Letter: Clear and Present Danger

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Letter to the Editor

In response to Letter to the Editor: Think on it. Thank you, Susan “Soulja Boy” Tellem, for warning us of the dangers of our deceased classmate, Johnny Strange. Let us refrain from naming a skate park (a pastime he loved) after Mr. Strange because of the imminent threat he poses to our community. I am certain that his grieving family and friends were touched by your concern. I also admire your vocal support in the campaign to rename what is now Ballard Mountain, but Johnny Strange is clearly a more pressing issue. I would like to take this opportunity to propose permanently renaming Burgess Meredith Way, for The Penguin committed acts nearly as heinous as the car surfing teenager.

Joseph Nat Gibson and Sam Diego Chavira