Junk mailionairs

Have you ever noticed that corporations now put advertisements in with your monthly invoices? As if credit card statements aren’t distasteful enough, these enterprises have to cram junk mail in with your bills. I personally know Malibuites who get back at these companies. They put rubbish in with their checks when they mail them back, i.e., coffee grinds, banana peels, advertisements, city of Malibu proclamations. These Malibuites write, “Could you throw this junk away for me? Thank you.”

Tom Fakehany

Ed. note. Thanks for the headline suggestion, Tom.

The Malibu Times is the first newspaper in Malibu, serving the community since 1946.

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