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The Fur Is Flying In Beverly Hills

There’s a group of consumers

Who mean very well

But to Beverly Hills furriers

They’re consumers from Hell

They taped a fur salesman

And said that he lied

About the way in which

Those furry guys died

Now they want a label

To tell the true story

Of each animal’s demise

In details most gory

The thrust of their cause

Was so aggressively stated,

That I must admit I’m intimidated!

So I returned my new coat

Got back my deposit

Then delegated my old mink

To the back of the closet

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

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The Malibu Times is the first newspaper in Malibu, serving the community since 1946.

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