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Trash talk that helps

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    For about 10 years now, I have taken it upon myself to pick up the litter on the most traveled, first three miles of Latigo Canyon Road. No court-mandated community service, no signs proclaiming the name of my business, no newspaper stories. I “just do it.”

    On my twice-weekly sojourns, I pick up trash on one side of the street while driving down the hill on my way to work. I clean up the other side on my way home.

    There is a lot of wear and tear on the old ’89, six-cylinder Dodge Caravan. The more litter there is, the more stops I must make. And with the inevitable increase in population and homes, so is the increase of litter. That’s how it is. The Realtors like what I do. It’s easier to sell homes in a clean canyon. Most residents who have been property owners for a period longer than the next price increase of their homes enjoy the absence of litter. Nine out of 10 drivers who pass me slow down from the posted 35 miles per hour speed limit to wave or honk in thanks.

    The most common litter: cigarette packs, empty beer bottles, soda cans and fast food wrappers. I call this stuff “contractor trash.” I can’t blame the contractors. They are never around! And when you get one of them on the phone they say, “Call the subs.” That’s how it is.

    The most valuable item found: a new Husky Brand 36-piece ratchet set (Home Depot price, $89.95.) Do you think I turned it into the sheriff’s lost and found? “Call the subs.” The saddest thing found: a decaying juvenile deer carcass with a broken hunting arrow protruding from its side. Hunting is legal in our canyon. That’s how it is.

    Late last year I had six recruits. Neighborhood kids (elementary-school age), packed in the Honda Quad with its trailer, helped me on my day off from work. (It’s too dangerous to do this on Sundays anymore due to the 60 to 70 mph “Ninja” cafe motorcycles that race through Latigo. The kids and I were on the far right side of the road, halfway up on the asphalt berm on a straight-away when a new, large, V-8 sized, black Spoiled Utility Vehicle blared its horn (long burst), and the 30ish male driver with trendy sunglasses displayed the middle finger of his right hand in the “profound highway salute” because he had to slow down from 50 mph to the posted speed limit. His license plate frame read, “Malibu, A Way of Life.” Using her left hand, my 7-year-old daughter carefully bent down all but her middle finger of her right hand in imitation of that driver. Waving her gesturing hand in front of me, she proclaimed, “Look Dad, the man was so happy he did this!” I got such a chuckle out of that incident. The sad thing is that just recently, this same individual again expressed his road rage while passing us. In addition to his hand gesture, he shouted the “F” word at the kids through his open window. I know what you are thinking, readers. Yes, that was a hard one to explain! I guess the kids have to learn about the real world some day, but for now they still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

    My message to this driver is — as soon as your house makes enough money for you, move out with the same speed as you got here. These kids and I were born here and brought up here and we’ll be picking up after your type for years after you’re gone.

    Recently, someone else in our canyon became a trash vigilante. We want to thank you, whoever you are. You don’t realize how many skunks, opossum, raccoon, coyotes, deer and other animals you have saved by reducing the sweet-smelling food wrappers that lure them into the roadways.

    If this proposed “Latigo Ranch Retreat” (the yurt project) is allowed to be built up here, we’ll need a lot more help and many more speed limit signs. That’s how it is.

    Jefferson Wagner

    Code enforcement puts fear before fair

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    News analysis

    By Arnold G. York/Publisher

    The heat generated by the code enforcement issue was apparent early in the meeting, as many attending expressed frustration and felt they had been lied to by a succession of former and present City Council members who had promised grandfathering and delivered something that was far less. Several, and they asked their names not be used for fear of retaliation, felt the Malibu law had turned several good-faith, innocent buyers of property on Point Dume and in Malibu Park into potential criminals because of unpermitted structures and a general enforcement attitude that seemed to say to them, “You were guilty until proven innocent.” Many felt fearful about disputing the code enforcement process and expressed specific fear there would in fact be retaliation by city officials.

