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Showdown in Ramirez Canyon

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Tensions increased last week between Ramirez Canyon residents and the Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy, drawing in sheriff’s deputies on Sunday to supervise a protest by residents over another private, catered function at the Streisand Center for Conservancy Studies.

The residents are seeking a court order to stop the weddings and parties at the Streisand center. Residents say the functions are ruining their canyon because they bring noise and traffic into the community almost every weekend.

The center rents out its facilities to raise money for environmental programs at the center, and to pay for the maintenance of the grounds of Barbra Streisand’s former estate, which she donated to the state agency in 1993.

Recently, the residents hired security guards, posting them at the gates to the private community, to record the names and license plate numbers of visitors.

Conservancy Director Joe Edmiston, appearing at the last City Council meeting on a related matter, complained that residents are creating a public policy issue. If the residents obtained visitors’ names and license plate numbers, they could get private information about them, he said.

But resident Ruth White said the guards were hired to count the visitors and cars so residents could try to substantiate the claim in their lawsuit that Ramirez Canyon Road is being overburdened by the conservancy.

“They didn’t want us counting cars,” she said. Center visitors park outside the canyon and are shuttled in by van.

Last week, the center hosted three events, each of which drew at least 150 guests. At an Oct. 14 event, White said, a number of rangers from state parks appeared at the gate and attempted to restrain the guards from counting visitors. White said that Edmiston, dressed in his ranger uniform, issued tickets to the guards. Residents at the gate, she said, became angry and yelled at the rangers for interfering with the guards’ duties.

All the while, she said, “a humongous number of cars were coming in.”

Ramirez residents were so “riled up,” she said, that a demonstration was planned for Oct. 18 when another event would take place at the center. Residents were told not to block the shuttle vans and to keep the demonstration peaceful. White said residents were so angry that, “Under the circumstances, the neighborhood behaved very well.”

Sheriff’s Capt. Bill McSweeney said Edmiston asked him to have sheriff’s deputies present at the protest. McSweeney said he had not heard any reports of the protest getting out hand. He said he hoped the residents and the conservancy could work out their differences.

“It’s a lousy use of police resources to baby-sit up there every weekend,” he said, but in the meantime, “we’ll do our best to get the Hatfields and the McCoys to get along.”

Cutting traffic queue not worth the cost

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Barring unexpected snags or storm clouds on the horizon, Caltrans officials say they remain optimistic about meeting their Nov. 12 deadline to reopen all lanes of Pacific Coast Highway. The lifeline to Malibu has been reduced to two lanes between Las Flores Canyon and Big Rock since a landslide occurred June 19. Caltrans crews and contractors have been working to complete a buttress and drainage system and a 250-foot-long retaining wall and to haul away remaining dirt and debris.

La Costa residents, meantime, are getting some relief from motorists who have been using their streets to shortcut the eastbound backup. On Monday, Caltrans posted a No Left Turn sign at PCH and Rambla Vista. Turning on to the western end of Rambla Vista will be prohibited between 7 a.m. and 9 a.m. — peak times for the morning commute. Rambla Vista has been closed to through traffic since the 1993 fire. After residents complained about speeding cars and traffic, patrol cars were posted in the area but only turned cars away. Now, with the sign, motorists will be cited and won’t get off so easily. Still, some sheriff’s officers seem to think their energies may be better directed elsewhere. “I don’t think it’s as serious as it’s being made out to be,” said Sgt. Martin Daily. “But if there’s a sign, we will enforce it.”

Commission set to draft hillside housing ordinance next week

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The city planning staff had hoped the Planning Commission would have completed more work at its meeting Monday on a draft of the proposed hillside housing ordinance, but the commission put off most of the heavy-lifting until a special workshop next week.

At that meeting, the commission will propose the threshold for regulation under the hillside management program, propose hillside design guidelines and decide whether they think the planning director or the commission itself should review proposed projects. A public hearing on the draft ordinance will follow in mid-November.

The commission made progress on minor issues, but it was apparently not enough for Planning Director Craig Ewing. He told the commission they were moving “very slowly” on preparing the draft ordinance.

“It’s not an easy task, I recognize that,” he said.

Ewing asked the commission to review the hillside design guidelines from Mill Valley, Calif. He said those particular guidelines are well written and may be appropriate for adoption, with some modifications. Those guidelines provide for, among other concerns, the protection of ridgeline views, landscaping plans that are compatible with a site and neighboring properties, and the materials and colors used on roofs and siding.

The Mill Valley guidelines say that siding should be natural colors or painted or stained earth-tones and roofs should be compatible with a tract’s surroundings. Mill Valley also has a design review board that considers exceptions.

The Planning Commission does not appear likely to recommend such a board for Malibu, because of criticism from local architects.

Commissioner Andrew Stern asked architect Ed Niles whether he would accept a review board that acted only when a development application was denied. Niles said he thinks a review board, even in that circumstance, would act only as “taste mongers.” “I don’t want a group to set themselves up as the arbiters of taste,” said Niles.

The next workshop is scheduled for Oct. 27 at 6:30 p.m. The location has not been determined.

