Geraldine Spagnoli, Tom Fakehany is real
I pinch him nightly to see him squeal
Tom is comic, seer and sage
At Lily’s Caf he is the rage
Oh so clever with words on a page
The Malibu Times is his stage
So do not wonder if he is short, rotund or tall
He belongs to me and that is all.
Mrs. Ann Fakehany