michelin tires. Runs, but needs engine. Make me an offer. 818-889-3562

@normal:CHEVY CONVERTIBLE ’84. Great run-around car. Recently overhauled. Good tires. Good condition. Priced to sell at $2,250. Ring: 310-456-5060.

@normal:LUXURY 1994 CADILLAC CONCOURS. Northstar engine. Fully loaded. Blue w/blue leather interior. Maintenance records available. Low book. Excellent condition. $19,750. Private party. 310-589-5342

@normal:’91 FORD EXPLORER. White w/tan interior. 2WD. Excellent running condition. Original owner. 5-speed manual, V-6 engine, AM/FM cassette, A/C. Have all service records. $7,450. 310-457-1409

@Header:Autos German

@normal:1987 PORSCHE 911 CARRERA COUPE. White w/navy interior. Immaculate condition. 76k. Has many factory extras. $24,500. 310-457-3304

@normal:PORSCHE, 1986. 944 TURBO Rare car. Black w/black leather interior. CD player, 5 speed. Fully loaded. Lots of power. Well maintained with all records. 192,000 miles. $7,500. Call 310-457-2807

@Header:Balloons

@normal:BALLOON ART. Fabulous Balloons for your Special Event or for Someone Special. PARTIES, BALLOONS BOUQUETS, ARCHES. FREE DELIVERY IN MALIBU. 457-7221

@Header:Books

@normal:SPIRITUAL GIFTS & BOOKS ***SERRA RETREAT BOOK SHOPPE*** Open Monday through Saturday, 9:00 am-4:00 pm; Sunday, 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. Call 456-6631. 3401 Serra Road.

@Header:Building Supplies

@normal:MALIBU MASONRY SUPPLY 3730 Cross Creek Road. 456-9444.

@normal:MALIBU LUMBER & HARDWARE Lumber, Garden, Housewares 23419 PCH 456-9031

@Header:Business Opportunities

@normal:ADVERTISE STATEWIDE! for $400. Place a 25-word classified ad in 200 California newspapers, combined circulation over 3.3 million. For information call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Doreen.

@normal:AREA PAYPHONE ROUTE. 45 established. High traffic location. No gimmicks!! Earn $$165K/year. Minimum investment $12,500. 1-800-519-3201 *BMX

@normal:ULTIMATE VENDING $10 & $20 Vends. No soda, no snacks, no selling. Free sample. Inv. required. 1-800-737-9495 (24 hours). Cal*Scan

@normal:PAYPHONES. $150K/YR Lowest prices. Local sites available. Call 1-800-800-3470 (24/hrs). Cal*Scan

@normal:HOME BASED TRAVEL agency needed locally, investment required. PT/FT. Fun! Easy! Great $$$. Outstanding travel/tax benefits. Comprehensive training/ongoing support. Free tape. 800-299-9740 ext. CA89. Cal*Scan

@normal:$1,000+/WK/PT. Distribute proven, safe, natural anti-aging products used by celebrities. Look & feel much younger! Natural versions of Viagra, growth hormones & more. Not MLM. Min. inv. $1,000. Life Enhancement Resources. 800-955-8830 Cal*Scan

@normal:AMBITIOUS WOMAN SEEKING friendly, health conscious people to join my team. I earn more than $2,500/mo. working part-time from home. Call toll free 1-888-819-6020 Cal*Scan

@normal:DOUBLE YOUR MONEY Potential! 200% return from 30 day period. $5,000 invested could have returned as much as $15,000. Call 1-800-380-3211 Capital Management International. Cal*Scan

@Header:Cabinetry

@normal:FINE CUSTOM CABINETRY and FURNITURE. Design, Fabrication, Installation. Home Theater Specialist. Providing special woodwork since 1978. Lic: #471584. **CASEY DESIGN** 818-706-3147.

@Header:Carpet Cleaning

@normal:BIG TIME CARPET & Upholstery Cleaners. Eco-Safe, Odorless, Hypoallergenic, non-hazardous, non-toxic. 310-372-8121

@Header:Catering

@Normal:MONROE’S CATERING for all your catering needs. Malibu’s most experienced & affordable caterers. 310-457-6338

@normal:THE YELLOW ROSE. Meals prepared for busy professionals in your home. I’ll be in and out and dinner will await you in a warm oven. Menu includes Southern Cookin’, Vegetarian or Low Fat recipes. 457-6580

@Header:Chef/Cook

@normal:CUSTOM CUISINE LOWFAT gourmet meals delivered to your home – Weekly Meal Plans. Healthy, delicious menus averaging only 5 fat grams per entree. Delivered in convenient, portable microwave containers. Local references. 915-5342

@Header:Child Care

@normal:MALIBU MAMAS Nannies, housekeepers, couples etc. Serving Malibu since 1988. 10% discount to Guild Members. Owned by a WGA Member. 456-8113.

@normal:L.A. NANNIES & DOMESTICS. Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, etc. Malibu owned and operated. Baby Nurses and Personal Assistants. 21355 PCH #202. 317-8555.

@normal:THE STORK STOPS HERE a postpartum care service, Baby Nurses, Postpartum Doulas, Mommies, Personal shoppers and Gourmet cooking service. Early scheduling is encouraged to ensure availability. 310-226-2845.

@Header:Chiropractic

@normal:BRANDON D. TAKAHASHI, D.C. 23410 Civic Center Way, Suite E5. 310-456-1972. 11340 W. Olympic Blvd., Suite 335. 310-445-1050.

@Header:Cleaning Services

@normal:WESTERN PROFESSIONAL CLEANING Specializing in detail professional home & office cleaning with quality people you can trust at a price that’s hard to beat! Free Estimates. 310-841-5970

@Header:Collectibles

@normal:SPORT ROOKIE CARDS. Joe Nameth, Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, Pistol Pete. Make Offer. ANIMATION ART. Signed by Hanna & Barbera. $500. Call 317-0775.

@Header:Computer Services

@Normal:COMPUTER SERVICES. Learn to be proficient in Windows. *Word processing – MS Word & WordPerfect *Accounting – Quicken & QuickBooks *Spreadsheets – Excel & Lotus *Internet – Netscape & E-Mail. Expert, Friendly Instruction at Reasonable Rates. Individual lessons with your computer or ours. 310-456-9706 or 818-991-2871

@normal:NEED HELP BUYING, UPGRADING OR USING YOUR PC? We’re here for you. Call for New Client Special. Shaun/Dan. 310-298-3899

@Header:Construction Services

@normal:HMH CONSTRUCTION Remodels and Custom Painting. Quality work. 310-589-5711

@Header:Contractor

@normal:SID D. FERRIS ENTERPRISES General Contractor, Additions, Remodels, New Construction. 1-800-784-2017.

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery, personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@Header:Domestic Help

@normal:GOPHER GIRLS OF MALIBU. Our Service is like having two of you!. We take care of any & all errands you don’t have time to! Grocery, personal & warehouse shopping… Dry-cleaning, baking, postal deliveries… Housesitting, animal sitting & plant care… References available upon request. 310-589-5894

@normal:HOUSEKEEPER/SWEDISH MASSEUSE Has afternoons and evenings available. Has own transportation and excellent references. 310-239-7492 voicemail/pager.

@Header:Drapes

@normal:MALIBU INTERIORS Shutters, blinds. Repairs, sales. Free estimates. 310-457-7366.

@Header:Educational

@normal:TUTORING & PRIVATE LESSONS available by certified high school/college teacher. All levels of French, Spanish, Italian, English, ESL, & mathematics. Also available for private cooking lessons & personal catering. Call Rossana at 310-589-0650

@Header:Electrician

@normal:PRIORITY ELECTRIC Electrical & Lighting. Specializing in repairs, installations, anything electric or lighting. We are on time and experienced. Lic#705597. 456-7999.

@normal:HOLLAND ELECTRICAL Construction and Maintenance, Troubleshooting. Home Automation. Fiber Optic Lighting. Licensed and Bonded #650101. 310-455-0115.

@Header:Employment Wanted

@normal:WORK IN YOUR spare time! Good Money! Processing mail! Free supplies! Bonuses! Rush SASE: Greenhouse/4217, Highland, Waterford, MI 48328-2165 Cal*Scan

@normal:EXPERIENCED PERSONAL ASSISTANT is seeking a full or part-time position. Business Major w/computer skills, languages. Coordinate parties. Serious, reliable & trustworthy. Strong references available in Malibu. Please leave phone # on Pager 213-917-4092

@Header:Employment Services

@normal:ASSEMBLE ARTS, CRAFTS, TOYS, jewelry, wood items, typing, sewing, computer work from home in your spare time. Great pay. Free details call 1-800-632-8007, 24 hrs. Cal*Scan

@normal:HOME TYPIST/PC USERS. Steady work. Full-time/Part-time $45,000 per year earning potential. Call toll free 1-800-883-0819 ext. T-400. Cal*Scan

@Header:Finances

@normal:***ALL PURPOSE LOANS*** Fast approval. Financial Specialist. Call toll free. 1-888-674-0401.

@normal:AVOID BANKRUPTCY. Debt Consolidation. Stop collection calls. Cut monthly payments to 50%. Eliminate finance charges. Fast approval! 1-800-270-9894. Cal*Scan

@normal:“CASH.” Immediate $$ for structured settlements and deferred insurance claims & lotteries. J.G. Wentworth: toll free 1-888-231-5375. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE CASH GRANTS. College, Scholarships, Business, Medical Bills. Never repay. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext. G-5139. Cal*Scan

@normal:HOMEOWNERS! DEBT CONSOLIDATION! Borrow $25,000 – $100,000. Too many bills? *Home Improvements. *Apply by phone/24 hour approval. * No Equity Required. Platinum Capital: Real Estate Broker #01163658, CA – Dept. of Real Estate. 1-800-523-5363/Open 7 days. Cal*Scan

@normal:ARE YOU DROWNING in debt? Debt relief-free, immediate, confidential. Consolidate payments, lower interest. Call toll free 1-888-BILL-FREE or (888)245-5373. American Credit Counselors, nonprofit. Cal*Scan

@normal:$$ WE BUY$$. Seller financed notes *Insurance settlements *Land note portfolios. Colonial Financial. 1-800-969-1200 ext. 51. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET OUT OF debt free!! Credit Counseling Centers of America (member NFFCC). Free debt consolidation, lower payments, interest. Stop collector calls. Non-profit 1-877-936-2222. Toll Free Cal*Scan

@normal:AVOID BANKRUPTCY. Free debt consolidation. Application w/service. Cut payments to 65%. 24 hr. approval. Good/Bad/No credit OK. 1-800-873-8207. Cal*Scan

@normal:$CASH FOR MORTGAGES$ If you are receiving payments on a mortgage, we can convert them to immediate cash. Twenty years experience. Highest prices. 800-676-3500. Cal*Scan

@normal:LOWER YOUR MORTGAGE payments!! Purchase, refinance, debt consolidation. Bad credit OK. Call Commonwealth Financial Mortgage Services. We make home loans fun!! 1-800-441-2274. Cal*Scan

