Letter: Millennial Mayor

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Letter to the Editor

Skylar Peak hasn’t shown up for 13 meetings (he phoned in five, but you know what they say about phoning it in). But, I’m not complaining; in fact, that’s why I may vote for him. If he’s not there, he can’t do as much harm as an experienced, dedicated candidate might. Unfortunately, when he does show up, he sits there in his dark glasses, chewing his dinner and playing on his smartphone. Then, when John Mazza signals he’s ok with some rich guy on the beach installing a 40-foot monstrosity, masquerading as a piece of art, that blocks his Winding Way neighbor’s views, Skylar votes to allow it. So, if Skylar pledges not to show up at all during his new term, I’ll forgive the bad votes he has cast (as long as they don’t block my view) and lend him my support.

Doug O’Brien