There’s a group of consumers

Who mean very well

But to Beverly Hills furriers

They’re consumers from Hell

They taped a fur salesman

And said that he lied

About the way in which

Those furry guys died

Now they want a label

To tell the true story

Of each animal’s demise

In details most gory

The thrust of their cause

Was so aggressively stated,

That I must admit I’m intimidated!

So I returned my new coat

Got back my deposit

Then delegated my old mink

To the back of the closet

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli