Any body who wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Chad are those petite bits of paper that the Postal Department punches out of sheets of U.S. stamps in order that you can tear off the individual stamp with ease. Tons of Chad is discarded weekly in landfills, affronting the environmentalist. I had never considered the Chad from election ballots until recently. I have been guaranteed that unlike Chad from postage stamps, election Chad has a purpose. It is used on McDonald hamburgers to replace the sesame seeds.
Chad has also become the hottest dance obsession among youthful voters.
Doing the Chad
You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Chad
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Chad
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Chad
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your retirees sue,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Chad
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You do the Palm Beach Chad,
You do the Palm Beach Chad,
You do the Palm Beach Chad,
That’s what it’s all about!
And that is all I have to say (sure)
Tom Fakehany