[Your recent] page one article, “Vegging out in Malibu” [May 6] — your glowing story about 2-year-old company “Ceres, Ink” renting space at HRL Labs in Malibu and creating genetically engineered tomatoes and other food products — was surprisingly unbalanced for The Malibu Times.

I love this community for many reasons: the beauty of nature, the level of education of its people, our desire to be informed, our love of the environment and commitment to family and community. We in Malibu who consider ourselves “environmentalists” must be aware of the debate over the emerging “Biotech Century.” Its scientists wish to create drought resistant, pesticide resistant, giant vegetables. We must ask all the right questions and evaluate the long-term consequences.

In his new book, “Biotech Century,” Jeremy Rifkin warns us that “Genetic Pollution” is likely to pose at least as significant a threat to the biosphere in the coming century as petrochemicals have in the current century.

Molecular biologists and industry spokespersons (for Monsanto and other giant transnational companies) argue that genetic engineering will have no harmful environmental consequences. The skepticism occurs because there is not a single instance in human history in which the introduction of a major technological innovation has had only benign consequences for the natural world.

Perhaps our local “Ceres” will create the perfect tomato and even improve upon God’s creation, all while employing many people. However, considering the high-risk consequences of our decisions over how we grow the food that feeds our species, and considering that this new era of agricultural biotechnology has few guidelines and virtually no idea of the potential outcomes to our children and our planet, we at least should raise the right questions and create a more informed discussion.

Bonnie Reiss,

founder of ECO and Malibu citizen

I did something this week I very seldom do.

I attended a City Council meeting. Actually, this was more than an ordinary City Council meeting. This was a combined meeting of the Malibu City Council and the Malibu Planning Commission. The council’s purpose was to consider the new hillside ordinance, and I guess the Planning Commission was there, since they developed the ordinance, so the council could hear it directly from the horse’s mouth, so to speak.

Generally, I just watch these things on cable, so at least when things bog down, I can change channels and watch a beer commercial for a while to hear some stimulating dialogue. But I decided this time that watching it on TV was the chicken way out and that I owed you, my readers, the story straight and unvarnished, direct from the combat zone, warts and all.

So I dutifully reported to the auditorium at Hughes Research Laboratory at 6:30 sharp Monday night. Although my intentions were proper, the human body can stand only so much. By 7:30, my stomach was sour, and I began to think a civilized council would at least sell beer at the meetings like they do at the ballpark. By 8:30 the bile was in my throat, and I began to wonder whether I really cared about you all that much. By 9 p.m., I decided the hell with you all, I’m going home. If you want to know what went on, go see for yourself, if you have the stomach for it.

So based upon my 2-1/2 painfully long hours at the scene, I’m passing on to you my impressions of the meeting.

For one thing, several council members asked questions of the Planning Commission, and, much to my surprise, considering they created the ordinance, they seemed very reluctant to talk about it, with one notable exception — Chair Jo Ruggles. She wanted to talk, she was willing to talk and in fact they could hardly shut her up long enough to get a reluctant opinion out of anyone else.

So here it is: the planning gospel according to the Planning Commission as enunciated by its interlocutor, Jo Ruggles, I assume with the assent of all, although we probably will never know whether it’s reluctant or enthusiastic since they won’t tell us.

As an aside, I must admit Ruggles did impress me. I can honestly say that in my many decades on this Earth, I have never seen another human being who was so absolutely certain about just about everything, a person for whom at no moment in time did there appear even the slightest doubt about what the proper course is to follow.

The plan for building or changes or renovations as enunciated would appear to be:

If your home is more than 18 feet high, thou shalt go before the Planning Commission.

If your home is on a slope of more than 33.33 percent, thou shalt go before the Planning Commission.

If your house is neither of those but the planning director decides he’d rather pass the buck, thou shalt go before the Planning Commission.

Thy house must look like thy neighbor’s because we have neighborhood standards.

Thou can choose any color thou wishest provided it’s not white, has no red roof, blends into the background and can’t be seen.

Thou shalt protect public views, which means anyone who lives in the Valley and drives down PCH has a priority over you who may have spent a million plus for the privilege of living in Malibu.

Thou shalt not have large windows where light can creep out and offend neighbors or passersby.

Thy skylights must be flat and invisible.

Thy colors must be earth tones, but no one seems clear about what’s an earth tone. No matter — the Planning Commission seems to be saying they’ll know it when they see it.

Thou shalt have no bright colors on thy homes, and the decoration shall be flat black or natural colors.

Thy lights shall be directed downward.

And much, much, much more.

Now, I must confess even some on the council seem to balk at the direction the Planning Commission had taken, but Ruggles was clear and totally unapologectic. The Planning Commission wants a discretionary review and a design review. That means they intend to control everything.

So I ask you —

Did you vote for cityhood because you needed help deciding what color your house should be?

Did you vote for cityhood so the Planning Commission could protect you from your neighbors?

Did you vote for cityhood because you wanted to look, sound and be just like your neighbors?

Did you vote for cityhood because you wanted to be sure everyone who drove through Malibu (and that’s what public view means) had as much say as you do as to the shape of your city?

That seems to be what the Planning Commission believes and wants to enact.

In all fairness, even some on the council, with the possible exception of Carolyn Van Horn, who never saw a regulation she didn’t love, seemed to have some of the same difficulty with this that I had.

It remains to be seen whether their skepticism will thwart this silly overreaching by the Planning Commission or whether they ultimately will buckle under.

We wish to express our appreciation to the Malibu council for their “extraordinary matching grant” of $75,000 toward the Inaugural Season of Malibu Stage. It resoundingly reaffirms the city’s desire to establish a first-class professional theater in the community. We are honored to be supported both by the culturally enlightened members of the City Council and a local populace which clearly believes theater is every bit as important as road repair, water drainage, spotted owls or monarch butterflies. We are now eagerly awaiting the arrival of those other enlightened individuals who will rapidly help us match this grant.

lCharles Marowitz,

artistic director

Arnold, at a chance encounter [recently] you asked why I have not for some time now submitted a letter to the editor. This letter will explain my reasons. Until recently, I have given you a certain amount of respect for your practice of printing without editing all letters, however critical of you or anyone else. But I see clearly now that your respect for First Amendment protected freedoms is limited by whose freedoms are being trampled.

I refer, of course, to your lack of interest in, utter disdain for, and unconcealed glee respecting what Malibu civic activists are suffering for exercise of their Constitutional rights. The most important harm by far of the ongoing state Fair Political Practices Commission and Malibu City Attorney investigations of 1998 election activities, instigated by your disgruntled losing council candidate, is the chill on political activities, which has already fallen on the community and will grow worse as the ongoing investigations are prolonged to be political ammunition for the April 2000 city election. (How can this involve council persons Van Horn and Keller, who did not run for office in 1998? Arnold, I know you will find a way.)

These investigations threaten citizens in the exercise of First Amendment protected freedoms:

• to make financial contributions to the organizations for promotion of issue and ideas (slow growth, right to life, gun control, or what have you),

• to make financial contributions to the campaigns of candidates running for political office,

• to associate and communicate with like minded friends and neighbors respecting issues, ideas and political candidates, and

• to engage in such activities in public or in private.

