I believe that you should always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. In keeping with the spirit of the season I have noted this Halloween’s preferred adolescent witticisms.
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?
A roller ghoster!!
If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child?
Frostbite
How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
By bony express!
Why aren’t vampires popular?
Because they are a pain in the neck
Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
Because he was all wrapped up!
What do you say to a two headed monster?
Hello! Hello!
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the “W”
What is the best way to call Dracula?
Long distance
Where does a vampire keep his money?
In a bloodbank
What color are ghosts?
BOOOO!(blue)
What kind of mistakes do Malibu Times editors make at Halloween?
Boo boo’s!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
What is a little witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a Malibu councilman?
A see-through torso that says “Boo! –I Got You!”
Tom Fakehany
Editor’s note: We make mistakes?