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Mouse house banned

There once was a mouse who lived in a house

Built in the City of Malibu

The mouse house was only 18 inches high, setback 40 inches

Only 2 inches by 2 inches and with lot coverage of .002%

It had no peaked roof to spoil the viewshed, had

A teacup septic tank, and only two native plants

As the wholesale nursery only had four rationed native plants.

He prayed for rain and hoped that a butterfly would sweat

So that his plant his would thrive.

The City Council had a “Grand Mal” plan (called a general plan)

Not to let anyone build more mouse houses.

This plan would be implemented by the Zoning Ordinance

And further “Hamstring” any building by the LUP/LCP.

Close the gate! No more mouse houses can be built! We got ours!

“Twinkletoes Mouse”

Nane withheld by request

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