With the swipe of some plastic on an Internet site
We rented our house for a midsummer night
We thought it was love,
We knew it was fantastic and were ready for our overseas flight
My wife asked me, “Oh who could it be?”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter we got the money,
We’re off to Europe to have a great time,
Who cares if our neighbors are at the scene of the crime”
We vacationed in style and had a fabulous time
We left our good neighbors with a cry and a wine
Because the Visiting vacationers were partying all the time
When we returned here is what we learned
My Rolex was gone and our car had been burned
The party was never ending.
The house was a mess
Appliances were ruined
And the septic was distressed
One hundred grand to repair it and what could we do,
The City said, “And remember to pay your taxes too!”
The neighbors said, “We have had enough of you!”
They rented their house to a drug rehab and left the Bu
See you in five years when its time to sell.
The neighborhood left in shambles and the market went to hell
Terry Lucoff