It is rumored that Malibu’s public figures no longer write their own “Letters to the Editor,” and there is some evidence that they can’t or don’t read the community letters either. Perched on top of my improvised soapbox, I write this impromptu letter to comment on a recent “Dear Editor Letter.”
Malibu activist Doug O’Brien should get off his pedestal and stop sermonizing about no longer protecting the California mountain lions. Mountain lions are good for the ecosystem as research suggests that mountain lions eat only cats, dogs and environmentalists. As chair of the Malibu City Parks Commission, Doug should spend more time trying to find out where the new city parks are located that Councilperson Ken Kearsley says the City has recently purchased (without a special bond measure) for our children, grandchildren and tourists, as I can’t find them.
The only items of substance I can locate that the city has purchased are the bus benches and trash containers located along PCH with the City of Malibu logo imprinted on them. I guess this purchase was made in event unpopular vacationers get off course and can’t find what city they are lost within because transit tourists don’t use those containers for trash. Those Malibu City bus benches are the root of all the Malibu City Council’s problems. When former Mayor Walter “you don’t have to remember anything” Keller approved the bus benches and waste cans for purchase by the City of Malibu, he failed to advise the installers to Feng Shui them for installation in a Northeastern direction for “wisdom.” Instead they are positioned (Feng Shui’ed) in Southeastern, Southern and Westerly directions for “chaos.”
And that is all I have to say (sure)
Tom Fakehany