A walk on the bright side

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I decided to take a walk along the beach this evening. The sun was just beginning to set – the sky was a deep baby blue, some purples, with tropical red/pink clouds. The ocean was aqua with rainbows in the spray from the waves. As I got closer to the Point, I saw a seal dive from a rock into the clear water – I could see the seal’s body moving to the currents, playing and “body surfing” in the waves. My mouth was smiling, my heart was happy and high, my mind felt light.

I walked home, and as I entered my gate I saw rabbits running and heard the beginning of the night sounds. My home was safe and cozy, I looked out the window to see millions of stars, my cats were happy to see me and purring around my feet, my dog ran to drink water happy to be home after her walk. Later, as I waited for the man who shares all this with me to arrive home, the coyotes sang and howled to me.

The next morning I had the privilege to escort a few very young children on a hike at our Nature Preserve, Charmlee. Around me, once again, was nature’s beauty — butterflies, fall flowers, rock formations, native plants and trees, birds, lizards and other creatures and fantastic panoramic views.

How fortunate I am to be here in such a beautiful area. And then I thought of all those complaining people. I thought of J. Patrick Maginnis’ letter to the editor of Sept. 24, who was upset because his daughter couldn’t go to Crown Bookstore in Malibu because it closed and had to go “all the way” to Thousands Oaks or Westlake. My first thought was what about our local bookstores — they may be small but they can order books for you. Also, we do have a nice library that can request books from other libraries and that has a computer for public use. I may not go back as far as many readers, but I remember Malibu when Point Dume was pronounced “Doo-may,” when the only entertainment was going over to the Crazy Horse (now the Malibu Inn) for a beer. And the best breakfast was at the Colony (now a parking lot for the shopping center). Actually, I liked it that way — I’m the reclusive type anyway! Then something happened around the ’80s — lots of people moved into Malibu, unfortunately, many came for the “prestige” of having a Malibu address! Many had no idea of the fortune of nature but wanted to make a fortune by plowing through nature. More and more building started and the insight of being able to have our own city to help balance out nature and the building came into being.

So now we have our own city, and another letter to the editor came to mind, this one in the form of a poem – which was really slanderous trite. Malibu can actually be the example for the rest of California — for the rest of our country. We have the opportunity to show the importance of preserving our environment — land and sea (and even air — so much new air traffic). And what do we do? Complain and slander! Remember the expression, “You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time?” So maybe our City Council is not doing things the way you would — at least respect the fact that they are the ones sitting there hour after hour trying. I think we all need to appreciate – even more – what we have. We should be able to give constructive criticism that leads to solutions — and be willing to get involved.

Then there’s always the PCH problem. I think we are all inconvenienced by the closing of lanes on PCH. But isn’t it better than when it was completely closed? Actually, I try to create value in every situation. When PCH closed, I made my drives an adventure. I found new routes, I caught up on my reading by getting audio books — I couldn’t wait to get in the car and “read” the next chapter — or perhaps listen to my favorite music. Yes, at times it took me three hours instead of 40 minutes to get to my destination — and I got cranky sometimes. But at least now I don’t have to go through the Valley, and I can see the ocean while I’m “crawling” home.

So by all means, give your input — but let’s try to do this thinking of the whole picture (not just what we want). In Malibu, the whole picture includes our unique environment — we’ve pushed enough of the native creatures off land to build. It seems to be time to put the children’s heritage, and earth’s creatures first – hopefully in 20 years there will still be enough space, nature and clean ocean. To do that takes work, commitment and perhaps even a trade-off — a “sacrifice” — a little less thinking of self. But life is cause and effect. Think of the great effects that come from noble causes!

There is enough garbage news in our country and our world. We don’t have to be “Pollyanna” in Malibu — there’s a lot of negative stuff here too — but we can unite more for a healthy aware environment for humans that is animal friendly and alert to our native plants. Let’s “roll up our sleeves” and get to work!

Everything is sacred.

Alessandra DeClario

Trendy Cafe

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There’s a trendy cafe where people of fame

Get reservations because of their name

The decor is abstract and so is the food

The acoustics are bad and the waiters are rude

When I got a call from my friends to say

“We’ll take you to dine there,

We’re coming your way,”

I tried to dissuade them, but they didn’t care

They had read all about it in Vanity Fair

The din was distracting and the food not improved

The waiter was distant, his thoughts far removed

Our guesses proved right, (true to our suspicion,)

He was calling his agent about his audition

You may still want to try it, so what the heck!

But don’t be surprised when you see the check!

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

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@Header:Chef/Cook

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@Header:Employment Services

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@Header:Finances

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@Header:Firewood

@normal:**FIREWOOD** Eucalyptus, avocado or sycamore. Well aged & cut/split in convenient sizes. $95 per cord. $55 per half cord. You pick up. 310-456-3230

@normal:FIREWOOD Hardwood- Eucalyptus and Macadamia. Delivered and stacked. Half cord: $175.00, Whole cord $300.00. 457-2613.