@normal:OVERDUE BILLS? Consolidate debts! No application fees! 1-800-863-9006 ext. 949 Cal*Scan

@normal:OVER YOUR HEAD in debt! Need more breathing room?? Avoid bankruptcy! *Debt Consolidation. *No Qualifying. *Licensed Not-for-profit, National company. www.anewhorizon.org 800-556-1548 Cal*Scan

@normal:IN A BIND 4 bucks? Instant cash 4 your car! Lease, not loan – 1-888-678-6866. Cal*Scan

@normal:REFINANCE FAST!! Over-the-phone! Need second chance? Credit problems – Bankruptcy – Foreclosures — OK. Low interest. Platinum Capital 800-699-LEND – Nationwide Lender. www.platinumcapital.com Real Estate Broker, CA #01163658/DRE verification #916-227-0931 Cal*Scan

@Header:Firewood

@normal:FIREWOOD Hardwood- Eucalyptus and Macadamia. Delivered and stacked. Half cord: $175.00, Whole cord $300.00. 457-2613.

@Header:Flea Market

@normal:HAVE YOU ADVERTISED IN OUR “FLEA MARKET” YET?? IF NOT, JUST GIVE US A CALL & WE WILL BE GLAD TO RUN YOUR AD; OR WE WILL RENEW IT. 456-5507 Ext. 108 or Fax 456-8986

@normal:TREADMILL Pro-Form Equalizer. $100. 457-4415

@normal:ELECTRIC Mini Magic Muffin Maker. Betty Crocker. $8. 829-1568

@normal:MASSAGER for back w/heat & adjustments. Pollenex. $25. 838-4192

@normal:TV GAME by Mattel w/12 game modules. $25. 829-1568

@normal:LIGHT FIXTURE COVERS, 6 assorted glass globes. $11. 829-1568

@normal:VAPORIZER, “Devilbiss” works fine. $5. 829-1568

@normal:GE ELECTRIC DRYER like new. $100. 310-457-2613 or 310-457-9948 from 10-6 Monday thru Friday.

@normal:FUTON. Queen-size. Year new. Paid $295. Sell $95. 457-6169

@normal:TABLES. Coffee & end. Almond lacquered w/mirror top. Like new. $50 each. 457-7545

@normal:IRONING BOARD & CLOTHES DRYING RACK. $10 for both. 829-1568

@normal:CRUTCHES, aluminum. Adjustable. $10. 829-1568

@normal:CHILD’S BOOSTER CHAIR. Like new $15. 456-3289

@normal:CHILD’S RIDING PANTS & HARD HAT. Age around 9. $15. 456-3289

@normal:PIPE CORRAL. Great quality – Various sizes. Under $80. 457-7599

@normal:FIREWOOD. Pine tree logs. $25 takes ALL!! 818-222-8846

@normal:BIKE. New men’s 20″ Nishiki Blazer Model. 456-3745

@normal:BIKE, boy’s. Toma-Hawk, 10 speed. Like new, color black purple. 457-3308

@normal:HIGH PRESSURE CLEANING SYSTEM. Never used. Cleans driveways, house siding, eves. $150. 457-9059

@normal:WET SUIT. O’Neil. Size 12. Great condition. Just too small!! $45. 457-5115

@normal:PHONE. Cell phone. Motorola Micro Tac Elite. In box. $99. 457-3111 ext. 55

@normal:ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Excellent condition. Light wood. 4’x4′ approx. $95. 457-7545.

@normal:SOFA. Wicker, queen-size sofa bed. Good condition. $95. 457-6169

@normal:BIKE. ladies’, 3 speed. New tires. Excellent condition. $60 obo. 457-1747

@Header:Flooring

@normal:CARPETS, HARDWOOD new/refinish. Free Estimates. Call Carl Leon, Paseo Flooring. 310-416-9947.

@normal:VIKING FLOORS Specializing in Installation & Finishing of all types of flooring. 457-7823.

@Header:For Sale

@Normal:TAYLOR ICE CREAM YOGURT machine, twin floor model, for sale or lease 310-457-1625.

@normal:WEDDING DRESS never worn. Traditional style, white with lace and beads, long train. Never altered, size 10-12. Paid $1200, will sell for $400. 818-706-1123

@normal:PORTABLE CORRAL. Aluminum w/2 covered shed area plus 4 gates. Covers approx 1200 sq. ft. Great corral for horses, sheep, goats & other animals. $2,500 obo. Call 589-5363.

@normal:FOR SALE!. Magnificent free-form redwood pedestal table, 52″x82″, $1800 obo. Turn-of-century partners’ desk, 48″x72″, very unique. $2,100. Call Chris @ 456-6181

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

• A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. $2,000.
• Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $6,000. No reasonable offer refused. 310-457-0610

@normal:SPORT ROOKIE CARDS. Joe Nameth, Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, Pistol Pete. Make Offer. ANIMATION ART. Signed by Hanna & Barbera. $500. Call 317-0775.

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS Sale: 40x60x14, $8,734, 50x75x14; $11,354; 50x100x16, $15,257; 60x100x16, $17,445. Mini-storage buildings, 34×180, 36 units. $18,175. www.sentinelbuildings.com Sentinel Buildings, 800-327-0790 extension 79. Cal*Scan

@NORMAL:WOLFF TANNING BEDS. TAN AT HOME Buy direct and SAVE. Commercial/Home units from $199.00. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Call today. 1-800-842-1310 Cal*Scan

@normal:ATTENTION LOTTERY PLAYERS, after years of research, computer science professor can now guarantee winning number combinations for pick 5, pick 6 lotto. S.A.S.E. Box 1080, Brynmawr, PA 19010 Cal*Scan

@Header:Garage Sales

@normal:WHEN YOU ADVERTISE WITH THE MALIBU TIMES you will receive FREE Garage Sale signs & arrows. Call us at 456-5507 Ext.108 to place your Garage Sale Classified Ad.

