Array

Twelve steps in the right direction

You’re out of control and your life’s in decline

There’s recovery and redemption one step at a time

Don’t think you’re alone, your obsessions are shared

Like the Comb Over group for the follically impaired

For you Sexaholics, success is assured

If you’re certain that you really want to be cured

There’s a program for victims of circumcision

Who still blame their mothers for that final decision

To you masochists basking in punishment and sorrow

And the procrastinators who meet, but always tomorrow

To you clutterers who need to find your space

And you guys who feel guilty wearing panties and lace

Get with a program and get on with your life

You may even meet your next husband or wife!

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli

13StarsManager
13StarsManagerhttps://malibutimes.com
The Malibu Times is the first newspaper in Malibu, serving the community since 1946.

Related Articles

Advertisement

Advertisement

Latest Articles

%d bloggers like this:
×