(Ignorance can be bliss)
I remember the times
When we danced cheek to cheek
When pantyhose lasted
For more than a week
We had no phones
In our cars for chattin’
We didn’t eat pasta
Because it was fatnin’
A tan looked healthy
Tap water was clear
We could eat Steak Tar Tar
No E-coli to fear
Now we know of safe sex
And we’ve had the warning
To stay out of the sun
‘Cause of global warming
We know that our meat
Should be cooked well done
When we weren’t so smart
We had much more fun!
Geraldine Forer Spagnoli