@normal:GARAGE SALE!! Sunday, 27 September, 9:00am till 3:00pm. 26349 FAIRSIDE ROAD. Take Corral Canyon to Lookout Road, then right to Fairside. Lots of cool stuff!!

@normal:CLEANING OUT!! Tools, men’s wardrobe, appliances, pictures, lots of linens, clothes. Sat. Only. 9/26. 9am-3pm. 18333 WAKECREST DR. Sunset-Mesa, Coastline & Castlerock.

@normal:RUMMAGE SALE! Saturday, September 24, 9am-1pm. ST. AIDAN’S SCHOOL ANNUAL RUMMAGE SALE. Donations still being accepted! 28211 PCH, ACROSS FROM PARADISE COVE. For information or pick-up, please call 457-4636

@normal:***POPULAR WOMEN’S CLOTHING MANUFACTURE BLOWOUT SALE!!!*** Select from a large assortment of long & short sleeve T-shirts, fleece & French terry separates, cotton lycra T-shirts, rayon dresses, skirts & tops. All priced below wholesale. Everything brand new. Don’t miss on this major savings event. Complete your fall wardrobe at 1/4 the cost. Saturday Only. Sept. 26, 8am-4pm.29351 BLUEWATER ROAD. Pt Dume. Watch for signs.

@Header:Gardening

@normal:NOW YOU CAN HAVE your own fresh culinary herb & edible flower garden year round. Beautifully landscaped & installed. World famous grower guarantees quality. Free information. Free Bay trees. 805-464-2425. Call Now.

@Header:Glass

@normal:MALIBU GLASS & Mirror & Screens 3547 Winter Canyon Road. 456-1844.

@normal:PRECISION Sliding Glass Door Repair. Full mobile service, repairs and installation. New mirror closet doors, swinging or sliding screen doors. Replace sliding glass door tracks. 800-700-8508.

@normal:BEVELED GLASS WORKS. Beveled, Leaded & Carved Glass doors, Windows & Entryways. Catalogue Available. 457-5252 home.sprynet.com/sprynet/bgw01

@Header:Handyman

@normal:NEATNIK CONSTRUCTION. Meticulous carpentry, tilework, painting & remodeling. Long-term Malibu resident. Responsible & dependable. Reasonable rates. Excellent Malibu references. Kent, 457-5214

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 317-2221

@normal:***HANDYMAN/LANDSCAPER*** Full or part-time. Car with insurance. References. 818-461-5801

@normal:**CRAWFORD’S PAINTING & MAINTENANCE** Painting, fence installation, tile work & general maintenance. No job too small. Reasonable rates. Quality Trade Work. Dave Crawford. 310-455-7240

@Header:Hauling

@normal:***HAULING CLEAN-UP*** YARDS – GARAGES – JUNK. Free Estimates. 310-399-4337 Richard.

@Header:Health & Fitness

@normal:**YOGA IN MALIBU** Take time for yourself….relaxing, rejuvenating, challenging. Rediscover your body & soul. Privates available in peaceful setting!! Call Kirschen (Certified Yoga Instructor) at 310-589-3916

@normal:$8.95QT. COLLOIDAL MINERALS, plant-derived! Best quality, taste, value in America! Why pay 800% markup??? FREE nutritional catalog 1-888-206-3619. Order today, receive 1/quart minerals FREE! Cal*Scan

@normal:DIETS DON’T WORK! Hypnosis tapes do! Lose weight easily, permanently! Guaranteed! Free report! Send SASE: WCN1, Box 1502, Mt. Shasta, CA 96067. Visit www.SparrowGroup.com Cal*Scan

@Header:Heating & Air

@normal:MALIBU REFRIGERATION Quality heating repairs. 457-9986.

@Header:Help Wanted

@normal:JOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is offering an intern position to those who want valuable newspaper experience. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Small stipend included. Call Arnold York, Editor at 456-5507, ext 101, or for immediate consideration fax resume, clips to 456-8986

@normal:EXPERIENCED INTERIOR PLANT TECHNICIAN. Must have valid CA driver’s license & insurance. Must speak fluent English. 457-1625

@normal:EXPERIENCED EXTERIOR LANDSCAPE SUPERVISOR. Must have good references, truck, insurance, valid California driver’s license and speak fluent English. 457-1625 x4.

@normal:WEEKEND RECEPTIONIST/OFFICE HELP WANTED for high energy, friendly office. Telephone & computer skills necessary. Call Sally at 310-456-3638.

@normal:OFFICE HELP NEEDED. Monday thru Thursday, 9am-2pm. Small office in Pt. Dume area. Computer, telephone, people skills a must. Fax resume: 310-589-1526

@normal:HOST/HOSTESS WANTED FOR ALLEGRIA RESTAURANT, 22821 PCH. Will train. Part-time. Call 456-3132

@normal:**LONDON TEMPORARY SERVICES** Lots of great jobs: Receptionist, Administrative Assistants, Clerks, Secretaries. One year experience required. Fax resume: 310-826-7939. Work on the Westside.

