Public confession has reached new highs

The more lurid the details,

The bigger the Prize

We’ve ditched the philosophy of

Don’t ask and don’t tell

There are interviews to give

And a book deal to sell

So whatever it is

That you’d like to share

We don’t want to know

Cause we really don’t care

At the risk of sounding insensitive or flip

Go get a life and zip up your lip!

Geraldine Forer Spagnoli