@Header:Flea Market

@normal:HAVE YOU ADVERTISED IN OUR “FLEA MARKET” YET?? IF NOT, JUST GIVE US A CALL & WE WILL BE GLAD TO RUN YOUR AD; OR WE WILL RENEW IT. 456-5507 Ext. 108 or Fax 456-8986

@normal:ELECTRIC Mini Magic Muffin Maker. Betty Crocker. $7. 829-1568

@normal:MASSAGER for back w/heat & adjustments. Pollenex. $25. 838-4192

@normal:TV GAME by Mattel w/12 game modules. $25. 829-1568

@normal:LIGHT FIXTURE COVERS, 6 assorted glass globes. $11. 829-1568

@normal:VAPORIZER, “Devilbiss” works fine. $5. 829-1568

@normal:ROCKING CHAIR. Large wooden, cane back & seat. $17. 829-1568

@normal:CRUTCHES, aluminum. Adjustable. $10. 829-1568

@normal:BIKE, boy’s. Toma-Hawk, 10 speed. Like new, color black purple. $95. 457-3308

@normal:WET SUIT. O’Neil. Size 12. Great condition. Just too small!! $45. 457-5115

@normal:SOFA. Wicker, queen-size sofa bed. Good condition. $95. 457-6169

@normal:TABLE, coffee table, wicker w/glass top. $45. 457-7545.

@normal:FIREWOOD EUCALYPTUS, AVOCADO. $95 CORD. $55 HALF CORD. YOU PICK UP. 310-456-3230

@normal:EXERCISE SYSTEM, “Total Gym.” Complete exercise system. Orig. $500. Selling $100. 456-5986

@normal:MICROSCOPE. High-quality. Orig. $600. Selling for $100. 456-5986

@normal:PORTABLE CHIROPRACTIC TABLE. Like new. $100. 456-5986

@normal:TRAILER. Small travel trailer, storage or guest room. 457-2261.

@normal:SOFAS.2 full size matching sofas. One damaged. $20 each. 589-5779

@normal:FIREWOOD, Free! Pine & Eucalyptus. 457-9946

@normal:CHILD’S DESK. Bright blue & red. Scandinavian. Very good condition. $35. 456-5060

@normal:COMPUTER MONITOR. Impression 3 Plus. Good condition. Good condition. $50. 456-8625.

@normal:CAMPER SHELL. Red & white for Mazda B2000. $99.99. 457-4563

@normal:COMPUTER. Apple Macintosh SE & Imagewriter II. $150. Ms. Martinez @457-6801

@normal:VIOLIN. Nice. Old. See to appreciate. $185. 455-1081

@normal:BOOKCASES. 2 – five shelf bookcases. Great condition. $25/pair. 310-589-6932

@normal:SOFA. Almost new, 7′ long. Oversized, great condition. Must sell $250. obo. 310-859-6932

@normal:MIRROR. Ornate gold wall mirror w/2 glass shelves. $35. obo. 310-859-6932

@normal:TV. 19″ color Toshiba. Works excellent. $25. 317-0597

@normal:CHAIRS. Rattan, high fan-back. Pedestal base. Back/seat cushions. Like new. $99 each. 457-1214

@Header:Flooring

@normal:CARPETS, HARDWOOD new/refinish. Free Estimates. Call Carl Leon, Paseo Flooring. 310-416-9947.

@normal:VIKING FLOORS Specializing in Installation & Finishing of all types of flooring. 457-7823.

@Header:For Sale

@normal:FOR SALE!. Magnificent free-form redwood pedestal table, 52″x82″. Comparable $4,000. Selling for $1,200 obo. Turn-of-century partners’ desk, 48″x72″, very unique. $1,500. 486 PC + monitor, $600. Call Chris @ 456-6181

@normal:MUST SELL!!! JUST REDUCED!!! 2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

  • A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. FREE!!
  • Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $3,000. No reasonable offer refused. 805-499-7502

@normal:**CABLE DESCRAMBLERS** 30-day free trial. Money-back guarantee. MC/Visa/Discover, or COD. Toll free 1-800-417-0312

@normal:DINING ROOM table, 3/4″ beveled glass top, marble stands, 6 recovered blond wood frame chairs. Gorgeous! Paid $3,500. Must sell. $1,975. obo. 589-1101

@normal:DOUBLE WIDE MOBILE HOME. 1400′, 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Huge living room w/fireplace. Big kitchen w/skylights. Laundry room. Dining room, office. beautiful design. Must see. Must be moved. $30,000 obo. 323-876-0515

@normal:***GRAND UPRIGHT PIANO***. Good condition, perfect for students. Moving & needs a loving home. $1,000 obo. Please call 457-7647

@normal:I THINK, THEREFORE i Mac Macintosh power book with software & 2 hours of personal tutoring. Delivered to your door so you can start using it right away. Excellent condition. $995. 310-456-8798

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS Sale: 40x60x14, $8,734, 50x75x14; $11,354; 50x100x16, $15,257; 60x100x16, $17,445. Mini-storage buildings, 34×180, 36 units. $18,175. www.sentinelbuildings.com Sentinel Buildings, 800-327-0790 extension 79. Cal*Scan

@normal:BEAUTIFUL GREENHOUSE and solariums at discount prices. Stylish aluminum frames w/twin wall polycarbonate. Easy to assemble. All sizes available. For information: Spectrum 1-800-724-2659. Cal*Scan

@NORMAL:WOLFF TANNING BEDS. TAN AT HOME Buy direct and SAVE. Commercial/Home units from $199.00. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Call today. 1-800-842-1310 Cal*Scan

@normal:STEEL BUILDINGS CLEARANCE Sale. Best price in West! Arch, Straightwall, Single Slope.1-800-973-3366. Dealerships available! Cal*Scan

@Header:Garage Sales

@normal:WHEN YOU ADVERTISE WITH THE MALIBU TIMES you will receive FREE Garage Sale signs & arrows. Call us at 456-5507 Ext.108 to place your Garage Sale Classified Ad.

@Header:Glass

@normal:MALIBU GLASS & Mirror & Screens 3547 Winter Canyon Road. 456-1844.

@normal:PRECISION Sliding Glass Door Repair. Full mobile service, repairs and installation. New mirror closet doors, swinging or sliding screen doors. Replace sliding glass door tracks. 800-700-8508.

@normal:BEVELED GLASS WORKS. Beveled, Leaded & Carved Glass doors, Windows & Entryways. Catalogue Available. 457-5252 home.sprynet.com/sprynet/bgw01

@Header:Handyman

@normal:NEATNIK CONSTRUCTION. Meticulous carpentry, tilework, painting & remodeling. Long-term Malibu resident. Responsible & dependable. Reasonable rates. Excellent Malibu references. Kent, 457-5214

@NORMAL:A to Z HOME IMPROVEMENTS. No job too large or too small. Carpentry, painting, tile, retaining walls, decks, masonry, dog houses, and more. Honest, reasonable, reliable. Local references. Bill 317-2221

@normal:**CRAWFORD’S PAINTING & MAINTENANCE** Painting, fence installation, tile work & general maintenance. No job too small. Reasonable rates. Quality Trade Work. Dave Crawford. 310-455-7240

@Header:Hauling

@normal:***HAULING CLEAN-UP*** YARDS – GARAGES – JUNK. Free Estimates. 310-399-4337 Richard.

@Header:Health & Fitness

@normal:**YOGA IN MALIBU** Take time for yourself….relaxing, rejuvenating, challenging. Rediscover your body & soul. Privates available in peaceful setting!! Call Kirschen (Certified Yoga Instructor) at 310-589-3916

@normal:“NOW ISN’T A good time to stop smoking.” But it is a good time to start feeling better. Get help at www.stopsmoking.com Serious treatment for nicotine addition worldwide. Cal*Scan

@Header:Heating & Air

@normal:MALIBU REFRIGERATION Quality heating repairs. 457-9986.

@Header:Help Wanted

@normal:HANDYMAN/LANDSCAPER NEEDED. Full-time. Salary + bonus, possible health insurance. Must have experience, references, truck with insurance. Private estate in Malibu & Brentwood. 818-461-5801

@normal:EXPERIENCED INTERIOR PLANT TECHNICIAN. Must have valid CA driver’s license & insurance. Must speak fluent English. 457-1625

@normal:SECURITY GUARD. Unarmed. Watch the waves & get paid. $6.25 per hour. 457-4305

@normal:RECEPTIONIST FOR HEALTH & FITNESS FACILITY Full-time & part-time. Must have experience and be fit. Call Gordon 310-456-7721.

@normal:EXPERIENCED EXTERIOR LANDSCAPE SUPERVISOR. Must have good references, truck, insurance, valid California driver’s license and speak fluent English. 457-1625 x4.

@normal:HIGHEST PAID FOR QUALITY DRIVER/MOVER. Class A/B with clean driving record only. Inventory & Van Line experience a must. References required. Contact Cindy at 310-450-5957

@normal:**LONDON TEMPORARY SERVICES** Lots of great jobs: Receptionist, Administrative Assistants, Clerks, Secretaries. One year experience required. Fax resume: 310-826-7939. Work on the Westside.

@normal:PHOTOJOURNALISM INTERNSHIP. The Malibu Times is looking for a photojournalist intern to learn all aspects of newspaper photojournalism & darkroom work & earn professional clips. Interns may shoot civic meetings, community activities, sports events, etc., write photo captions, assist in all phases of production. Must have experience on school or community newspaper, or equivalent. Internships qualify for credit at some schools. Includes small stipend. Internship last 4-6 months, 15 hours per week minimum, Tuesday production hours, other hours flexible. Call Arnold York, editor-in-chief, at 310-456-5507 ext. 101, or fax resume/samples to 310-456-8986

@normal:THE MALIBU TIMES is looking for a part-time Advertising Salesperson to sell special sections. Sales experience preferred. Call Arnold at 310-456-5507 ext 101 or fax your resume to: 310-456-8986

@normal:BUSY MALIBU ANSWERING SERVICE needs an all night operator. Light typing & pleasant speaking voice a must. Call 310-317-2195 for more information.

