In last week’s issue of The Malibu Times, Jo Ruggles is quoted as saying, “I’m discouraged, I’m disgusted, and I want to move to Ventura or Oxnard.” She went on to say, “I can’t believe the voters are that ignorant.” Presumably, she is referring to the majority of voters who were not conned by the many false and misleading representations put out by her two-time loser candidate, John Mazza. Anyway, Jo, I feel your pain and would like to help you make the move, especially to Oxnard, where they approve of the LNG plant being built off their shores.
So, I hereby volunteer to head the newly formed “Committee to Help Jo Move to Ventura or Oxnard.” I know there are many others in Malibu, especially those ignorant voters you disdain so much, who would all pitch in enthusiastically. All contributions to get Jo to a place where she would be happier will be gratefully accepted. I’ll get back to you when I have set up the new Moving Van Charity. If we raise enough money, maybe we can afford to send Jo’s buddies, Ozzie Silna, Jay Liebig, Steve Karsh and Rich Fox, with her.
Doug O’Brien