It seems that your interest in protection of First Amendment rights wanes when you perceive a threat to what seem to you to be the rights of your developer friends to develop to the maximum. Your consistently pro-development bias goes way back. You were on the wrong side of the last failed, and then finally successful, cityhood/anti-sewers campaigns (lack of sewers, of course, being the main barrier to massive development). In the more recent past, you tried but failed to rally homeowners against Malibu’s slow growth, environmentally responsible General Plan and Zoning Ordinance with phony “down-zoning” and “won’t be able to rebuild or remodel your house” scare tactics. And now you are at it again, seeking to build a single issue ball fields, parks and playgrounds constituency for the upcoming April 2000 election by trying to paint as anti-kids and anti-young couples those on the City Council who are trying to negotiate a fiscally sound, environmentally protective agreement, providing for acquisition of the land needed for ball fields, parks and playgrounds and allowing the Malibu Bay Company reasonable, community serving development of its property.

Malibu would be best served by two newspapers, each responsible to report the news fully and fairly, while voicing its opinions in clearly labeled editorials. But I believe you have failed in this responsibility. Too often you have used your paper to abuse and vilify those few who have worked unselfishly and tirelessly for the good of the community. Simply put, I do not wish any longer (this letter being a last exception) to contribute in however small a way to the success of your publication and thereby to the real harm you do to Malibu. So adios, Arnold, and do your damnedest — without any help from me.

Art London

I was saddened to learn that a complaint has been made to the city of Malibu regarding the peacocks that have made their home on Point Dume — more particularly, those that have chosen to live in the tall eucalyptus trees adjacent to my property.

At this time of the year, we who love these birds have learned to live with the mating calls that sometimes enliven the nights — I must confess that I, like most of my neighbors, actually enjoy hearing them call out to one another. It is also a time when these birds tend to wander from one flock to another. “Junior,” who sleeps on the power line in front of my house during the mating season, was one such bird who first arrived literally on my doorstep a couple of years ago. He and a darling little pheasant (both of whom were having a hard time gaining the acceptance of the other birds) would wander through the neighborhood and were thoroughly spoiled by the lucky people they chose to visit.

Although I have lived in Malibu for the past 25 years, I bought my present home on Point Dume in 1993. This house was the first one I saw when I started looking for a place on this side of the Pacific Coast Highway. It was a beautiful spring day when, alone, I went to look at this property. I had been told that no one lived there at the time, and as I wandered behind the house, to enjoy the gorgeous view of the mountains, I startled a small flock of peacocks. It was pure magic, and so unexpected. I was entranced and lost my heart to them then and there. I had not even looked at the house — didn’t care a darn if it was falling down, because I knew I had to live there. I considered my happy discovery as a good omen, and I embraced it.

I actually moved in later in the year, a month after a nasty experience with cancer surgery. I spent hours sitting outside, wrapped in a blanket, trying to sleep off the effects of the chemotherapy, at times full of dread at what was happening to me, but always reassured by the natural beauty which surrounded me, and those wonderful, beautiful birds, who lived their lives about me. It was pure enchantment, and I’m convinced the spell cast on me by these birds may very well have saved my life.

My own personal feelings aside, however, perhaps we should be looking at the larger picture. Could it be that we are now faced with yet another loss to our Malibu way of life that has drawn so many of us to move here over the years? I remember a time when horse lovers could ride the many trails throughout Point Dume. A dear friend of mine intentionally purchased land and built a house on Dume Drive because one such horse trail ran by her property. She told me how privileged she felt to be able to watch these noble animals walk by her home. How little we see of this now, just as we look in vain for the small ranches that welcomed us to observe the rabbits, chickens, ducks, donkeys, what have you, that they maintained so lovingly, and that brought amazement and joy to the faces of our grandchildren. Remember the llamas on Wildlife Road?

Very little remains of those gentle pleasures as tennis courts and pools proliferate, houses become fortress estates, and we are gradually becoming yet another wealthy suburb of greater Los Angeles. Yet it was Malibu’s rural ambience that brought so many of these later arrivals here — as I would venture to guess was the reason why the complainant who prompted me to write this letter felt drawn to Point Dume. We can be sure of one thing — where there is wildlife we have to learn to put up with a little noise. But isn’t it so much nicer than traffic horns and police sirens? And isn’t it so very important to try to hang onto the Malibu we love for as long as we possibly can — not just let it disappear in dribs and drabs as we grow old and our children move away. What about those other kids out there — what will they think of us when they realize the magic has been stolen from them?

I dare to hope that the city will be as concerned as I and many others are to protect what remains of the original Malibu.

Patricia K. Jordan

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@Header:Animals Lost & Found

@normal:**LOST CAT** Old Malibu Road on 5/14/99. Delicate white w/blue eyes. Female. Her family & cat brother are extremely distraught. Please call 310-317-0150.

@Header:Animals

@Normal:AGOURA ANIMAL SHELTER needs towels and blankets. If you’ve lost a pet, please call the Shelter 818-991-0071.

@NORMAL:PLEASE SAVE LIVES and adopt. Many pure breed dogs and cats available to choose from as well as mixes. Pet Adoption Fund. 310-478-4455

@normal:LOOKING FOR A LABRADOR? Want to know more about Labs? Consider an adult rescue. **SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA LABRADOR RETRIEVER RESCUE** is looking for good homes. See us at www.sclrr.org or call 1-888-554-ALAB.

@normal:WINSTON IS A GORGEOUS 2 year old large black Lab. Active, playful, friendly. Donation. Call 661-269-2497.

@normal:2 BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN RETRIEVERS need loving home. Brother & sister. 8 years old. Well behaved. Love to walk, swim & retrieve balls. Very affectionate. Great w/kids. Must go together. Very bonded. Call Mary at 310-573-0217.

@normal: TO A GOOD HOME ONLY. German Shepherd. 3 years old. Spayed & trained. Owner recently moved to new house & doesn’t have room for her. $250. 310-456-0558

@Header:Announcements

@normal:**THE ARTIFAC TREE THRIFT SHOP**AT 3728-1/2 CROSS CREEK ROAD accepts donation of clothing, furniture, pictures, frames, jewelry, kitchen supplies, shoes, books, toys, linens, lamps, radios & TVs, gift items. DONATIONS TAX DEDUCTIBLE, PROCEEDS BENEFIT COMMUNITY. Call 310-456-1068 – Hours Monday-Friday – 10am-4pm.

@normal:#1 CAMPGROUND MEMBERSHIP and timeshare resale clearinghouse!! Don’t want yours? — We’ll take it!! Buy! Sell! Rent! Resort Sales Int’l. 1-800-423-5967. Void where not permitted. Cal*Scan

@Header:Antiques Wanted

@normal:**WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE** by propmaster. Interested in all: CAMERAS – TUBE AUDIO – WATCHES – OLD WEST. Make $$$. Clean out your closet/garage. Call Jack at 818-348-1320

@Header:Auto Sports Utility

@normal:87 GMC SUBURBAN 3/4 TON . Super clean, low miles, many extras. Original owner. Perfect graduation gift for the surfer. $4,000. 310-457-4241

@Header:Autos American

@normal:FORD EXPLORER XLT 94. White w/gray leather interior. New tires. CD. 59K. One owner. Garaged. $13,950 obo. 310-456-3255

@Header:Autos Italian

@normal:ITALIAN SPORTS CAR – ’86 BERTONE. Original owner. Sharp, red, very low mileage. Mint condition. One of a kind. Once in a lifetime deal. $5,000. Call 310-456-2424.

@Header:Autos Wanted

@normal:DONATE ANY VEHICLE, ANY CONDITION. Receive high blue book value guaranteed, for tax write off! Free pick-up within 24 hours. “Donated Auto.” Toll free 1-888-829-9748

@Header:Building Supplies

@normal:MALIBU MASONRY SUPPLY 3730 Cross Creek Road. 310-456-9444.

@Header:Business Opportunities

@normal:******ADVERTISE STATEWIDE!****** Place a 25-word classified ad for $450. Your ad will run in 200+ California newspaper. Combined circurlation over 3.3 million. For information, call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Rae.

@normal:INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Build your own financial independence. Full training provided, work from your own home, be your own boss, earn what you are worth! Bear Mountain Marketing @1-805-633-3473. (Please leave your name, complete mailing address with zipcode & phone number with area code.) We will mail you our FREE Informational Booklet right away! or log on to http://www.cash911.com/meg

@normal:**BASKIN ROBBINS – 31 FLAVORS** Interested in starting one in Malibu? Call Carter at (949) 240-0418. I have a good location!

@normal:LOCAL CANDY ROUTE. 30 vending machines. Earn approximately $800/day. All for $9,995. Call 1-800-998-VEND Cal*Scan

@normal:AT & T BELL PAYPHONES. Local sites. Prime sites $150K year potential. Lowest prices. 800-800-3470 24 hrs. Cal*Scan

@normal:REESE’S Pre-established routes available in this area. Earn $98K in 1 yr. Minimum investment under $5,000. 1-888-246-9485 Cal*Scan

@normal:$1.00 STORES! $1-$10 Stores! 10,000 products. Financing available. Be open for Christmas!! Complete from $44,900. Call: 1-800-829-2915. Cal*Scan

@normal:AREA PEPSI/COKE Route. 30 high profit locations with new machines. Earn up to $100K yearly. 800-440-2371 Cal*Scan

@normal:AAA GREETING CARD route. High $$$ potential. NO selling! Just restocking! Fun way to may $$. Local stores provided. Low investment. 800-570-7480. Cal*Scan

@normal:CLONE YOUR OWN Profit-Making Internet Business in a single evening! Shop www.4FrontTech.com then go to Dealer Information to clone your own vital mall! Cal*Scan

@Header:Child Care

@normal:COMPASSIONATE, JOYOUS, PROFESSIONAL NANNY available 20 hours a week. Flexible. Malibu resident & references. Early childhood education. Own transportation. 310-456-6188.

@normal:SUMMER NANNY. Pepperdine graduate w/education degree. Love kids & outdoors. $10/hour. Malibu references. Call Jennifer at 310-317-7432

@normal:CHILD CARE. 8 years experience. Loves kids. Some housekeeping. Energetic, hard worker. Speaks English. Available 5 days. Live out. Call Pia at 323-938-0959

@Header:Computer Services

@Normal:COMPUTER SERVICES. Learn to be proficient in Windows. *Word processing – MS Word & WordPerfect *Accounting – Quicken & QuickBooks *Spreadsheets – Excel & Lotus *Internet – Netscape & E-Mail. Expert, Friendly Instruction at Reasonable Rates. Individual lessons with your computer or ours. 310-456-9706 or 818-991-2871

@normal:**CREATIVE COMPUTING** Baby Boomers “I can have you Surfing the Net in 2 hours!” Learning made fun & easy. Private lessons. Basics, Microsoft Word, Works, Quicken, Stock Portfolios. 310-454-1457

@Header:Construction

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 310-317-2221

@normal:MALIBU CONTRACTOR, MASTER CARPENTER, serving Malibu 23 years. New construction, remodels, design. Licensed, Bonded, Insured. Impeccable references. Hands on construction & supervision. Phone **UHLER CONSTRUCTION** 310-457-5668 License #515395

@Header:Construction & Hauling

@normal:**BOBCAT 863 & DUMPTRUCK. Hauling, grading, dirt, concrete, asphalt, manure, demo. **D. P. FRAMING CONSTRUCTION COMPANY** Lic#52783. (805) 985-5165

@Header:Contractor

@normal:SID D. FERRIS ENTERPRISES General Contractor, Additions, Remodels, New Construction. 1-800-784-2017.

@Header:Drapes

@normal:MALIBU INTERIORS Shutters/blinds. Repairs, sales. Free estimates. 310-457-7366.

@Header:Educational

@normal:BROADCAST APPRENTICESHIP opportunity available. One-on-one training at local radio station. Flexible train schedule, keep your present job while preparing for new career. Call (toll-free) 1-888-967-2446. Cal*Scan

@Header:Electric

@normal:RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, INDUSTRIAL. We do everything electrical, no job is too big or too small. See our ad in the Service Directory for Specials. CALL US at 800-660-8076

@Header:Employment Wanted

@normal:EXCELLENT PERSONAL ASSISTANT. Energetic, reliable, discreet, self-starter, enthusiastic. Managerial/organizational skills, detailed oriented. Multi-tasked, computer proficient. Excellent Malibu references available. 310-457-2612

@normal:***PRIVATE DRIVER*** Malibu resident looking for full-time driving position. Your car or mine. Also can provide airport transportation. Beeper #310-610-2942

@normal:CAREGIVER/CARETAKER, houseman. Local gentleman will drive, shop, cook, clean, maintain, repair, smile & enable. Part or full time. Please call Joe @ 310-317-2082

@normal:EXPERIENCED CARE GIVER. Years of experience w/elderly care. Can provide round-the-clock care. All aspects of personal care, medication, etc. Healthy cooking, light housekeeping. Errands. Short-term or long-term. Live in or out. Local references. 818-880-8210

@normal:COMPASSIONATE, JOYOUS, PROFESSIONAL NANNY available 20 hours a week. Flexible. Malibu resident & references. Early childhood education. Own transportation. 310-456-6188

@normal:SUMMER NANNY. Pepperdine graduate w/education degree. Love kids & outdoors. $10/hour. Malibu references. Call Jennifer at 310-317-7432

@Header:Employment Services

@normal:SPEND MORE TIME with your family. Up to $45,000/yr. Software co. needs people in CA to process medical claims, must own computer, training provided, travel benefits. Call 7 days. Call 800-942-8141 ext 6. Cal*Scan

@Header:Finances

@normal:******ADVERTISE STATEWIDE!****** Place a 25-word classified ad for $450. Your ad will run in 200+ California newspaper. Combined circurlation over 3.3 million. For information, call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Rae.

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@normal:CREDIT CARD DEBT? Avoid bankruptcy. *Stop collection calls. *Cut finance charges. *Cut payments up to 50%. Dept. consolidation. Fast Approval!! No credit check. 800-270-9894. Cal*Scan

@normal:CREDIT CARDS DEBTS? We can help! Save $$$ interest. Not a loan. One monthly payment. No equity. Call Debt Free America 800-229-2524. Cal*Scan

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@Header:Flea Market

@normal:HAVE YOU ADVERTISED IN OUR “FLEA MARKET” YET?? IF NOT, JUST GIVE US A CALL & WE WILL BE GLAD TO RUN YOUR AD; OR WE WILL RENEW IT. 310-456-5507 Ext. 108 or Fax 310-456-8986

@normal:LIGHT FIXTURE COVERS, for apartment building. 6 assorted glass globes. $11. 829-1568

@normal:VAPORIZER, “Devilbiss” works fine. $5. 829-1568

@normal:DODGER BASEBALL CAP from 9/30/82, 10th player. $10. 829-1568

@normal:CRUTCHES, aluminum. Adjustable, 5’10”-6’6″ $10. 829-1568

@normal:CHRISTMAS ITEMS. Centerpiece, tins, miscellaneous stuff. All for $15. 829-1568.