@normal:PART-TIME SALES $18 TO $25 HOUR, SOFTWARE, ELECTRONICS. Computer experience preferred, not mandatory. Commissions only. A winning personality with a “tude” a plus. Training provided. Students welcome. 310-317-0887

@normal:***LINE COOKS & BUSBOYS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY*** at Malibu Country Inn, 6506 Westward beach. Great location & friendly atmosphere. Call 457-9622

@normal:LEGAL SECRETARY WANTED for prominent music attorney working 4 days/week in Malibu, 1 day/week in Century City. Must have experience in music industry or entertainment law & WordPerfect. Fax resume to: 310-282-8903

@normal:DRIVERS WANTED. Domino’s Pizza of Malibu. Earn up to $12/hour. 20 positions available. Full-time or Part-time. Ask for the Manager 317-4840

@normal:DRIVER. FLATBED MILES. Money. Hometime. Start 34 cents/mile. Run western or 1-5 corridor. Great benefits. Consistent miles. 3 years OTR + 1 year flatbed. Combined Transport. 1-800-637-4407. Cal*Scan

@normal:WORK FROM HOME – EARN EXTRA INCOME. $800-$3500 P.T/F.T. Call 1-800-714-5653 for free information or log on to http://www.hbn.com & please use the access code 5819 *BMX

@normal:MALIBU LAW FIRM seeks attorney, secretary or paralegal in areas of Personal Injury or Family Law. Pay negotiable depending on experience. Flexible hours, good working conditions. 456-2494

@normal:MANAGER OF SPECIAL EVENTS AT PEPPERDINE UNIVERSITY. Flexible hours. Good communication & organizational skills, ability to prioritize & work on multiple tasks. Fax resume to: 310-456-4227, Attn. Emily MacDonald

@normal:RECEPTIONIST needed for Malibu property management company. Full time, 8am-5pm. Typing & general office skills required. Good phone skills a must. $9/hour. 310-456-7031 ext. 175.

@normal:UPSCALE DESIGNER JEWELRY STORE opening in Malibu. Full or part-time sales positions available. Previous experience in jewelry sales preferred. Fax resume to: Sales – 310-456-9441

@normal:CUSTOMER SERVICE full-time. Dispatch repairmen, phones, walk-in customers. No computer skills needed. Benefits. Call Jerald at 456-1844.

@normal:ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Point Dume office needs organized, energetic person. Telephone, strong people skills a must – some computer background required. Excellent benefits! Please fax resume: 310-457-1814.

@normal:UNIVERSAL GROUP is seeking DYNAMIC individuals with a potential for growth in the revenue collection systems. All candidates must have 2 years of hands on managerial experience & basic computer knowledge. Please forward resume & salary expectations to Regional Manager, 23233 N. Pima Rd. 113#333, Scottsdale, AZ. 85255

@normal:LOVING NANNY/HOUSEKEEPER for happy Malibu home. Full-time, live in. Safe driving record. Excellent English. Nonsmoking. 457-2737

@normal:PART-TIME afternoons Monday thru Friday Public Relations, event planning, corporate relations. Strong communications skills & detail oriented a must. Call 310-456-3346.

@normal:GOVERNMENT JOBS. Now hiring in your area. $16,000-$68,000. Call 1-800-883-0819 ext J-400 for current Federal County, City & State lists. Cal*Scan

@normal:GET PAID $15 – $30 per hour processing insurance claims for local doctors office. Complete training provided. Computer and modem experience required. Call 800-942-8141 ext. 12. Cal*Scan

@normal:DIRECTOR OF STAFF Development for 99 bed SNF. Live among fruit trees, lakes, rivers & mountains. Seeking exper. only state approved D.S.D. to run a strong education program for all staff. Position available immediately for this exciting Alzheimers facility. Pleasant Care of Ukiah, 131 Whitmore Lane, Ukiah, CA 95482. Fax 707-462-0742 Cal*Scan

@normal:AVON PRODUCTS-Start your own business. Work flexible hours. Enjoy unlimited earnings. Call toll free (888)561-2966. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVER COVENANT TRANSPORT $1,000 sign-on bonus for Exp. Company Drivers. 1-800-441-4394. Owner Operators – Call toll free 1-888-283-6393 Solo Drivers & Contractors. Cal*Scan

@normal:CO. SPONSORED TRAINING & 1st year income $30K – Stevens Transport – OTR truck drivers wanted! Non-experienced or experienced – Toll free 888-279-4058 EOE. Cal*Scan

@normal:DRIVERS WANTED PROFESSIONAL OTR (1 yr. exp.) T/T drivers. Only the highly motivated, safety oriented need apply. We offer: Big trucks-big hoods-big mileage and more! For more info on our 48 state operation: call Elite Express at: 800-441-4318. Cal*Scan

@normal:SALES & SERVICE REP. Auto aftermarket, local territory. Must like working with your hands. $50,000 base + bonus + benefits. E.O.E. Call M.A.R.S. 1-800-342-2241 Cal*Scan

@Header:Home Care

@normal:CAREGIVER/CARETAKER. Gent will drive, cook, shop, garden & enable with dignity. Part or full time. Please call Joe at 317-2082

@Header:Horses

@normal:FOR LEASE 2 horse stalls w/common turnout centrally located & near tails. $400. Call 456-3072

@Header:HOT WEBSITES

@normal:ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET? Your competition is. Advertise your services to over 4 million instantly for less than the Yellow Pages. Call 310-317-0087

@Header:Housecleaning

@normal:HOUSECLEANING. Available 4 days a week & weekends. Experience, self starter. Speaks English, own transportation. Local references. 310-455-1991 or 818-348-3422.

@Header:Housekeeping

@normal:HOUSEKEEPER has 2 days available, Monday & Wednesday. 10 years experience in Malibu. Good references. Some English. Please call Noemi Barrios at 213-380-6187.

@Header:Housesitting

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 805-499-1475

@Header:Instructional

@normal:*DANCE* SWING, BALLROOM, LATIN Malibu, Calabasas, Culver City. Groups, Privates, Parties. Ms. M.C. Callaghan, Instructor. 818-880-2159

@Header:Jewelry

@normal:MALIBU GOLD I buy, sell and loan gold, diamonds, watches and antique jewelry. Instant Cash! 317-GOLD(4653).

@Header:Landscaping

@Normal:MALIBU PLANTSCAPING. Interior & Exterior plant care design and maintenance. Call 310-457-1625.

@normal:GARDENING & LANDSCAPING. Sprinklers installed, repaired. New lawns, groundcovers, shrubs, trees, planted & pruned. Drainage systems, RR tie walls, pathways, low voltage lighting. Please call Malibu Sprinkler & Landscaping. 457-7228. #512484

@normal:***LANDSCAPE SERVICES*** Colorful Flower Gardens Installed. Also Vegetable/Herb Gardens. Native Gardens (Fire resistant & drought tolerant). Rock Gardens/Waterfalls. Call Sarah at 310-455-3547

@normal:Malibu Tropicals and Succulent Nursery specializing in succulents, bromeliads, epidendrum orchids, exotics for landscape use. 1 gal. to 24″ box specimens. Wholesale to the trade. 26799 P.C.H., Malibu. Hours 7:00-3:30 M-F. Call for appointment 310-457-7478.

@Header:Lost & Found

@normal:FREE LOST & FOUND ADS. Have you lost a pet or found an article? Please call our Classified Dept. at 456-5507 Ext 108 and we will be glad to take your classified ad at NO CHARGE.

@normal:**FOUND RING**First private beach north of Zuma Beach. Found Labor Day weekend. Call to identify. 805-724-2136.

@Header:Medical Services

@normal:ROLF METHOD OF MALIBU INC. Experience Dr. Rolf’s original system of structural integration. For a fluid, light & balanced body, free of pain, chronic stress & stiffness. Changes you feel that last! John Baier, GSI, ABMP#466912. Zuma Terrace Building #2A. 457-7272.

@Header:Mobile Homes

@normal:MUST SELL!!! JUST REDUCED!!! 2-60′ MOBILE HOMES.

  • A single wide 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, and kitchen. FREE!!
  • Second has 2 pullouts, master bedroom, office/bedroom, bath, living room & kitchen/eating area. Must be moved soon. $3,000. No reasonable offer refused. 805-499-7502

@normal:DOUBLE WIDE MOBILE HOME. 1400′, 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Huge living room w/fireplace. Big kitchen w/skylights. Laundry room. Dining room, office. beautiful design. Must see. Must be moved. $30,000 obo. 323-876-0515

@Header:Musical Instruction

@normal:MUSIC – PIANO – VOICE – INSTRUCTION. Voice Production: Speech Coach, Diction, Projection, Speech & Language Pronunciation. Local professional Malibu instructor. Please call & indicate your interest. 310-280-3406

@Header:Musical Instruments

@normal:***GRAND UPRIGHT PIANO***. Good condition, perfect for students. Moving & needs a loving home. $1,000 obo. Please call 457-7647

@Header:Office Space

@NORMAL:ZUMA TERRACE 29350 PCH unit #12. 1,150 square foot office w/private entry & patio, plus private bath, in garden setting. Lots of glass. $2,200/month inclusive. 457-3602.

@Header:Painting

@normal:E.B. PAINTING COMPANY 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Excellent prep & clean-up. Interior, exterior, stucco repair, plastering licensed, bonded, Insured, Excellent client list. 818-762-0140.

@normal:JAMES THE PAINTER Looking for an excellent job and lowest prices? Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. We repair stucco and water damage. Acoustic ceiling repair and removal, Wallpaper removal. 213-732-3034.

@normal:MISTER ROBERTS PAINTING Serving Malibu Since 1965. Interior, exterior, licensed, bonded. Industrial products for rust Inhibitors. 310-456-0409. 1st place custom home painting award.

@normal:**THE FAUX ‘HO** Certified interior designer specializes in decorative paint finishes for every surface of your home or office. Standard painting services also available. Call Patricia at 323-874-0937 or 323-854-0848

@Header:Party Services

@normal:

  • ***BEAR TO BEAR BALLOONS***
  • Balloons & Bouquets for all Occasions. Now carrying BEANIE BABIES 21217 Pacific Coast Highway & Rambla Pacifico. Malibu. Call 456-9746.

@Header:Picture Framing

@normal:MALIBU GALLERY Serving Malibu’s picture framing and art collector needs since 1981. Colony Plaza (near Hughes). 310-456-5393.