    The public meeting got off to a particularly rocky start when Lucile Keller, wife of Councilman and candidate Walt Keller, showed up and began to debate with some of the attendees. Keller, a former member of the General Plan Task Force and presently part of the group drafting the Local Coastal Plan, was charged by several at the meeting as one of the people responsible for these Draconian Laws. The discussion quickly deteriorated, and finally the chair of the meeting, Paul Major, asked Keller to leave, which she did although clearly upset by what had transpired.

    The meeting concluded with the group deciding to begin their organizational efforts to find others equally under the gun and then to bring their concerns to the City Council. The group, which hasn’t yet chosen a name, can be reached at PO Box 29201, Heathercliff #134, Malibu 90265-1446 or at 457.2920. Its next meeting is set for Jan. 22 at the Point Dume Marine Science School library.

    Millennium Cove

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      Millennium Cove

      Is a time and place known only to Nancy and me.

      Millennium Cove is a state of mind

      And a special place where we

      Watch the timeless turmoil

      Of wind and wave and rock,

      Hand in hand on the trembling sand,

      Awed by the primal shock.

      Millennium Cove

      Has a pirates cave where the sea comes rushing in,

      And slurps and sloshes and slides and slaps

      With an irrepressible din.

      Children again for an hour or two,

      We laugh and climb and hide!

      Nancy and me against the sea

      And the tricks of a rascally tide.Millennium Cove

      Is a secret cove without the summer crowds,

      And the winter sky is a stormy sky,

      Mottled with scudding clouds

      Like celestial galleons they threaten,

      And soon the sunlight fades,

      As armadas clash, and the cadenced crash

      Of the sea drums a cannonade.

      Millennium Cove

      Has great black rocks that never seem to smile

      At comical pelicans solemnly

      Flying by in single file.

      Millennium Cove has a lonely gull

      Who seems to want to be,

      In this little cove, this special place,

      A friend to Nancy and me.

      Millennium Cove

      Is timeless. I would not trivialize

      These ancient shores and caverns

      With calendars that surmise

      To measure time in micro-spans …

      “Millennia?” This primordial sea,

      These hoary rocks, these Cambrian sands,

      Evoke eternity!

      Bill Dowey

      The kindness of strangers

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        Being a resident for 23 years, I have again learned of the kindness and helpfulness of my Malibu neighbors.

        1999 has been a wonderful year! Not because of losing most of my eyesight, but because of the friendship extended to me by everyone. You see, I am now dependent upon public transportation, buses, hitchhiking, Dial-a-Ride and walking.

        While waiting or walking, many of you have stopped and offered me rides to where I need to go. From strangers, we have become good friends. Your fellowship again proves that Malibu is a great place.

        To all of you, and especially to my private “taxi” service friends, I thank you and wish you a prosperous Year 2000.

        Walter Young

        P.S. Please don’t honk. It makes me jump.

        Unfair practices of AYSO

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          AYSO and values appear to be mutually exclusive concepts. Last month, my son Ryan, as well as 14 other under-12-year-old boys, was notified that he was selected to the AYSO All-Star soccer team. He was elated at the honor of such selection. Shortly thereafter, he was notified of the practice schedule and was solicited for his jersey size. Approximately one week later we were informed that certain parents had complained with respect to the absence of their children on the team (a prevalent occurrence with All-Star teams), and that, resultantly, a tryout was scheduled to be used as a determinant of the ultimate soccer All-Star team. Ryan, and I, attended the tryout, which was comprised of approximately 1-1/2 hours of timed sprints and dribbling tests, and approximately half an hour of scrimmaging conducted on two extremely small fields. Allegedly, as a result of the scores tabulated from such tryout of absolutely dubious value (a full weekend of tryouts would have been valuable), four kids were replaced on the team, of which one of them was Ryan, who was informed via a voice mail message. Curiously, not all of the replacements even participated in such tryouts conducted for a ludicrously short duration, by personnel who were absolutely ignorant as to the competency of the kids as evidenced over the course of the past soccer season. Furthermore, the All-Star coach and division director did not participate in the selection process, a supposed imperative per AYSO. AYSO set itself up for an untenable and misguided outcome by scheduling the aforementioned tryout and which would knowingly presage a reneging of commitments made to the original All-Star team selectees.