@normal:PHOTOJOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is looking for a photojournalist intern to learn all aspects of newspaper photojournalism & darkroom work & earn professional clips. Interns may shoot civic meetings, community activities, sports events, etc., write photo captions, assist in all phases of production. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Includes small stipend. Internship last 4-6 months, 15 hours per week minimum, Tuesday production hours, other hours flexible. Call Arnold York, editor-in-chief, at 310-456-5507 ext. 101, or fax resume/samples to 310-456-8986

@normal:RECEPTIONIST. London Needs You! Immediate opening. Westside. Experience necessary. Temp & temp – hire. Benefits, top pay. 310-826-3828. Fax: 310-826-7939. London Temporary Services

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES is looking for a part-time Advertising Salesperson to sell special sections. Sales experience preferred. Call Arnold at 310-456-5507 ext 101 or fax your resume to: 310-456-8986

@normal:BUSY MALIBU ANSWERING SERVICE needs an all night operator. Light typing & pleasant speaking voice a must. Call 310-317-2195 for more information.

@normal:PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST needed for small Malibu office. PC exp. Nec. Must be organized. 310-589-5356

@normal:BABYSITTER NEEDED. Seeking fun & responsible female for after school child care for 2 easy-going girls ages 12 & 9. Monday thru Thursday. Can offer more hours if needed. References required. Call 310-589-3923 or 310-443-5355.

@normal:TELEPHONE PHONE PROSPECTOR. Earn $10/$12 hour guaranteed plus $10-$12 per appointment plus bonus. Set appointments for insurance agent(s). Excellent training. Typing/computer skills helpful. 457-0064.

@normal:STOCKBROKERS.General Securities Broker Dealer looking for Series 7 registered representatives. High pay out. Excellent growth opportunity. Some experience required. 805-499-7940.

@normal:TELEMARKETING. Computer supplies. $500-$1000 weekly. $750 guarantee + commission + benefits. Part-time hours 7am-1pm, Monday-Friday. Call Kevin at 310-390-6811.

@normal:RESEARCH CLERICAL. Salary+bonus. Responsibilities include: answer phone & research on computer data bases. Degree helpful. Hours flexible. Please fax resume to Mann & Company: 310-589-6117.

@normal:PART-TIME SALES $18 TO $25 HOUR, SOFTWARE, ELECTRONICS. Computer experience preferred, not mandatory. Commissions only. A winning personality with a “tude” a plus. Training provided. Students welcome. 310-317-0887

@normal:***HOSTS/HOSTESSES, SERVERS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY*** at Malibu Country Inn, 6506 Westward beach. Great location & friendly atmosphere. Call 457-9622

@normal:LEGAL SECRETARY WANTED for prominent music attorney working 4 days/week in Malibu, 1 day/week in Century City. Must have experience in music industry or entertainment law & WordPerfect. Fax resume to: 310-282-8903

@normal:INTERNATIONAL JEWELRY MANUFACTURER BUSINESS in Malibu seeks MIS manager w/basic cost accounting. Responsible for system administration, computer maintenance, product costing & related tasks. Strong PC/VAX system experience preferred. Salary negotiable. Fax resume w/salary history to 310-277-3741, Attn: Gregg.

@normal:DRIVERS WANTED. Domino’s Pizza of Malibu. Earn up to $12/hour. 20 positions available. Full-time or Part-time. Ask for the Manager 317-4840

@normal:PART-TIME BABYSITTER/LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING NEEDED. Great kids, 5 month old boy, 3 year old pre-school girl. For 2-3 days/week. Can assist in finding work for additional days if needed. Excellent reference required. Should drive, speak English. Norma 310-317-4567

@normal:COOKS & DISHWASHERS. Geoffrey’s/Malibu seeks individuals with experience. Must speak English. 310-457-7033. Chef Shawn.

@normal:RETAIL ASSISTANT STORE MANAGER. Bookstore is seeking an Assistant Store Manager to be responsible for customer service, opening/closing the store, cash handling & other store tasks. Supervisory experience in a retail environment, computer skills, attention to detail & organizational skills a plus. Apply in person at: Pepperdine University, TTC Bookstore, Malibu.

@normal:SHIPPING RECEIVING CLERK. Pepperdine University Bookstore is seeking a detail oriented, well organized individual w/customer service skills, good mathematical aptitude & ability to lift up to 70 lbs. Apply in person at: Pepperdine University Bookstore, Malibu, TCC

@normal:GOVERNMENT JOBS. Now hiring in your area. $16,000-$68,000. Call 1-800-883-0819 ext J-400 for current Federal County, City & State lists. Cal*Scan

@normal:$1000 POSSIBLE TYPING. Part-time. At home. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 ext T-5139 for listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:FREE TRAINING & 1st year income $30K – Stevens Transport – OTR truck drivers wanted! Non-experienced or experienced – Toll free 888-279-4058 EOE. Cal*Scan

@normal:$1000 WEEKLY stuffing envelopes at home. Free details. Rush (long self-addressed, stamped envelope) to ACE, Dept. 503. P. O. box 5769, Diamond Bar, CA 91765 Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER OTR BONUS benefits, miles, equipment, pay,Covenant Transport has it all! 1-800-441-4394. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET PAID $15 – $30 per hour processing insurance claims for local doctors office. Complete training provided. Computer and modem experience required. Call 800-942-8141 ext. 12. Cal*Scan

@normal:AVON PRODUCTS-Start your own business. Work flexible hours. Enjoy unlimited earnings. Call toll free (888)561-2966. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER-FLATBED. Glass haulers. 34 cents/mile. Run Western or 1-5 corridor. Great benefits. Consistent miles. 3 years OTR + 1 year flatbed. Combined Transport. 1-637-4407 Cal*Scan