@Header:Plumbing

@normal:McDERMOTT PLUMBING & PUMPING Residential, commercial. Call on us to handle what ever comes up. 24-hour emergency service. Plumbing 456-2286, Pumping 456-1173

@Header:Pools

@normal:PINEAPPLE POOLS Replasters, repairs, service. Firepumps, Non-chlorine Systems. 456-3766

@Header:Private Investigator

@normal:PRIVATE EYE FOR HIRE! Discrete and confidential. Call Paris Stone P.I. Specializing in cheating and divorce. 818-340-ISPY (4779). 24 Hours. e-mail: coolspy@earthlink.net. Web: www.parisindustries.com/pi.html

@Header:Real Estate

@normal:EXCEPTIONAL FIND ON MALIBU ROAD! 3 bedroom, 2 bath completely remodeled top to bottom. Vaulted ceiling, skylights, all rooms w/sliding doors w/plantation shutters opening to deck w/ 180 ¡ spectacular ocean view. Marble fireplace, gourmet kitchen. Spacious & open floor plan. Seller relocating, must sell. Only $775.000 INCLUDES ADJACENT LOT. ***Regal Properties, Inc.****** Ask for Benik. 310-275-8888

@normal:MINUTES TO MALIBU! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Tennis court, pool, waterfall, horse facilities, nearly 3/4 acre. Two massive fireplaces, artist studio, paver tiles, high beam & vaulted ceilings. $625,000. Broker 818-731-0739.

@normal:PACIFIC PALISADES. 2+1.75. Partial ocean views. Heated pool, gated 2-car parking. Great location to shops. Bright & sunny. Hardwood floors plus new tile flooring. New refrigerator, mirrors. Avoid traffic on PCH. Front patio. 310-454-2480. Agent 310-454-2480.

@normal:AGOURA HILLS. 1/2 acre horse property. Home w/5BR, 4BA, 4-car garage. Separate office or playhouse. Ranch style w/wood burning stove. 5 minutes to horse tails, scenic view. Las Virgenes School District. $585,000. Owner 310-376-2798.

@normal:GOVERNMENT FORECLOSED HOMES. Pennies on the $1. Repro’s, VA, HUD, Sheriff sales. No money down government loans available now. Local listings. Toll Free 1-800-669-2292 ext. H-4000. Cal*Scan

@normal:NO DOWNPAYMENT?? PROBLEM credit? Own the home you need now, without a big down payment. Complete financing is qualified. DeGeorge Home Alliance 1-800-343-2884. Cal*Scan

@normal:NORTHWEST ARIZONA two ranches 40 acres – $14,900 and 80 acres – $29,900 or both. Convenient to I-40. Good water area. Gorgeous views. Call AZLR 1-888-244-5263. Cal*Scan

@Header:Rentals

@normal:BEAUTIFUL 2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH BEACH HOUSE on Las Flores Beach. High ceilings/hardwood floors/skylights. Available November 10th. $3,300/month. 457-0654 after 8 p.m.

@normal:QUAINT STUDIO COTTAGE on horse ranch in Serra Canyon, Malibu. Mountain view. About 300 sq. ft. Gardener, water, electric included. No Dogs. $750/month. Weekdays 456-3230.

@normal:MALIBU ROAD, 2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH. Newly renovated, nicely furnished classic beach pad w/views from Palos Verdes to Pt. Dume. 50′ balcony on sandy beach. Walls of glass, beamed ceilings, beautiful kitchen w/butcher block counter. Laundry facilities. $3,495/month. Principals only. 310-659-2500

@normal:DRY PRIVATE SANDY BEACH: Deluxe 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, office, fireplace, new appliances, cedar walls, Mexican paver floor tiles, 900 sq. ft. deck. Garage. Quiet/private. Close-in. $4,000/month. Long-term. Call 310-456-2348

@normal:HAWAII IN MALIBU, PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEW ESTATE, walk to beach. 3 gated acres w/full-time security, 4 bedroom, 3 baths, tennis court, pool. $5,996/month Cariker & Associates 310-457-5500. Broker Cooperation.

@normal:SHORT-TERM. Pt. Dume completely furnished large, homey 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment w/pool. Available November 1st-December 15th, possibly longer. $1,550/month + utilities. (or exchange for Manhattan apartment). 914-278-9467

@normal:PACIFIC PALISADES. Drop dead view. Beautiful new home, 4 bedroom, 3 bath. Hardwood floor, high ceiling. Granite kitchen, marble bath w/jacuzzi. Security, A/C. Infinity pool, spa. Quiet. 2-year lease. $7,900/month. 213-937-9299

@normal:HOUSE FOR RENT IN MALIBU COVE COLONY. “Largest beach on the street.” 2 bedroom, 2 baths. New kitchen, Sauna. Gated 24 hours/day security guard. $5,500/month. 323-937-5121

@normal:CLOSE IN, SUNNY, NEW 2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH APARTMENT. Ocean & mountain views. Washer/dryer, microwave, dishwasher, refrigerator. Available 11/7/98. $1,600/month. 310-456-6311.

