Is Malibu Park the Autobahn?
My master walks me every day on Harvester Rd., Clover Heights or Filaree Heights. Recently he voiced his displeasure with the burgeoning number of speeding vehicles on Harvester that have forced us to become one with the ficus bushes on the side of the road. Note to NASCAR man or woman: If the speed limit is not posted, which it is not, it’s 25 MPH not 75 MPH. We don’t want to be a hood ornament on your Escalade. I’m guessing the locals are not the culprits.
This is laid-back Malibu Park, isn’t it? It must be that we have had an influx of tourists from the UK who enjoy driving fast and on the left side of the road. Haven’t you seen them on the curves on Busch? Mario Andretti School of Driving Alums, they are not. So if you are cell phone talking, text messaging, GPS navigating and too busy to read this article, folks out there don’t slow down a little and enjoy this paradise we live in, I’ll be forced to call you out again.
Beau, the Chocolate Lab
(and) Kenneth Gable