It is apparent from the incensed “Letters to the Editor” in your newspaper, that in our attempt to build a peaceful, benevolent Malibu community, we’ve lost one of society’s greatest champions of justice the old-fashioned punch in the snoot. In Americana lore, never was there a kinder more suitable American than Mr. Smith, when he trekked off to Washington clad only in idealism and armed with the emblem of the underdog as he fought valiantly to expose the corruption of the entrenched governmental establishment. In “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,” the idealistic freshman Senator is confronted by a host of trials that test his character. Being forthright and genuine, he can see no phoniness or treachery in others. Every act of governmental insider deceit dumbfounds him. The final straw is when a photographer takes a picture, publishes it in the newspaper and all of Washington is given to believe that the fabrication told by the photo is true. How does the valiant young hero handle this particular test under fire? He slams down the newspaper in disbelief, leaves his office and searches out the sinning photographer. Without a word of explanation, he lands an old-fashioned punch in the photographer’s snoot.
Now, non-violence is a good thing if Malibuites were dexterous enough to turn the other cheek. But in this defective world, filled as it is with untrustworthy and counterfeit letter writers who smite the truthful, turning the biblical cheek isn’t always the answer and can actually encourage deceitful behavior. Lawsuits aren’t the answer. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren’t resourceful enough to get out of jury duty. Is there nothing available between ignoring the transgression and a punch directed to the snoot? Honor, truthfulness and respect are precarious commodities. Would not evil-doers and purveyors of falsehoods tread somewhat differently were they subject to the occasional punch in the snoot?
If you think this entire concept uncivilized, think of all the time, money and disgrace Malibuites could save if we forsake the legal quagmires of seeking out the untruthful and issue a blow for the truth. Would your “Letter to the Editor” writers have deserted their “Letters to the Editor” if they could have felt free to do the honorable thing, and delivered an un-honorable letter writer their just desserts -an old fashioned punch in the snoot?
Tom Fakehany