@normal:SPECTACULAR 3 BEDROOM, 2 BATH. 2-car garage w/extra parking. Upgraded flooring throughout. New kitchen w/new appliances. Washer/dryer, refrigerator. Tennis, pool/spa. Walk to beach. Patio w/Koi pond. No pets. Security system. Partially furnished. $3,200/month. Agent 310-454-2480

@normal:MALIBU RENTALS. *Malibu Road. Sunny, open floor plan, 3/2 Furnished. $5,500/month. *Malibu Road. Spectacular Contemporary 3/2.5 furnished, $12,000/month. * Malibu Road, Colony Beach. 5/6 Furnished. $12,000/month. *Carbon Beach, Stunning Cap Cod 3/3.5, Furnished $25,000/month. Carol Bird, Coldwell Banker. 310-317-9346

@normal:HOUSE FOR LEASE/RENT. Magnificent Malibu whitewater views! Sophisticated Fung Shui 2BD/1.5 bath corner townhome. Private garden/spa, fireplace, hardwood floors, gourmet kitchen, Japanese bath, washer/dryer. Dramatic architectural remodel. Private beach club/tennis/pool! Year lease $3,250/month unfurnished. $3,950/month furnished. 310-457-0450

@normal:CLOSE IN, BEAUTIFUL OCEAN-VUS. Lovely small Mediterranean guest apartment w/terra cotta floors. Gated. 3 porches. Orchards. Short-term OK. Furnished or unfurnished. $1,500/month. Page#310-888-9565-(222)

@Header:Rentals To Share

@normal:TWO BEDROOM IN SINGLE FAMILY DWELLING. Latigo Canyon, no pets, no smoking. House privileges & utilities included. Responsible professionals. $700/month. Contact 310-589-0484 or 714-840-6049

@Header:Rental Situations Wanted

@normal:**SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY** for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 805-499-1475

@Header:Rental Wanted

@normal: 2+2 GUEST HOUSE, CONDO OR APARTMENT WANTED. Move in November 1st. Single career woman, no pets, nonsmoker. Relocating from Seattle. Stable, quiet. References. $1,300/month. Call collect 425-739-6880 or Fax: 425-827-5468.

@normal:ACTIVE FEMALE, working senior citizen w/local references looking for small guest cottage or private room with bath, kitchen privileges. Can pay $500/month (negotiable). Call 310-457-6555, Mary.

@normal:RESPONSIBLE LOCAL TEACHER seeks affordable private guesthouse or apartment in Malibu/Palisades area. Idea tenant. Call Katie at 310-205-2650

@Header:Retail Space

@normal:MALIBU PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, 480-900 sq. ft. retail store with high visibility frontage. 310-456-7031 ext 175.

@Header:Security

@normal:Y2K? SECURITY, HOUSESITTING, ANIMAL CARE, CARPENTRY for your home or estate in exchange for living accommodations. FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE. Non-smoking, non-drinking, college degree, trustworthy. Impeccable references. Contact David at 805-499-1475

@Header:Services

@normal:LETTER PERFECT: Letters, Resumes, Scripts, Manuscripts, Legal, Word Processing, Fax services available. Also, Computer Lessons, Learn Windows 95, & E-mail. Contact Karen 310-456-8625.

@normal:TURN PILES INTO FILES. Have you been meaning to organize your home office, kitchen or other rooms in your house. I help people get organize. Please call Julie, pager/voice mail. 310-286-8739

@normal:**KING OF MALIBU DOG WALKER** Your dog will live it and will tell you all about it when you get home. 310-455-2311

@normal:**CABLE DESCRAMBLERS** 30-day free trial. Money-back guarantee. MC/Visa/Discover, or COD. Toll free 1-800-417-0312

@normal:PERSONAL ASSISTANT. Organized, reliable, excellent with details, outgoing, creative & computer literate. Will run your errands. I have many years of experience. References. Call Donna at 310-455-7240.

@Header:Storage

@normal:MALIBU SELF STORAGE The only storage facility in Malibu’s Civic Center. Short drive to your unit. Ground level convenience. Located 100 yards North of Civic Center Way. 24-hour recorded information: 456-2822. Operated by Mariposa Land Company. 310-456-5555.

@Header:Tennis

@normal:TENNIS ANYONE? Dry Gulch Ranch. Malibu Clay Court. A/B+ Players. Carter Ward 457-3807

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Who’s on high ground?

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What’s the dirt on The Malibu Times quote of a Pepperdine representative with the modest and humble assertion that Pepperdine was the only school “grounded in moral and ethical values.” I don’t want to create a ground swell but does this make Yale, Yeshiva, USC, UCLA, Cal Tech and countless universities located between, groundless chopped liver?

I understand that Pepperdine gerrymandered out of the city of Malibu and now wants to overbuild in an environmentally sensitive area. These events are grounded in shrewd business strategies, and it is a tad dishonest to claim a moral and ethical high ground.

I don’t want to ground the person who claims that their university is the only school grounded in moral and ethical values. I wish them well, but I do suggest that they unearth their grounds.

Donald M. Desfor

Full of Beans

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Some clever promoters

Came up with a scheme

To create a toy

Stuffed with some kind of bean

Everyone loved them

And started to save them

So they made limited editions

To make people crave them

How far from grace will our culture fall

If we no longer brag

Of a Monet on the wall

But boast of an original Radar the Bat,

Tusk the Walrus or Flips the Cat

The way that it’s going

You probably will see ’em

On display at the Getty Museum

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli