As I was driving down the PCH one rainy and dreary day, I came upon some road signs and much to my dismay, The wordage was torn and tattered from the rain storm before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is what it bore:
Smoke Wrigley’s cigarettes, chew Coca-Cola spearmint beer, Ken-L-Ration dog food makes your Acme disappear, Turtle Wax your sweetheart with a Mounds candy bar, And Texaco’s a beauty cream that’s used by every Malibu star.
You can take your next vacation in a brand-new Red Frigidaire, And even learn to play strip poker in your long winter under-ware, The Council proclaimed it stated that babies could smoke until they’re three, And dogs can’t holiday at local beaches but can bathe in Lipton tea.
And that is all I have to say (sure).
Tom Fakehany