Hey, kids, regarding the park fundraising, I’ve got a great idea for Mr. Perenchio. It’s like a totally legit money laundering. Here’s how it goes. Jerry gives, say, $5 million to the fund and gets a huge tax deduction. What a guy, right? Then, the city turns right around and gives him all that money back plus a whole lot more to acquire the land for our kids. Such a deal! Beyond that, please, everybody-that includes the celebs, too-send what you can to this noble effort. Call Susan Shaw at 310.305.2033 to find out how you can make a difference or e-mail info@malibulegacy.org.
Marshall Thompson