There once was a mouse who lived in a house
Built in the City of Malibu
The mouse house was only 18 inches high, setback 40 inches
Only 2 inches by 2 inches and with lot coverage of .002%
It had no peaked roof to spoil the viewshed, had
A teacup septic tank, and only two native plants
As the wholesale nursery only had four rationed native plants.
He prayed for rain and hoped that a butterfly would sweat
So that his plant his would thrive.
The City Council had a “Grand Mal” plan (called a general plan)
Not to let anyone build more mouse houses.
This plan would be implemented by the Zoning Ordinance
And further “Hamstring” any building by the LUP/LCP.
Close the gate! No more mouse houses can be built! We got ours!
Nane withheld by request