@normal:CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS MUG 1977. $6. 829-1568

@normal:MANUAL. for Porsche 924/Turbo. 1976-1982. $8. 829-1568

@normal:BAR STOOL, no arms. Swivels, adjustable 23″ to 32″. $15. 829-1568

@normal:REFRIGERATOR, White. 21.6 cubic ft. w/side-by-side freezer. $150. 456-5507×104

@normal:FREEZER, large white upright. $125. 456-5507 x 104

@normal:DRYER, Gas. Maytag heavy duty. Cream color. Works well. $99. 457-1457

@normal:IRONING BOARD. Good condition. $5. 829-1568

@normal:VENETIAN BLINDS. 31-1/4″x68-3/4 “w/TVC slats. Never used. $20. 829-1568

@normal:SKIS. Rossignal Strato. 6’6″. Includes binding & boots. (Size 12) $85. Firm. 454-4272

@normal:CHAIRS, 3 oak swivel back w/arms, med. size. Excellent condition. $40 each. 457-6000

@normal:FUTON, queen, oak frame, batik print cover. $75. 589-2781

@normal:PLAYGROUND LITTLE TYPES PLAYHOUSE. Bright colors. Good condition. $95. 456-3830

@normal:PRINTER. Epson Stylus 500. 2 years old. $65. 457-6000

@normal:MONITOR. Trinitron. 14″ $65. 457-6000

@normal:CLOCK. Small grandfather’s clock. Dark wood. $95. 456-6781

@normal:CORRAL FENCE. 4-pole. 24′. $70 each. 7 pole gates 16′ $70 each. 457-6648

@normal:JUICER, “Champion.” Professional, top of the line. Brand new. $75. 456-1530

@normal:ART. Original oil by Pat Smoot. 3’x4′, of the Taxco Cathedral in Mexico. $100. 456-1530

@normal:WINDOW. Brand new. Aluminum. 3’x4′. Dark anodized. $100. 456-1530

@normal:NORDICTRACK including literature, video. Hardly used. Paid $800. Need space. $99.95 457-7748

@normal:PINE dining room table & 4 matching chairs. $95. 457-5131

@normal:PIANO. Upright from 1880s. Exquisite carved wood, heirloom. Needs tuning. Must sell ASAP. $475/obo. 310-456-6393.

@normal:STOVE, electric. White-Westinghouse. 40″ wide. 4 burners. Storage drawer, warming cabinet. Excellent condition. $350/obo. 310-456-6393.

@normal:KAYAK, Large 2-seater. $100. 456-2465.

@normal:WASHER, GAS DRYER. Like new. $300 obo. 310-493-9100

@Header:Flooring

@normal:VIKING FLOORS Specializing in Installation & Finishing of all types of flooring. 310-457-7823.

@Header:For Sale

@normal:**NEW FURNITURE SALE** Rustic pine armoires, chests, bookshelves, etc. Slipcovered sofas & chairs, leather sets, sleigh beds, bedroom sets, mattresses, bunk beds, kid’s furniture, dining room, coffee tables, rugs, lamps, artwork, etc. All new. 310-397-7061

@normal:DOUBLE WIDE MOBILE HOME. 1,400 sq. ft., 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Huge living room w/fireplace. Big kitchen w/skylights. Laundry room. Dining room, office. Beautiful design. Must see. Must be moved. $30,000 obo. 323-876-0515

@normal:REFRIGERATOR, white, 21.6 cubic feet with side-by-side freezer. $150. FREEZER, large white upright. $125. Call Dick at 310-456-5507 ext. 104

@normal:FOR SALE. Vintage metal furniture, color matched or painted. Tanker desk – credenzas – book shelves. Also heavy gage steel cabinets for your garage or kitchen. (800) 748-6122

@NORMAL:WOLFF TANNING BEDS. TAN AT HOME Buy direct and SAVE. Commercial/Home units from $199.00. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Call today. 1-800-842-1310 Cal*Scan

@normal:18″ DIRECTV Satellite System. Single $69. Two box systems $149. 3 months free programming. www.Integratedsatellite.com Authorized dealer. Open 7 days 1-800-325-7836 #00115 Cal*Scan

@Header:Garage Sales

@normal:WHEN YOU ADVERTISE WITH THE MALIBU TIMES you will receive FREE Garage Sale signs & arrows. Call us at 310-456-5507 Ext. 108 to place your Garage Sale Classified Ad.

@normal:ESTATE SALE: Office furniture, dirt bike, bedroom furniture, clothes from Friends, boy’s clothes, designer women’s clothes, ’30s rattan furniture. Sat. & Sun. May 8 & 9. 10:00am-4:00pm. 28861 SELFRIDGE.

@normal:GIANT GARAGE SALE. Furniture, piano, clothes, accessories & much, much more!! ONE DAY ONLY. Saturday May 22. 9am-5pm. 32215 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY.

@normal:FABULOUS BIG FURNITURE SALE. Antique to modern. Bedroom set, queen Sealy Hide-a-Bed, TV, marble end table, lamps, oil paintings, “L” shaped desk w/chair. Garden waterfall, metal storage cabinet w/30 drawers, car polisher, shop vac.Much more! Sat-Sun. May 22-23. 9am-2pm. 24637 BLUE DANE LANE, COUNTRY ESTATES. Off John Tyler, Pepperdine.

@normal:LOTS “LIKE NEW” KID’S CLOTHES. BOY/GIRLS. DESIGNER ADULTS. $1-5 most. Work out machines, books. May 22 & 23. 9am-2pm. 28861 SELFRIDGE.

@Header:Glass

@normal:MALIBU GLASS & Mirror & Screens 3547 Winter Canyon Road. 310-456-1844.

@Header:Handyman

@normal:**NEATNIK CONSTRUCTION**. Carpentry, decks, wood floors, tilework, interior & exteror painting & remodeling. Responsible Malibu property owner. Reasonable. Excellent Malibu references. 310-457-5214

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 310-317-2221

@normal:MALIBU RESIDENT SINCE CHILDHOOD. Handyman with many local references in painting, drywall repair, repair & installation of decks & fences, of plumbing & more. Call Alain at 310-457-4666

@Header:Hauling

@normal:TREE TRIMMING, CLEAN UPS, HAULING. Hillsides, yards. Local Referenced. 310-317-1674. Pgr. 310-299-5189

@normal:CLEANUP SERVICE. 20 years experience. Demolition, brush removal, concrete & asphalt removal, gardens trimmed. 310-457-3796

@normal:MALIBU ON-TIME HAULING. Fast reliable service. 2 1/2 ton capacity. Brush removal, building materials, furniture, etc. Malibu resident 32 years. Reasonable rates. Direct Line – No Voice Mail! 310-456-8819

@Header:Health & Fitness

@normal:**20 YEARS EXPERIENCE** Certified acupressurist & Reiki practicitioner. Beneficial for everything from neck & back pain to asthma & severe stress. Appointments in your home. Gentle. Powerful. Deeply peaceful healing. Call Anandamayi at 310-589-2946.