          Thus far, the predominance of the discourse with respect to this matter has been directed towards the bickering amongst certain individuals with respect to the process and who said what to whom. There has been a conspicuous absence of discussion regarding the moral foundation that should underpin our children’s behavior and that of AYSO, as well as consideration of the perspectives and feelings of those children removed from the team. Unfortunately, the messages communicated to the children are that a) an adult’s word and commitment are of absolutely specious value and b) the proverbial squeaky wheel does in fact get the grease — that is, those who complain loudest and are most politically connected will prevail. As someone who deals extensively in the business world, my word and commitments must be, and are, truthful and irrevocable. I constantly reinforce these values in my children. Absent fraudulent representations, even if subsequent facts surface that would have adversely affected my investment decisions or commitments, a deal is a deal! Reprehensibly, AYSO’s actions evidence they believe otherwise.

          With respect to the commentary directed towards Mike Doyle in the Malibu Surfside News Jan. 6 edition, I find it regrettable and unfounded. As someone whose son has been coached by Mike, I believe his ethics to be unquestionably righteous. Regarding comments about Mike being “inexperienced” and having selected an All-Star team that was “unbalanced and unfair,” that evidences personal malice towards Mike and ignorance with respect to Mike’s track record and the team he selected. Mike not only grew up with the sport of soccer but has coached numerous AYSO championship teams and All-Star teams. He would not have possessed an agenda to construct an “unbalanced and unfair” team — that’s unfathomable. In fact, quite to the contrary, due to his intimate knowledge of the kids selected, and those not selected, as well as soccer strategy, he sought to construct a “balanced team” with extraordinary chemistry (something that the AYSO “tryout” and ultimate selection process gave no value to whatsoever) and skills, consistent with his formation and substitution strategy for the team.

          It is possible that certain kids possessed higher individual skill levels than particular kids selected on the initially selected team, possibly. Did that make it justifiable to unwind the initial team, implement a worthless tryout mechanism, incorporate a highly politicized decision making process and completely disregard commitments made to the kids on the original team, absolutely not. Sadly, AYSO opted for, and subsequently endorsed, a misguided process that sought to assuage certain parents with utter disregard for the feelings of certain kids, but most importantly, to the expense of appropriate values and messages being communicated to the most important interested parties, our children.

          Kenneth Friedman

          Needing other people

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            The following letter was sent to the Malibu City Council.

            I have, very happily, been a member of the Malibu community for 27 years, and my husband and I look forward to spending the rest of our lives in our home here. What we love about Malibu is not merely the physical beauty, but also the sense of community. The word neighbor is an important one to us, and for that reason we respectfully request that the Malibu City Council remove item 4A from [its Jan. 10] meeting until a later unspecified date. We are aware of the tension and contention this application has incurred, and it is important to us that we have a chance to explore our neighbors’ concerns, to adjust to those which we can and to set straight some misperceptions about what kind of structure we would like to build.

            We are aware that the Planning Commission, after investigating this matter exhaustively, has found our plans to be compliant with legal requirements and community character, and we respect that the members of the City Council would give requisite weight to these findings, but we prefer, nonetheless, to have a period in which we can meet with our neighbors, inform them, let them inform us and move ahead after communication has worked its wonders and achieved consensus.

            Also, we are aware that there is some apprehension among the members of the Zumirez Drive neighborhood that we might eventually donate our home to a state organization, but I can assure all of the people of Point Dume in writing that this will never happen.

            Thank you for your consideration of our request.

            Barbra Streisand

            Ex post festum

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              It was the Monday after Christmas,

              And all through my house,

              Every creature was ailing, even my Malibu mouse.

              The adult toys were all broken, their batteries dead;

              I’m sure Santa was passed out, with ice on his head.

              Christmas wrapping and ribbons covered my floor

              My wife sound asleep continued to snore.

