There’s a group of consumers
Who mean very well
But to Beverly Hills furriers
They’re consumers from Hell
They taped a fur salesman
And said that he lied
About the way in which
Those furry guys died
Now they want a label
To tell the true story
Of each animal’s demise
In details most gory
The thrust of their cause
Was so aggressively stated,
That I must admit I’m intimidated!
So I returned my new coat
Got back my deposit
Then delegated my old mink
To the back of the closet
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli