Keep two wheels on the pavement,
When you park at Zuma Beach!
No matter if your car gets crushed —
You had best park it on the street!
It’s hard to actually imagine,
That so little needs be done;
That the minions of our city
Target our aerobatic runs!
No matter if the pavement
Is covered by creeping sand —
You’d best have two wheels on the street,
Or the “ticket” is quite grand.
Perhaps now that voting’s over,
People will forget.
But where’s the common sense and kindness?
Could it now be held in check?
H. Emmett Finch