@normal:INTERNATIONAL COMPANY EXPANDING seeks PT/FT people. $499-$7,999. No experience necessary/complete training. Call for free booklet. 800-908-7424. www.hbn.com access code 5838. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER – AMERITRUCK West Coast regional opportunities for company drivers & owner operators. Immediate opening! Do you want: A great pay & benefits package? To enjoy regular hometime without sacrificing your paycheck? To be a part of the #1 refrigerated carrier in the U.S? Call today! Americtruck 800-666-1999 Cal*Scan

@Header:Horses

@normal:LOVING PROFESSIONAL HORSE CARE. 20 years experience. Will feed, groom, exercise & clean stalls. 456-7255

@Header:HOT WEBSITES

@normal:ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET? Your competition is. Advertise your services to over 4 million instantly for less than the Yellow Pages. Call 310-317-0087

@Header:Housekeeping

@normal:EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER available Monday thru Thursday. Some English. Excellent Malibu references. Call Lucia at 213-731-9975

@normal:EXPERIENCED. Daily housecleaning, honest, reliable lady, speaks English, own transportation. Excellent references. Ask for Ena & Adriana. Call 213-735-9158 or 213-663-6831

@normal:HOUSEKEEPER AVAILABLE. Monday-Saturday. Experienced, reliable, honest. Speaks English. Own transportation. Excellent references. Call Sandra 213-734-6214

@Header:Housesitting

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-375-2781

@Header:Instructional

@normal:*DANCE* SWING, BALLROOM, LATIN Malibu, Calabasas, Culver City. Groups, Privates, Parties. Ms. M.C. Callaghan, Instructor. 818-880-2159

@normal:TUTORING & PRIVATE LESSONS available by certified high school/college teacher. All levels of French, Spanish, Italian, English, ESL, & mathematics. Also available for private cooking lessons & personal catering. Call Rossana at 310-589-0650

@Header:Jewelry

@normal:MALIBU GOLD I buy, sell and loan gold, diamonds, watches and antique jewelry. Instant Cash! 317-GOLD(4653).

@Header:Landscaping

@Normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Interior & Exterior plant care design and maintenance. Call 310-457-1625.

@normal:GARDENING & LANDSCAPING. Sprinklers installed, repaired. New lawns, groundcovers, shrubs, trees, planted & pruned. Drainage systems, RR tie walls, pathways, low voltage lighting. Please call Malibu Sprinkler & Landscaping. 457-7228. #512484

@normal:***LANDSCAPE SERVICES*** Colorful Flower Gardens Installed. Also Vegetable/Herb Gardens. Native Gardens (Fire resistant & drought tolerant). Rock Gardens/Waterfalls. Call Sarah at 310-455-3547

@normal:Malibu Tropicals and Succulent Nursery specializing in succulents, bromeliads, epidendrum orchids, exotics for landscape use. 1 gal. to 24″ box specimens. Wholesale to the trade. 26799 P.C.H., Malibu. Hours 7:00-3:30 M-F. Call for appointment 310-457-7478.

@Header:Lost & Found

@normal:FREE LOST & FOUND ADS. Have you lost a pet or found an article? Please call our Classified Dept. at 456-5507 Ext 108 and we will be glad to take your classified ad at NO CHARGE.

@normal:**FOUND** in the 22000 block of PCH a key w/a fish. Describe the key & fish. Call 456-5116

@normal:FOUND in the parking lot of the Michael Landon Community Center on 9/15 . Bracelet. Call to identify. 310-454-2937.

@normal:**FOUND RING**First private beach north of Zuma Beach. Found Labor Day weekend. Call to identify. 805-724-2136.

@Header:Medical Services

@normal:ROLF METHOD OF MALIBU INC. Experience Dr. Rolf’s original system of structural integration. For a fluid, light & balanced body, free of pain, chronic stress & stiffness. Changes you feel that last! John Baier, GSI, ABMP#466912. Zuma Terrace Building #2A. 457-7272.

@Header:Mobile Homes

@normal:2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

• A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. $2,000.
• Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $5,000. No reasonable offer refused. 310-457-0610

@Header:Musical Instruction

@normal:PIANO LESSONS-VOCAL TRAINING by professional Malibu resident teacher. Children/adults. Private or small group. Please call 310-280-3406 Msg.

@normal:MORE THAN MUSIC-PLAY THE PIANO. Classical

• Popular
• Chords
• All ages
• All levels
• Challenging & fun. 25 years experience. Lila Lorr, 310-477-7993

@normal:DEAR PIANO LOVER. Get away from the printed page! Do your own thing! Study with million-selling New Age/Jazz recording artist. Call for credentials & info on my unique approach. Leave message for Jim, 310-281-6186

@normal:LOCAL STUDENT OFFERING GUITAR LESSONS. Great with kids. All styles. Reasonable rates. Call 457-2787

@Header:Office Space

@normal:OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE. West Malibu, very sunny, large pleasant corner office in professional complex, first floor, garden setting, kitchenette, other features, 27×17. Approximately $900/month. Call Susan 8AM-4PM. 589-5790

@Header:Painting

@normal:E.B. PAINTING COMPANY 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Excellent prep & clean-up. Interior, exterior, stucco repair, plastering licensed, bonded, Insured, Excellent client list. 818-762-0140.

@normal:JAMES THE PAINTER Looking for an excellent job and lowest prices? Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. We repair stucco and water damage. Acoustic ceiling repair and removal, Wallpaper removal. 213-732-3034.

@normal:MISTER ROBERTS PAINTING Serving Malibu Since 1965. Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. Industrial products for rust Inhibitors. 310-456-0409. 1st place custom home painting award.

