Yeah, yeah let’s all conserve water. What bull! I’ve been doing just that for years. Meanwhile the Perenchio illegal golf course looks mighty green and every new mega-mansion has a huge instant lawn, courtesy of Marathon Sod. It’s time for the Realty community in this town to stop selling folks on the joys of hyper-consumerism, fabulous Mediterranean 15,000 square foot mansions with thirsty non-native tropical landscaping and more bathrooms than bedrooms. Then we can talk about me conserving water. (I have no lawn. They are stupid in Malibu.)
Marshall Thompson