Mouse house banned

There once was a mouse who lived in a house

Built in the City of Malibu

The mouse house was only 18 inches high, setback 40 inches

Only 2 inches by 2 inches and with lot coverage of .002%

It had no peaked roof to spoil the viewshed, had

A teacup septic tank, and only two native plants

As the wholesale nursery only had four rationed native plants.

He prayed for rain and hoped that a butterfly would sweat

So that his plant his would thrive.

The City Council had a “Grand Mal” plan (called a general plan)

Not to let anyone build more mouse houses.

This plan would be implemented by the Zoning Ordinance

And further “Hamstring” any building by the LUP/LCP.

Close the gate! No more mouse houses can be built! We got ours!

“Twinkletoes Mouse”

Nane withheld by request

The Malibu Times is the first newspaper in Malibu, serving the community since 1946.

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