@normal:**THE FAUX ‘HO** Certified interior designer specializes in decorative paint finishes for every surface of your home or office. Standard painting services also available. Call Patricia at 323-874-0937 or 323-854-0848

@Header:Party Services

@normal:

• ***BEAR TO BEAR BALLOONS***
• Balloons & Bouquets for all Occasions. Now carrying BEANIE BABIES 21217 Pacific Coast Highway & Rambla Pacifico. Malibu. Call 456-9746.

@Header:Personals

@normal:HAS SHYNESS BEEN HOLDING YOU BACK from satisfying relationships? Learn how to change this now. Call for free audio tape. “THE TECHNOLOGY FOR TRANSFORMING SHYNESS”. 310-395-2883

@NORMAL:SINGLES: MEET single people throughout rural America. Confidential, reputable, established plan. Free details. Country Connections Newsletter, P.O. Box 406, Superior, Nebraska 68978. Cal*Scan

@normal:THE WORLD IN your mailbox. Worldwide Penfriends all age groups write: International Pen Friends, P. O. Box 340, Dublin 12, Ireland. Tel/Fax: 011-353-1456-9532. E-mail: info@ipf.ie Cal*Scan

@normal:GREAT NEWS! DIABETICS Medicare pays for testing supplies. You’ve seen us on TV. Liberty Medical Supply. No up front costs. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Free Shipping. 1-800-876-6400 Cal*Scan

@Header:Picture Framing

@normal:MALIBU GALLERY Serving Malibu’s picture framing and art collector needs since 1981. Colony Plaza (near Hughes). 310-456-5393.

@Header:Plumbing

@normal:McDERMOTT PLUMBING & PUMPING Residential, commercial. Call on us to handle what ever comes up. 24-hour emergency service. Plumbing 456-2286, Pumping 456-1173

@Header:Pools

@normal:PINEAPPLE POOLS Replasters, repairs, service. Firepumps, Non-chlorine Systems. 456-3766

@Header:Private Investigator

@normal:PRIVATE EYE FOR HIRE! Discrete and confidential. Call Paris Stone P.I. Specializing in cheating and divorce. 818-340-ISPY (4779). 24 Hours. e-mail: coolspy@earthlink.net. Web: www.parisindustries.com/pi.html

@Header:Real Estate

@normal:EXCEPTIONAL FIND ON MALIBU ROAD! 3 bedroom, 2 bath completely remodeled top to bottom. Vaulted ceiling, skylights, all rooms w/sliding doors w/plantation shutters opening to deck w/ 180 ¡ spectacular ocean view. Marble fireplace, gourmet kitchen. Spacious & open floor plan. Only $795,000 INCLUDES ADJACENT LOT. ***Regal Properties, Inc.****** Ask for Benik. 310-275-8888

@normal:MALIBU NEWLY REMODELED TOWNHOME, Spacious 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath +bonus room. Fireplace. All new kitchen. 2 walk-in closets. Patio from 2 master bedrooms, balcony w/ocean view. $279,000. 818-780-6564

@normal:MINUTES TO MALIBU! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Tennis court, pool, waterfall, horse facilities, nearly 3/4 acre. Two massive fireplaces, artist studio, paver tiles, high beam & vaulted ceilings. $625,000. Broker 818-731-0739.

@normal:RAREST FIND IN SANTA MONICA CANYON. Secluded behind a gate this home embraces its natural setting w/mature landscaping. Offers unique lifestyle alternative. Totally remodeled in 1984. Six blocks to beach. This home has 4 bedroom, 4.5 bathrooms & wraps around central courtyard & pool area. A one of a kind home, which lends itself to either private or shared use. Asking $1,350,000. Co-listed by Adelle Carlson, CB/JD 310-454-1111×480 & Ellen McCormick, Jon Aaroe 310-230-3700×707

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES for pennies on $1. Delinquent Tax, Repo’s, REO’s. Your area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. H-5139 for current listings. Cal*Scan

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES. Pennies on the $1. Repro’s, VA, HUD, Sheriff sales. No money down government loans available now. Local listings. Toll Free 1-800-669-2292 ext. H-4000. Cal*Scan

@normal: NORTHWEST ARIZONA two ranches 40 acres – $15,900 and 80 acres – $29,900 or both. Convenient to I-40. Good water area. Gorgeous views. Call AZLR 1-888-244-5263. Cal*Scan

@Header:Real Estate Commercial

@normal:PRIME COMMERCIAL SPACE AVAILABLE. Great location in Malibu Civic Center. Convenient w/nice views. Foot traffic. Please call Maggie at 310-456-2051

@Header:Rentals

@normal:PANORAMIC WHITEWATER & OCEAN VIEWS from every room overlooking Broad Beach. Beautiful 3 bedroom, 3 bath home on 1.2 acres. Brand new remodel. Private beach rights. A magical location. $4,000/month. 310-457-5640

@normal:MALIBU ROAD 2+2. New renovated, furnished classic beach pad w/views from Palos Verdes to Pt. Dume. 50′ balcony on sandy beach. Walls of glass, beamed ceilings. Laundry facilities. $3,975/month or short-term $6,500/month. Principals only. 310-659-2500

@normal:HAWAII IN MALIBU, PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEW ESTATE, walk to beach. 3 gated acres w/full-time security, 4 bedroom, 3 baths, tennis court, pool. $6,996/month Cariker & Associates 310-457-5500

