Dear Lt. Governor of Florida:
Last Saturday, I purchased a Florida Lotto ticket at a local convenience store.
That night, I watched the Lotto result on TV, then I checked my ticket. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the numbers I had chosen on my ticket did not match the winning numbers. I had intended to pick the winning numbers, but I had made a mistake on my ticket. I have contacted a lawyer and, because my intent to pick the winning numbers was genuine, he said I have a case.
In light of this turn of events, I am requesting that you go ahead and send me the money I am owed. Your cooperation in this unfortunate incident is appreciated.
Sincerly, Honest Citizen
Can you picture the people in Palm Beach County trying to order Sushi?
Next election in Palm Beach, Regis will be there to ask, “Is that your final answer?”
Alex Spassoff