              And I in my new boxers and clothing from Deans’,

              Went into the family room and started to clean.

              When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

              I sprang from the sofa to see what was the matter.

              Away to the window I flew like a flash,

              I tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

              When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

              But a red, white and blue truck with an oversized mirror.

              The operator was smiling, so lively and grand,

              The patches on his jacket said “U.S. Postman.”

              With a handful of holiday bills, he grinned like a fox

              Then quickly he stuffed them into my mailbox.

              Bill after bill, after bill, after bill, they still came.

              Warbling and shouting he called them by name:

              Now Macy’s, here is Structures’, now Penny’s and Sears

              Here is Robinson’s, Sax’s, Target and Cheer’s.

              To the tip of the limit, every store, every mall,

              Now charge away, charge away, charge away all!

              He yelled and he whistled as he completed his work.

              He filled up my mailbox box, and then turned with a jerk.

              He sprang to his truck and drove down the PCH road,

              Driving much faster with just half a load.

              Then I heard him exclaim with a holiday jeer,

              Enjoy what you got you’ll be paying all year!

              Isn’t that the truth.

              Tom Fakehany

              Council postpones Streisand decision

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              After receiving a last-minute letter from Barbra Streisand requesting a postponement, and seeing about 20 people wanting to speak, the City Council Monday night allowed public comment but continued a decision on plans for her Point Dume home until next month.

              The Planning Commission earlier approved the megastar’s 11,000-plus-square-foot project, including a two-story, 28-foot-high house, a detached garage and two basements. Streisand’s representative at the meeting, Jamie Harnish, said the basements were needed to inventory her memorabilia for the Smithsonian.

              The council still must to decide whether Streisand and her husband, James Brolin, were granted special waivers to allow overbuilding on a small lot and reducing setbacks from an Environmentally Sensitive Habitat Area on a primary coastal bluff.

              Streisand’s letter asked for the postponement until an unspecified date so she and Brolin could meet with neighbors, explore their concerns and “set straight some misperceptions about what kind of structure we would like to build.” The couple would then “move ahead after communication has worked its wonders and achieved consensus.” [See Letters to the Editor for the full text of the letter.]

              The council, responding to charges of favoritism for celebrities, as well as jibes from the audience about the upcoming municipal election in April, postponed the agenda item until Feb. 28.

              The structure would be set back 75 feet from the bluff’s edge. Ordinarily, development on blufftop property must be kept 100 feet from coastal scrub. The beach below the bluff is the only one in Point Dume owned by residents of the neighboring street.

              Next-door neighbors Eric and Cheryl Jacobson, who appealed the Planning Commission decision twice last year, told the council they were concerned with the magnitude of the proposed development and the extent of departure from neighborhood standards.

              “This application has been approved even though it exceeds the property development and design standards for size, as it pertains to neighborhood standards, by 232 percent,” Eric Jacobson said. “[P]erhaps most importantly, the setback for an Environmentally Sensitive Habitat Area was unnecessarily waived … . I’m also alarmed at what appears to be a preferential application of the property development and design standards for this particular project.

              “One of the things I’ve noticed during the planning process for this project is that I feel we are involved in a shell game,” Jacobson continued. “This project is disguised as a single-family residential home when, in fact, it is truly a large entertainment facility posing as a two-bedroom house where much of the uncounted bulk is underground or in the single stories that rise 26 feet in height.”

              Other neighbors, including Denise Ferris, claim the commercial nature of some of Streisand’s activities (such as interviews and editing) has caused excessive traffic. “Because of the cul de sac, every car has to make a right turn,” Ferris said. “The TV crews and caterers are endangering our children and animals.”

              Overwatering is endangering bluff stability, council members were told. Dusty Peak, a 40-year resident and avid surfer, said water from the bluffs falls on him and offered to show the city where Johnny Carson’s lights fell down.

              Mari Stanley, who lives within 500 feet of the Brolins, claims water from the area was flowing onto her property and called for an investigation of the watering bills. She also claims the neighborhood beach was used illegally when it was photographed for the record jacket for Streisand’s “Higher Ground” CD, and that Streisand’s film “The Mirror Has Two Faces” was edited on Streisand’s property.

