Republicans have used scandal and investigation to manipulate politics and the American system throughout the Clinton years. Now, Arlan Spector and his Republican band of thieves are using the same scandal card against Democratic presidential nominee Al Gore, trying to steal the upcoming presidential election for their boy George W. Bush. Americans are “gate” weary and Republicans know it, and are pushing for another Clintonesque investigation. Current Justice Department prosecutor Robert Conrad, a Ken Starr clone and bloodhound, is hot on Al Gore’s heels. George W. still thinks the last eight years of investigations were divinely inspired and not politically motivated by Republicans. So why worry, there are still many more twists, turns, and surprises in store for Campaign 2000.