@normal:SYNERGETIC TOUCH MASSAGE blends reflexology, acupressure, Swedish massage to enhance the holistic self to heal, maintain wellness, balance, strength, acuteness & stillness. Welcomes children, elderly, pregnancies, couples, groups. In/Out calls. 1-2 hours session. Louretta Walker 323-934-8996

@normal:STOP HAIR LOSS. Promote hair regrowth. Natural European medication. Better than Minoxidil, Propecia or Kevis. For free brochure call 1-800-262-4366 ext. #17 Cal*Scan

@normal:SWEET NEWS FOR Diabetics! Medicare, MediCal & Private insurance pays up to 100% of testing supplies! Call the Calif. Diabetes specialist! FREE home delivery! (800) 801-5576. Cal*Scan

@Header:Help Wanted

@normal:HELP WANTED FOR busy Malibu answering service. Full-time, part-time, day and evening shifts available. Call 310-317-2195 for more information.

@normal:PRODUCTION ASSISTANT needed for Malibu newspaper. Part-time Tuesday afternoon & evenings to help layout & paste-up. Experience a must. 310-456-5507, ext.110

@normal:PHOTOJOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is looking for a photojournalist intern to learn all aspects of newspaper photojournalism & darkroom work & earn professional clips. Interns may shoot civic meetings, community activities, sports events, etc., write photo captions, assist in all phases of production. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Includes small stipend. Internship last 4-6 months, 15 hours per week minimum, Tuesday production hours, other hours flexible. Call Dany Margolies, associate editor, at 310-456-5507 ext. 109, or fax resume/samples to 310-456-8986

@normal:RESEARCH, RECEPTIONIST Salary+bonus. Responsibilities include: answer phone & research on computer data bases & Internet. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. 9am-3pm. Please fax resume to Mann & Company: 310-589-6117.

@normal:WORK FROM HOME – EARN EXTRA INCOME. $800-$3500 PT/FT. Call 1-800-714-5653 for free information or log on to http://www.hbn.com and please use the access code 5819 *BMX

@normal:**THE MALIBU TIMES** is looking for a part-time Inside Advertising & Telemarketer person to sell special sections. Salary plus commission. Sales experience preferred. Call Rae at 310-456-5507, Ext 108 or fax your resume to 310-456-8986

@normal:ARE YOU A NEWS HOUND! The Malibu Times is looking for experienced reporters with an itch to cover government & fast-breaking stories. Call Arnold York, publisher at 456-5507 ext 101 or for immediate consideration fax clips to 456-8986

@normal:RECEPTIONISTS/ADMIN. Excellent long & short-term opportunities with high-profile companies. Experience w/multi-line phone system, have MSword. Good organizational skills. Call 310-826-3828

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TO PSYCHIC. Busy Malibu Psychic seeks intelligent person w/ability to prioritize multiple tasks, sense of humor, willingness to help others, great telephone, communication skills and writing ability. Computer/email/website maintenance experience a must! Minimum 3 years office experience. Long-term, permanent, part-time. M-F, 1-6:30pm. Fax 310-457-0993

@normal:ORTHODONTIC RDA Prestigious orthodonic office offering “prestigious” salary/benefits. Exceptional opportunity. Fax resume: 310-459-3826.

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES is looking for a full or part-time Advertising Salesperson. Salary plus commission. Some sale experience necessary (will train). Call Arnold York at 310-456-5507 ext. 101 or fax your resume to 310-456-8986

@normal:FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY INTERN. Flexible hours, flexible days. No pay. Call David at 310-457-5254

@normal:COUNSELOR: Experienced substance abuse/dual diagnosis counselors needed for a 6 bed adult residential treatment facility in Malibu. Day, evening & overnight shifts available. Lead recovery groups. Contact Sherri. 818-363-5630

@normal:FRED SANDS REALTORS MALIBU seeks F/T Receptionist (M-F, 9-6) to answer busy phones, greet visitors & perform office duties. MUST be service oriented team player & work well under pressure. RE experience a +. Benefits. Call Sally for interview. 310-456-3638

@normal:CHEF, CASHIER, SERVERS, BARTENDER needed for family dining restaurant. Experience preferred. Come in for an interview. 22969 Pacific Coast Highway. 310-456-6106

@normal:PROFESSIONAL HUMAN RESOURCE CONSULTING FIRM seeking Account Executives. Attractive financial rewards with a technologically advanced consulting firm. Take control of your life! Email resumes to: mjs@unisourcentc.com or Fax to 310-456-0550 attn MJS.

@normal:NEW BUSINESS seeks intelligent, motivated, nature & health loving people w/excellent communication skills to fill several positions immediately due to rapid expansion. Call 310-990-2256.

@normal:PART-TIME CUSTOMER SERVICE POSITION available in busy Malibu office. Please fax resume to: 310-456-3742

@normal:ORTHO ASSISTANT/R.D.A., Malibu office seeks energetic individual to join our fun-loving practice. Must love children & be a team player. Fax resume: 310-456-8627 or call 310-456-3306

@normal:PRE SCHOOL TEACHER position available starting in June or September. Must be experienced, credentialed and familiar w/developmental based curriculum. Call 310-457-5144 for interview & fax your resume 310-457-2102. We are an equal opportunity employer & hiring male or female teachers.

@normal:RECEPTIONIST. Malibu real estate office. Needs experience candidate, professional appearance for front desk to greet visitor w/excellent verbal, written, organizational, phone, people skills. Filling, computer literate. Assist personnel, general office duties. Benefits, 401K. Fax resume to Rosalinde: 310-317-4256

@normal:DENTAL R.D.A. EXPERIENCED. Friendly high quality Brentwood private practice seeks vivacious, ambition team player. Salary DOE. Call Carol at 310-820-0300

@normal:A & B PLUMBING NEEDS DISPATCHER to answer phone & schedule plumbers. Full-time or part-time. 310-456-8550.

@normal:GUITAR TEACHER NEEDED for two 5 year olds. Must be patient & have references. Please call 310-589-2959.

@normal:EASY WORK FROM HOME. Medical Billing FT/PT Processors Needed ASAP. No Experience Necessary. Home P.C. required $50K & up/yr. 1-800-600-1844 Ext 226H

@normal:MAINTENANCE WORKER NEEDED full-time at Tivoli Cove condominium complex. Call manager Tom at 310-457-4305

@normal:BABY SITTER, experienced, teenage or older. LIGHT CLERICAL WORK, high school or college student. 8-10 hours per week. Call Judy at 310-457-5750.

@normal:AVON PRODUCTS – Start your own business. Work flexible hours. Enjoy unlimited earnings. Call toll free (888)942-4053. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER COVENANT TRANSPORT $1,000 sign-on bonus for Exp. Company Drivers. 1-800-441-4394. Owner Operators – Call toll free 1-888-667-3729.

Bud Meyer Truck Lines. Refrigerated hauling call toll free 1-877-283-6393 Solo Drivers & Contractors. Cal*Scan

@normal:CO. SPONSORED TRAINING & 1st year income $35K – Stevens Transport – OTR truck drivers wanted! Non-experienced or experienced – Toll free 888-279-4058 EOE. Cal*Scan

@normal:AIR FORCE. Great career opportunities available for high school grads, ages 17-27. Plus up to $9,000 enlistment bonus if you qualify! For an information packet, call 1-800-423-USAF or visit www.airforce.com Cal*Scan

@normal:DIRECTOR OF NURSING Position available immediately in 99 bed SNF for strong, exper. D.O.N. Live in #1 small town in California in valley among fruit trees, vineyards, lakes, streams & mountains. Strong psycho tropic knowledge recommended. FAX resume to: Pleasant Care of Ukiah 707-462-0742 & call Kim Taylor, Administrator 707-462-6636. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVERS-EARN TO 37 cents/mile! Consistent miles. More hometime. Great benefits. Great equipment. Western/48 states. 3yrs. OTR + 1yr flatbed. Combined Transport 1-800-290-2327. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER – GREAT PAY and high miles! Plus 100 new freightliners, 80% west coast runs, 99% no-touch, 401(k). Qual-Com. in-cab e-mail. Call today! John Christner Trucking. 1-800-528-3675 Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVERS – WHEN IT comes to benefits, we’ve got all the bell & whistles. *New pay raise. *Solos .29cpm. *$1,000 sigh-on bonus. Training opportunities. SRT 1-877-BIG-PAYDAY (1-877-244-7293) Toll Free

@Header:Home Care

@normal:CAREGIVER/CARETAKER, houseman. Local gentleman will drive, shop, cook, clean, maintain, repair, smile & enable. Part or full time. Please call Joe @ 310-317-2082

@normal:EXPERIENCED CARE GIVER. Years of experience w/elderly care. Can provide round-the-clock care. All aspects of personal care, medication, etc. Healthy cooking, light housekeeping. Errands. Short-term or long-term. Live in or out. Local references. 818-880-8210

@Header:Horses

@normal:STALLS FOR LEASE in small, private, luxury barn. Turn-out, fly spray system, stereo, phone, fabulous. Near town & trails. For information, call 310-456-7272

@normal:RETREAT RANCH NEAR DEL MAR. 8 acre equestrian ranch w/covered lighted riding arena & outdoor riding arena. Situated on 2 estate homesites. Running streams, trails, beautiful country views in prestigious area. Price $1.3 million. One of the last undeveloped gems in coastal north San Diego County. PP 619-756-1665

@Header:Housekeeping

@normal:HOUSEKEEPING. 2 or 3 days per week. I do a very nice job. I have 10 years working experience in Santa Monica. I like kids & pets. Own transportation. Very good references. (My reference: Mr. Bill at 310-394-7710). If you need my services please call Nora at (323) 734-1228.

@normal:EXCELLENT HOUSEKEEPER. Marta does an impeccable job. Speaks English. Available 1-3 days/week. Terrific with children – may help with child care too. Fabulous references. Call Pam 818-597-8180.

@Header:Landscaping

@Normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Interior & Exterior plant care design and maintenance. Call 310-457-1625.

@Header:Legal Services

@normal:DIVORCE $195.00 30 days, property, children, missing spouse OK. No hearings/no court available. Bankruptcy $225. Stop creditor calls. 8AM-8PM. Monday-Saturday. 800-688-3188. Cal*Scan

@Header:Lost & Found

@normal:FREE LOST & FOUND ADS. Have you lost a pet or found an article? Please call our Classified Dept. at 310-456-5507 Ext 108 and we will be glad to take your classified ad at NO CHARGE.

@normal:***REWARD*** Lost silver necklace w/heart shape diamond pendant. Lost 4/27 in Cross Creek or Malibu Colony shopping centers. Very sentimental. Please call 310-589-8800

@normal:FOUND men’s wedding band at 76 Station at Webb Way. Call Jeff at 310-456-3521

@Header:Massage

@normal:SYNERGETIC TOUCH MASSAGE blends reflexology, acupressure, Swedish massage to enhance the holistic self to heal, maintain wellness, balance, strength, acuteness & stillness. Welcomes children, elderly, pregnancies, couples, groups. In/Out calls. 1-2 hours session. Louretta Walker 323-934-8996

@normal:**20 YEARS EXPERIENCE** Certified acupressurist & Reiki practicitioner. Beneficial for everything from neck & back pain to asthma & severe stress. Appointments in your home. Gentle. Powerful. Deeply peaceful healing. Call Anandamayi at 310-589-2946.

@Header:Mobile Homes

@normal:DOUBLE WIDE MOBILE HOME. 1,400 sq. ft. , 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Huge living room w/fireplace. Big kitchen w/skylights. Laundry room. Dining room, office. Beautiful design. Must see. Must be moved. $30,000 obo. 323-876-0515

@normal:GIANT – RV SALE K-Mart – May 20-23/Anaheim Hills only: Huge surplus – Nation’s leading manufacturer – Factory leftovers – Save thousands! 91 Freeway & Yorba Linda Blvd. Free call: 1-877-690-8090

@Header:Mobile Services

@normal:HAWAIIAN LIGHTS CO. MOBILE SERVICE. Electric garage doors, landscape lighting, car stereos & alarms. Indoor lighting replacement. Assemble audio & computer wall units. Local resident w/references. Paul the Hawaiian 310-457-9611, pager 310-841-9974

@Header:Musical Instruction

@normal:PIANO & VOCAL TRAINING. All ages. Indiana University grad & childhood learning specialist. (Speech, diction, projection – adults) Other tutoring available. Long-time Malibu resident w/refs. Local number, 310-689-1000 Ext. 5560

@normal:DRUM LESSONS From children to professionals. Over 30 years experience. Records, film, concerts & teaching. Now accepting a limited number of students. Will Ornelas. 310-456-9457. References & credits upon request.

@Header:Painting

@normal:**BARETTA’S ESTATE PAINTING SERVICE**Looking for full-time painting position. Interior – Exterior. Free estimates. 20 years experience in the Malibu area. Pager #310-610-2942

@normal:**THE FAUX ‘HO** Certified interior designer specializes in decorative paint finishes for every surface of your home or office. Standard painting services also available. Call Patricia at 323-874-0937.

@normal:PROFESSIONAL INTERIOR/EXTERIOR PAINTING.Murals/Faux. Expert furniture & cabinet refinishing. Local references. Dean 310-456-5058

@Header:Party Services

@normal:

• ***BEAR TO BEAR BALLOONS***
• Balloons & Bouquets for all Occasions. Now carrying BEANIE BABIES 21217 Pacific Coast Highway & Rambla Pacifico, Malibu. Call 310-456-9746.

@Header:Personals

@normal:******ADVERTISE STATEWIDE!****** Place a 25-word classified ad for $450. Your ad will run in 200+ California newspaper. Combined circurlation over 3.3 million. For information, call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Rae.

@normal:RELATIONSHIP COACH Sylvia Green can help you with your love, marriage and dating concerns. Telephone consultations $1.00 per minute. Call 24-hour hotline (310) 399-5612 or e-mail matingline@aol.com Initial call is free.

@Header:Picture Framing

@normal:MALIBU GALLERY Serving Malibu’s picture framing and art collector needs since 1981. We buy old paintings & photos of Malibu area. Colony Plaza (near Ralph’s). 310-456-5393.

@Header:Plant Care

@normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Quality plant care. Interior & exterior plant design & maintenance. Commercial, residential. 310-457-1625

@Header:Plumbing

@normal:McDERMOTT PLUMBING & PUMPING. Residential, commercial. Call on us to handle what ever comes up. 24-hour emergency service. Plumbing 310-456-2286, Pumping 310-456-1173

@normal:**AMERICAN QUALITY PLUMBING** Repair

• Repipe
• Remodel. Competitive Rates. Same day service. Lic#636701. Call 310-456-7220

@normal:SPIES LIKE US INVESTIGATIONS. Specializing in surveillance, domestic, child custody, video photography, counter-surveillance, nanny-cams, criminal, and civil investigations. PI#20786. 310-455-1861 Topanga, or 805-230-5552, Westlake Village.

@Header:Real Estate

@normal:******ADVERTISE STATEWIDE!****** Place a 25-word classified ad for $450. Your ad will run in 200+ California newspaper. Combined circurlation over 3.3 million. For information call The Malibu Times at 310-456-5507 and ask for Rae.

@normal:RETREAT RANCH NEAR DEL MAR. 8 acre equestrian ranch w/covered lighted riding arena & outdoor riding arena. Situated on 2 estate homesites. Running streams, trails, beautiful country views in prestigious area. Price $1.3 million. One of the last undeveloped gems in coastal north San Diego County. PP 619-756-1665

@normal:*FOR SALE BY OWNER* Picturesque county home set in heart of Santa Monica Mountains. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. 2 fireplace. Horse lot. Quiet street, hiking & riding trails. 1+usable acre. Pool. Guest unit/office. Las Virgenes School District. 8 minutes Malibu, 4 minutes 101 Freeway. ***OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY*** MAY 23 – 1pm-5pm. 2507 STOKES CANYON ROAD, CALABASAS 818-707-9934

@normal:AZ’s BEST BARGAINS. 36 acres – $19,900. Beautiful ranch a perfect 6,100′ climate. Views of San Francisco Peaks & Grand Canyon. Affordable financing. Hurry! Call AZLR 1-877-244-8439. Cal*Scan

@normal:ARIZONA NORTHWEST. 40 acres – $15,900. Great getaway ranch with awesome views. Abundant ground water. E-Z terms. Call AZLR 1-888-244-5263. Cal*Scan

@normal:LAKE TAHOE AREA riverfront 100 AC – $295,000. New to market. Spectacular open & wooded acreage w/famous trout river winding thru it! Tons of browns & rainbows, plus water fowl & wildlife galore! Enjoy Nevada’s quality of life including excellent climate & no taxes! Ideally located in the Sierra Nevadas just 1 hour to Tahoe & Reno. Country rd. frontage, utilities, ample water rights. An incredible opportunity to own prime riverfront in an exclusive location! Financing available. Call owner now. 775-463-0046 Cal*Scan

@Header:Real Estate Commercial

@normal:**BASKIN ROBBINS – 31 FLAVORS** Interested in starting one in Malibu? Call Carter at (949) 240-0418. I have a good location!

@Header:SUMMER COASTAL RENTALS

@normal:MALIBU BROAD BEACH AREA. Private beach. 3 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Furnished house. Deck w/ocean view. Hot tub. 400 ft. to beach. Gated community. Pets welcomed. For rent in July & August. $8,000/month. 310-589-0665

@normal:BEACH FRONT APARTMENT- HUGE STUDIO (750 sq. ft.) for rent. Large full-size kitchen, laundry, parking. Close-in location. New carpet, paint. Long-term $1,695/month. Summer $3,200/month. 310-456-7112. Available now.

@normal:ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU. Small beach house on sandy dry beach. Bright, sunny, cheerfully decorated. June $10,500. July $11,500. August $12,500. September $12,500. Call 310-456-3700.

@normal:LOVELY ARCHITECTURAL, spectacular ocean views, privacy, pool, gardens. Close-in. 3 bedroom, 3 bath. Available June, July, August. $8,000/month. 3 month minimum. Agents Margaret & Melanie. 310-317-9319 or 310-317-9394

@normal:COMPLETELY FURNISHED, POINT DUME. Large homey, sunny 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment w/pool. Available June 1. Short or long-term. $1,550/month + utilities (or exchange for NYC apartment). 310-457-1287

@normal:OCEAN FRONT DELIGHT. Large white tile & oak kitchen, new paint/Berber carpet. All appliances included. Two story, 2 decks. Fireplace. Off-street parking. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, bonus room. Close-in 310-456-3150 Ext 3.

@Header:Rentals

@normal:2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH, large sunny condo w/view, balcony, pool/spa at Kanan & PCH. Bright/clean. 2 large walk-in closets. Parking in carport w/2 spaces. Available now. $1,650/month. 310-456-3411 or 310-456-1160

@normal:MALIBU ROAD 1+1 Sand and ocean view from balcony. Vaulted ceilings, lots of windows. Generous closet space, laundry facilities, stove/refrig/dishwasher. Large bathroom w/tub. Storage space. Parking. Furnished/unfurnished. Available June 1st. $1,775/month. 323-658-1000

@normal:BEAUTIFUL MALIBU, SOUTHWEST SERENE HOME. Miles of trails. Stream, woods, park. Vistas Bonitas. Private, peaceful, spacious. 4-1/2 acres. Award winning architect, Buff & Hensman. New Subzero, etc. Horses O.K. Satellite. $3,750/month. 310-457-4405

@normal:HOUSE FOR RENT. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath. Den w/wet bar, new paint/carpet, open beamed-ceilings throughout. Lots of closets. Quiet, seclude El Nido. No pets. $2,200/month. 310-456-8585

@normal:3,000 SQUARE FOOT BROAD BEACH HOME. 4 bedroom, 3 bath. Double master. Ceramic tile floors, 13 skylights. Perfect for 2 families or roommates. Month to month or lease option available. $5,000/month OR $3,000/month duplex, 3 bedroom, 2 bath. 310-457-7179.

@normal:GREAT OCEAN VIEW AT COUNTY LINE. One bedroom, 1 bath. Newly painted & new carpeting. Balcony. Washer/dryer hookup. No pets. One-lease. $1,200/month. 310-364-8928, or 818-703-7041

@normal:BEACHFRONT APARTMENT- HUGE STUDIO (750 sq. ft.) for rent. Large full-size kitchen, laundry, parking. Close-in location. New carpet, paint. Long-term $1,695/month. Summer $3,200/month. 310-456-7112. Available now.

@normal: 2 CONDOS -EXQUISITE POOL CARBON BEACH 84. Best beach, building, price, best for children. No pets. Lease/summer. Furnished, one queen bed. $2,700-$3,000 (Lease). Summer $3,000-$3,500/month. 3 bedroom, $5,000. Starting June/July. 310-454-2628

@normal:MALIBU TIVOLI COVE. Beautiful tri-level townhouse. Dramatic ocean view. 1+loft (2 bed) Fireplace. A/C, 2-car parking. Pool, tennis court, spa/sauna, exercise room, clubhouse. Gated & secure. $2,200/month. Linda. 310-459-1700×16 or page 310-248-1637.

@normal:MALIBU WEST. 4/3, w/bonus room. Pool/spa. Great family neighborhood. Private beach, tennis, clubhouse. Available July or August. Can reserve now for 6/1 school enrollment cutoff. Consider pets. $3,800/month. +maintenance/utilities. 310-453-0907

@normal:COMPLETELY FURNISHED. POINT DUME. Large homey, sunny 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment w/pool. Available June 1. Short or long-term. $1,550/month + utilities (or exchange for NYC apartment). 310-457-1287

@normal:WHITEWATER & MOUNTAIN VIEWS. Walk to beach. Small guest house. Private entrance. Kitchenette, bathroom, new tile floors throughout. 2-car parking. Available June 1st. References required. $1,000/month. 310-457-3272

@normal:BEACH HOUSE. Charming 2-story Cape Cod on sandy Las Tunas beach. Newly decorated. 3 bedroom plus sun room. Bonus room. Fireplace. Hardwood floors throughout. Large deck. Washer/dryer. $6,500/month. 310-456-8153.

@normal:OCEAN FRONT DELIGHT. Large white tile & oak kitchen, new paint/Berber carpet. All appliances included. Two story, 2 decks. Fireplace. Off-street parking. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, bonus room. Close-in 310-456-3150 Ext 3.

@Header:Rentals To Share

@normal:ENGINEER-PROFESSIONAL seeking responsible person to share fantastic 3 bedroom, 3 bath, fireplace, spa, deck, house overlooking ocean w/views from Pt. Dume to SM on top of Las Flores Canyon. Available June 3. $1,500/month. 310-837-6987, 310-456-7216

@normal:SHARE WRITER’S RETREAT. Small cottage, west Malibu mountains. Male or female. Must be employed, responsible w/references. $450/month +$25 utilities. 1st , last, security. 619-227-9746 Cell or Leave Message at 310-457-5214.

@Header:Rental Wanted

@normal:GAY BODYBUILDER/PERSONAL TRAINER SEEKING room to rent in an estate w/ocean view or swimming pool. Will provide added security. Responsible, dependable, employed. Excellent references. Needed immediately. Call 800-556-4163

@Header:Roofing

@normal: FOUR SEASONS ROOFING. All types of roofing & repairs. Licensed (#726424) Bonded & insured. Workmanship guaranteed. Residential, Commercial & Industrial. LOWEST RESIDENTIAL RATES IN LA! Free estimate. 310-317-9595, 310. Cell, 310-420-0293. Pager 800-417-6052

@normal:***OLYMPIC ROOFING*** Since 1969

• New Roofs
• Maintenance
• Repair Service. Quality Is Not Expensive….It’s Priceless! License #339689. Bonded. 818-993-0029

@normal:PAUL BANCROFT ROOFING, INC. Over 25 years custom quality service. New & Re-roofing, all types. Waterproofing. Commercial*Residential. We’re built on integrity! St. Lic.#467286. Call 818/888-7307

@Header:Rubbish Collection

@normal:ALADDIN DISPOSAL. Brush removal, drop body service, rent-a-bin. Commercial & residential. 310-457-1408. Malibu Customers.

@Header:Self Improvement

@normal:RELATIONSHIP COACH Sylvia Green can help you with your love, marriage and dating concerns. Telephone consultations $1.00 per minute. Call 24-hour hotline (310) 399-5612 or e-mail matingline@aol.com Initial call is free.

@Header:Services

@normal:LETTER PERFECT: Letters, Resumes, Scripts, Manuscripts, Legal, Word Processing, Fax services available. Also, Computer Lessons, Learn Windows 95, & E-mail. Contact Karen 310-456-8625.

@normal:ORGANIZE THIS! Professional organizer. Whatever, wherever, whenever. Home/office set-up & maintenance. Moving/packing, spring cleaning, bill paying, address book, file system, inventory, time & space management. Gift Certificate & much more. Michelle@310-392-1206.

@normal:EXCELLENT PERSONAL ASSISTANT. Energetic, reliable, discreet, self-starter, enthusiastic. Managerial/organizational skills, detailed oriented. Multi-tasked, computer proficient. Excellent Malibu references available. 310-457-2612

@normal:***PRIVATE DRIVER*** Malibu resident looking for full-time driving position. Your car or mine. Also can provide airport transportation. Beeper #310-610-2942

@Header:Signs

@normal:****DOMINO ENTERPRISES**** Signs & Graphics, Murals & Fine Arts. Malibu Resident. Serving The Motion Picture Industry Since 1978. Call 310-317-4699

@Header:Tile

@normal:TOPANGA ART TILE. Mirrors, tables, fountains, mosaics, lighting, sculpture, hand-made & hand-painted, porcelain tile, murals. 310-455-3359. Call for Appointment.

@normal:KITCHEN & BATHROOM REMODELING SPECIALIST, ceramic tile, marble tiles, saltillo, prep. & installation plus full remodeling: carpentry, electrical & plumbing. Licensed, Bonded, Insured. Phone **UHLER CONSTRUCTION** 310-457-5668 License #515395

@Header:Tree Service

@normal:MALIBU TREE TRIMMING. Shaping, thinning, stump grinding, topping, pruning, feeding, removal, cabling, spraying. No charge for consultation or quote. Vincent Godoy, Owner. 310-456-6694

@Header:Window Cleaning

@normal:BEAUTIFUL WINDOWS COMPANY. Professional window washing, carpet cleaning. Call 310-456-8707 today.

Did you know that marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Did you know that in earlier times most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still were somewhat fragrant in June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body emanation.

Did you know that baths equaled a big tub filled with hot water? The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.”

Did you know that likewise May is the time of year in Malibu that the Malibu Lions Club cleans out its lair of venerable Lions and replenish them with freshly inaugurated Malibu Lion administrators. The Malibu Lion officers who will roar in the turn of the century are President Paul Siegel, Vice President Wayne Estill, Secretary Bob Zeider, Treasurer Mark Herron and Titular Tail Twister Bob “give me a buck” Saunders.

Tom Fakehany

Genetically engineered foods sounds impressive, but are they safe? These genes are producing new substances inside the food we eat. Some of these new substances will cause serious reactions in the people who eat them. Allergic reactions are just one of the potential risks. Scientist warn genetic engineering might produce lower nutritional levels, or even create new toxins when unrelated genes are added to plants. Much of these crops have been customized with a bacterial gene that acts as a pesticide. If a crop kill insects, how safe is it for human consumption?

Consumers should have the right to choose whether they expose themselves to these new foods and whether they experiment with this new technology. The Food and Drug Administration requires that labels list any processing change whether a food has been frozen or irradiated, pasteurized or homogenized. But when it comes to genetic engineering the FDA concludes that such information is not relevant to consumers. A group of scientists and consumers are now suing the agency to get mandatory labeling similar to what Europe has already begun. European laws insist that food manufacturers clearly label products containing genetically modified foods. We should implement such laws in the United States. If you want to help Email:ge-mail@lofthouse.com and send the following message: “Add my name to the Consumer Right to Know Petition.” Include Name, Address, Date.

Eat organic and call toll free 1-877-RealFood or visit this web site: www.safe-food.org to make sure you know what you are eating.

Elise Vazelakis