              Stanley also said Streisand’s staff repeatedly ignored requests to slow down their driving.

              She also said the Brolin house was “not a residence but a storage facility.”

              Before Streisand’s letter promising never to donate the home to a “state organization” was read into the record, Ramirez Canyon Homeowner Association President Ruth White called for people to protest possible California Coastal Commission approval today (Thursday) of the Ramirez Canyon Public Park. Streisand donated that 22-acre site to The Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy seven years ago.

              Students try new form of ‘sitting in’

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              The City Council has probably never looked younger or fitter than it did Friday. Still, debates were emphatic and positions were held as staunchly as always.

              Youth-in-Government Day brought Malibu High School students from the government classes of teachers Adam Panish and Harry Keiley together with various city government officials. After meeting at City Hall individually with their assigned mentors, the students role played in a mock City Council meeting.

              City Treasurer Pete Lippman hosted student Mike Seider in preparation for Seider’s presentation to the mock council. After recounting a brief history of the city, Lippman explained to Seider the responsibilities of a treasurer and city auditor.

              “When people talk about investments, the first thing they talk about is yield,” Lippman said. “That’s third for us. First is safety, second is liquidity.”

              Several conference rooms away, Planning Commissioners Ken Kearsley and Ed Lipnick were tussling with the political intransigence of students Angalika Oatway and Robin Baltrushes, while Drew Purvis was coaching Jules Neale on issues faced by Building & Safety.

              Baltrushes and Oatway held fast to building “nothing” on the land known as the Chili Cook-Off site, at the corner of Webb Way and PCH. Purvis gently explained, “In a city, you can’t have zero commercial development.”

              “Let’s say it’s your property. What would you do with it?” Lipnick continued. Requesting clarification, Baltrushes wondered, “Where would you have the Chili Cook-off?” Lipnick agreed to find another place for it and re-posed his question. Baltrushes acceded to only a park on the site.

              Kearsley quizzed Oatway in preparation for her appearance before the mock council, and she snapped back with the correct answers.

              “So, do you think you have an idea of what we do?” Kearsley asked Oatway. “Oh, yeah!” she enthused.

              After the individual mentoring sessions, the students were bussed to the Michael Landon Center for the mock council session. Those students paired with council members sat with their mentors, along with students Jesse Erwin in the city clerk’s spot and Daniel Geren sitting in for the city manager.

              The mock council members heard from those students role playing as various city personnel, posing questions and then voting on the proposed agenda items.

              The council heard an appeal from a Planning Commission decision denying a request to build a larger-than-allowable home. After intense questioning by student Jordan Tabak, the mock council unanimously approved the commission’s decision.

              A decision on a cable franchise permit agreement was not so easily reached by the mock council. After a 2-to-2 roll call vote, student Chihara Aoki seemed torn at having to break the tie. Her mentor, Mayor Carolyn Van Horn, quickly noted, “That’s what it feels like,” then sympathetically urged a decision.

              For approval of the city’s investment policy, the day’s city treasurer introduced his report to the mock council, Lippman seated beside him. Student Greg Williams, mentored by Councilman Walt Keller, questioned the criteria used. Without prompting from Lippman, Seider listed safety, liquidity and yield. Lippman seemed pleased at the lesson taught, and Seider seemed pleased at the unanimous approval by the mock council.

              Other student participants included: Alex Betuel, Julie Platner, Jussie Smollet, Kelly Hine, Shauna Bass, Christopher Marsolek, Forest Howlett, Julie Repp, Jennifer Barrett, Jamie Olsafsky and Brittany Turek.

              The idea for the day had been proposed to the City Council by Councilman Tom Hasse. It was coordinated by the Parks & Recreation Department and assisted by Malibu High School staff. “I think the kids learned something, and so did we,” said Hasse. Said Parks & Recreation Supervisor Marilyn Stern, next year she will plan for a full day, allowing for more individual time with the mentors and a longer council session, this year’s council having run well over its allotted time.

              Coastal to review Steisand Center use permit

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              Ramirez Canyon residents say they’re fed up with the Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy and they aren’t going to take it any more.

              The homeowners plan to descend en masse on the California Coastal Commission meeting today (Thursday) to try to convince the panel to deny the conservancy’s application for more intense commercial use of the Streisand Center.

              The secluded residential property, with its five houses, was donated to the conservancy by Barbra Steisand in 1993 with the stipulation that it be used as a think tank for environmental studies.

              But after the conservancy moved its offices from Solstice Canyon onto the Streisand property, things have taken a different course, residents say, and intense use of the center for fund-raising is severely compromising the fragile environment of the canyon and creating safety issues on its narrow road.

              Recognizing there might be multiple problems with the site, shortly after the conservancy took over the property, the state Finance Department issued a memorandum stating state funds could not be used to support the facility, said attorney Mindy Sheps, a Ramirez Canyon resident.

              “The conservancy’s take on that was they needed to generate money from the site to support themselves,” Sheps said. “They realized early on they couldn’t afford to run it as a small think tank. They should have recognized they had a white elephant and sold the property.”

              The conservancy applied to the Coastal Commission for “after-the-fact” approval to convert the five single-family residences into offices and to operate a commercial enterprise on the property.

              Coastal’s staff submitted its recommendations in October for the panel to consider at its November meeting. Staff recommendations included: restricting all functions to 40 participants or less, no more than 72 such events annually; requiring the conservancy to transport guests in no more than seven vans to the site from sufficient private offsite parking (excluding the Winding Way Trailhead lot); and improving the septic systems and submitting a revised plan for the adequate immediate evacuation of all assembled guests.

              Coastal then exercised its one-time right to postpone the scheduled November hearing, allowing the conservancy to submit an amendment to its Coastal Permit Application Dec. 8 (one year after its original application), asking for the right to hold 365 small (40 guests or less) events; 365 commercial special events (with 150-200 participants); 260 canyon and guided tours (40 or less); to convert its six residential lots to a public park and implement a Recreational Transit Program.

              Coastal staff issued a revised report Dec. 22. Residents say they were appalled to learn of the staff’s reversal and of the escalation in the proposed use of the property.

              Staff countered it now has more information regarding health and safety issues, such as fire and septic capacity. The center, however, does not meet even minimum county fire requirements for public events, and the septic system, which the conservancy acknowledged was woefully inadequate even for residential purposes, has not been improved.

              “Regrettably, the conservancy has been aware, since at least 1994, that its septic systems leached into the adjacent blue-line stream,” said Sheps. The conservancy, in its amended application, says it will install three portable toilets.

              The larger issue, opponents say, is the Revised Staff Report failure to discuss Coastal Act Section 30250, which requires that: “commercial development be located within, contiguous with, or in close proximity to existing developed areas able to accommodate it.”

              “The commission would never approve this use if an ordinary developer were the applicant because commercial uses are too intense for this rural-residential environment and the risks too great,” said Sheps, who estimates the new plan would generate 168,500 vehicle trips per year more than the number generated by the property’s five single-family homes.

              In an attempt to put the project in context, Sheps notes as the property is zoned for one house per five acres, the project exceeds by 840 percent the intensity of use permitted under Malibu’s zoning code and Malibu’s land use plan.

              In the absence of a Local Coastal Plan — Malibu has never completed its plan though a city commission, chaired by Lucile Keller, has been working on a Local Coastal Plan for years — applications go to the Coastal Commission.

              Ruth White, president of the Ramirez Canyon Homeowners Association, said the group has filed a lawsuit against the conservancy for “overburdening the road.” She said conservancy Executive Director Joe Edmiston requested postponement of the coastal hearing. “Around Christmas time, he called his rubber-stamp board to a meeting on the creation of a new Ramirez Canyon Park. Nobody asked us if we wanted to be a park.” Edmiston was unavailable for comment as of press time Tuesday.

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