Once upon a time there was a governmental body that was searching for a city attorney so that they may fall deeply in love. They came upon a wetland swamp where they saw a frog and felt a strange attraction for this creature. They cradled the frog in their hands, and then kissed her. At once there was a huge flash of bright white light and the frog turned into celebrated city attorney. But it was only wizardry, for in the end the City Council discovered that they had warts and they turned the eminent city attorney back into a maudlin frog, only $227,000 richer.
This unassailable frog is in authenticity a leprechaun who has once again returned to the City of Malibu. Returned to end of the rainbow to command its pot of gold, her pot of gold. May the Malibu City Council take pleasure in their remaining days before they too are turned into wetland frogs.
And that is all I have to say (sure).
Tom Fakehany