@normal:POINT DUME GUEST HOUSE. One bedroom w/large bath, full kitchen with washer/dryer hook up. Spacious living/dining. New carpet. Deck, patio, private garden & entry. No pets. Available now. Month to month OK. $1,475/month w/utilities included. 457-5250

@normal:MALIBU PARK. Spacious & charming barn on Morning View. Separate bath & office. Perfect for artist studio or office. Use your imagination. 1500 sq. ft. $895/month. 310-264-8200

@normal:MALIBU BEACH ONE BEDROOM, 2 BATH CONDO FOR LEASE. Corner unit. Incredible whitewater views. Gourmet kitchen. Gated community, private beach, pool/jacuzzi, paddle tennis court. Huge balconies. $1,800/month. Call Francie 310-470-9076

@normal:SPACIOUS ONE BEDROOM CONDO in Calabasas Hills. Only 15 minutes from Malibu. High ceilings, washer/dryer hook-up, balcony, 2 pools. Gated complex. Steeplechase Condominiums. No pets. Available Nov. 1st. $975/month. 818-880-6512

@normal:COTTAGE/BACHELORETTE. WITH SPECTACULAR WHITEWATER VIEW. Private entrance. Room for 2. Kitchenette, full bath. Tile floors. Walk to beach. Extra off-street parking. Nonsmokers only. Available now. References required. $1,000/month. 457-3272

@Header:Rentals To Share

@normal:POINT DUME 2-BEDROOM CONDO. Master bedroom w/private bath. Private office, large living room w/fireplace, den. Beamed ceilings. Lots of closets. Atrium jacuzzi, secluded patio. Washer/dryer. Garage. Private beach. $1,400/month +utilities. 310-589-6168

@normal:TWO BEDROOM IN SINGLE FAMILY DWELLING. Latigo Canyon, no pets, no smoking. House privileges & utilities included. Responsible professionals. $700/month. Contact 310-589-0484 or 714-840-6049

@normal:SHARE 2 BEDROOM, 2.5 BATH Broad Beach townhome. Furnished, indoor laundry, enclosed garage, fireplace. Peaceful yard, great beach views. $925/month, utilities included. Mature student OK. Dog OK. Phone immediately 456-2489 x243 or 589-1007

@Header:Rental Situations Wanted

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-372-7579

@Header:Rental Wanted

@normal:GUEST HOUSE. One bedroom, laundry, privacy, beauty to $2,000 (prefer around $1,200). Pool or ocean access for local girl. Great financial, personal references. Quiet 5 pound dog, kitty. Tina 317-9277. Thanks! For October.

@normal:CRANIAL OSTEOPATH moving to west Malibu to setup practice seeks bright, peaceful cottage/guest house or equivalent. Willing to trade for osteopathic treatment. Also seeking 400 sq.ft. peaceful setting for office. 415-789-8440

@Header:Retail Space

@normal:MALIBU PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, 480-900 sq. ft. retail store with high visibility frontage.

310-456-7031 ext 175.

@Header:Security

@normal:Y2K? SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 310-372-7579

@Header:Self Improvement

@normal:HAS SHYNESS BEEN HOLDING YOU BACK from satisfying relationships? Learn how to change this now. Call for free audio tape. “THE TECHNOLOGY FOR TRANSFORMING SHYNESS”. 310-395-2883

@Header:Services

@normal:LETTER PERFECT: Letters, Resumes, Scripts, Manuscripts, Legal, Word Processing, Fax services available. Also, Computer Lessons, Learn Windows 95, & E-mail. Contact Karen 310-456-8625.

@normal:LET ME HANDLE THE CHAOS. Reliable, honest & educated young women to pack/organize your move or other details of your life. Excellent references available upon request. Julie, pager/voice mail. 310-286-8739

@Header:Storage

@normal:MALIBU SELF STORAGE The only storage facility in Malibu’s Civic Center. Short drive to your unit. Ground level convenience. Located 100 yards North of Civic Center Way. 24-hour recorded information: 456-2822. Operated by Mariposa Land Company. 310-456-5555.

@Header:Tickets

@normal:“CAN’T GET TO THE GETTY?” Call Art Access L.A. for special package tour. 1-800-685-1407.

@Header:Tile

@normal:TILE WORKS Ceramic, Pavers & Marble. 457-2031

@Header:Trailer

@normal:1992 NOMAD CENTURY 5th WHEEL. 30′ Super Slide. Towed only 2,000 miles. $14,450. 457-1625 x 4, leave message.

@Header:Tree Service

@normal:COYLE’S TREE SURGERY. “The Conscientious Professional.” Certified arborist #WC200. Complete Tree Service. Free Estimated. 310-456-TREE (8733)

@normal: RONN HAYES Skilled Arborist serving Malibu exclusively for 15 years. 457-7569

@Header:Trucks & Vans

@normal:1978 GMC PICKUP 4 door dually. Truck has 1991 sheet metal front & bed. Truck has a custom 3 color pearl paint job, ALCOA wheels, rear roll pan & handle shaved from tailgate Recently rebuilt 454 engine w/headers. Truck has A/C, cruise control, power steering, AM/FM cassette, and has dual gas tanks. Truck is perfect except for interior. Divorce forces sale. Have invested over $15,000. Asking $9500 OBO. Jay 805-379-7220.

@Header:Yoga

@normal:HARMONY YOGA and Touch. Gentle Hatha Yoga for stress and limited range of motion. 1-800-685-1407.

@normal:**YOGA IN MALIBU** Take time for yourself….relaxing, rejuvenating, challenging. Rediscover your body & soul. Privates available in peaceful setting!! Call Kirschen (Certified Yoga Instructor) at 310-589-3916