In a world beset with bombings and strife
We’re obsessed with a president
Who cheats on his wife
There’s Larry King with his pundits and panelists
And analysts analyzing other analysts
And all those bimbos are coming forth
They have even dug up Ollie North
Your enemies with all their cunning and zeal
Got to you through your Achilles heel
You knew who they were
Who were wishing you ill
So what the hell were you thinking Bill?!!!
They say you look bad, it’s all taking its toll
But your approval went up in the CNN poll!
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli