The Fur Is Flying In Beverly Hills

There’s a group of consumers

Who mean very well

But to Beverly Hills furriers

They’re consumers from Hell

They taped a fur salesman

And said that he lied

About the way in which

Those furry guys died

Now they want a label

To tell the true story

Of each animal’s demise

In details most gory

The thrust of their cause

Was so aggressively stated,

That I must admit I’m intimidated!

So I returned my new coat

Got back my deposit

Then delegated my old mink

To the back of the closet

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

The Malibu Times is the first newspaper in Malibu, serving the community since 1946.

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