Z-traffic dreaming


    What is wrong with Malibu Z traffic? It is a magnificent spot to catch up on your analysis of life. “Keep Honking … I’m Reloading.” This humorous bumper decal along with several others expressive license plate frames were noted while I was waiting in the lengthy traffic lines entering the city of Santa Monica during the recent sewer line construction. With the arrival of plastic automobile bumpers articulate license plate frames replace more destructive sticky bumper stickers (try that three times). Other humorous frames I noted were:

    Stupidity should be painful

    Everyone else thinks you’re a butt hole

    If you are living like there is no God, You better be right!

    Visualize Whirled Peas


    I think the gene pool could use a little chlorine

    It will be a celebrated day when Malibu schools get the money they need and the City Council has to hold a bake sale to pay for their retirement pensions.

    Well, maybe that last one wasn’t so amusing.

    Tom Fakehany