Have you ever found when you’re browsing around
And there’s nothing to buy to excite you
A salesperson is there with a smile and a stare
And she follows so close she could bite you
But when you’ve something in mind
And you haven’t much time
No matter how firm your persistence,
You can plead, you can shout
But there’s no one about to offer you any assistance
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli