You’re out of control and your life’s in decline
There’s recovery and redemption one step at a time
Don’t think you’re alone, your obsessions are shared
Like the Comb Over group for the follically impaired
For you Sexaholics, success is assured
If you’re certain that you really want to be cured
There’s a program for victims of circumcision
Who still blame their mothers for that final decision
To you masochists basking in punishment and sorrow
And the procrastinators who meet, but always tomorrow
To you clutterers who need to find your space
And you guys who feel guilty wearing panties and lace
Get with a program and get on with your life
You may even meet your next husband or wife!
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli